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silent_bob
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Lil_Bunny
LOL there was a clothing for the NE munch thread over in the cafe
It's here , and I seem to have killed it, at least at the moment.
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Well in honour of my first munch, I've splurged out on a new pair of black jeans (two actually, though I don't intend to wear both to the munch). Other than that, I'm planning on mostly wearing black (as usual), though not sure which t-shirt to wear, washed them all this afternoon so I've got plenty to choose from.
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Didn't have one at the reception (neither me or the better half dance, and we didn't fancy the idea of making a spectacle of ourselves), but we walked down the aisle to Bron-Yr-Aur by Led Zeppelin and left the Town Hall to the strains of Let's Do It as performed by Joan Jett & Paul Westerberg for the Tank Girl soundtrack.
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Quote by dambuster
ffs ! ! !
Whinge, whine, moan ! ! ! ! ! !
How many times have you sat in a cafe or bar, around a table with 11 other people ?
(yep - I'm sad enough to have gone back over the thread and counted)
Did the conversation always revolve around the starting topic, or perhaps; did it ever wander in and out, off and on. Maybe evolving ?
Yes in this cafe, there will be other threads, on other topics - but guess what . . . . ?
Just like in real life, people will interject conversations as they wander in and out.
Well yes, I wasn't particularly whinging about anyone or anything, just commenting that it happens a lot. I know I've hijacked the odd thread and probably will do so again, but I do try to remember to keep things on track most of the time, and it did suddenly change from a reasonably serious discussion to mod love-in with hopeful spectator. Whilst it is a pretty regular event on these forums, it can be quite disconcerting for newbies to have their first post hijacked so comeprehensively.
Anyway, I'm going to go to bed before I post something that really pisses somebody off.
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Quote by prettypants
shame my story got lost in "to merge or not to merge"
Yes, it would appear that a few of the regulars have been unable to stop themselves hijacking yet another thread. It happens a lot 'round here, it's nothing personal.
Getting back to your story, you do seem to have had quite a run of bad luck to meet with that many idiots. It simply wouldn't occur to me to bail out straight after the event, or to turn up with a whippet in tow (I'd have to find a whippet for starters).
Don't give up, I'm sure you'll find some pleasant, enthuseastic, and energetic blokes if you keep looking, these forums might be a good place to start.
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Interesting to note the number of people who like/don't mind hairy chests but don't like hairy backs. I'd have thought it was fairly difficult to have one to any great degree without the other, unless selectively removing body hair is a more absorbing hobby than I'd realised.
Just out of interest, any strong opinions on hairy fingers/toes?
Just out of interest, any strong opinions on hairy fingers/toes?
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Congratulations mate, I hope the new job is less aggro than the old one. 
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Hmm.... Sexiest female musician?
Can I have all of L7* please? (Preferably after they got rid of the male drummer.)
If I had to pick only one, probably Janis Joplin.
Sexiest male musician?
Robert Plant when he was in Led Zeppelin.
*An all-female four piece grunge/punk band from the US, I once read an interview where they bemoaned the staggering lack of male groupies. I never did make it to one of their gigs, though they were on my 'must see' list for a number of reasons
Can I have all of L7* please? (Preferably after they got rid of the male drummer.)
If I had to pick only one, probably Janis Joplin.
Sexiest male musician?
Robert Plant when he was in Led Zeppelin.
*An all-female four piece grunge/punk band from the US, I once read an interview where they bemoaned the staggering lack of male groupies. I never did make it to one of their gigs, though they were on my 'must see' list for a number of reasons
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Quote by sleazy
If anyone Knows of any resonable priced hotels within 10 miles of venue can ya let me know, we looking at 114 quid at mo and much as you are all worth it, I can't feckin afford it lol
I don't know of any hotels in particular, but about 10 miles gives you a fair number of places to choose from. Where have you tried looking already? There's quite a few near where I live in South Shields - it's about 10 miles away, on the coast. (Which is why we have so many hotels and guesthouses, most of which are no longer full of holidaymakers.) I've got a few links that might point you in the direction of a few of them, but I won't post them in public for fairly obvious reasons. Other places you might look include Sunderland or Washington, both also within your distance limit.
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'm only 6'2", so don't have too many of the problems experienced by really tall people, but do have a few compounded by me being almost as broad as I am tall (well not really, but I do have a 52" chest measurement).
Clothes can be a bit of a pain in the arse, or more accurately across the shoulders. Fortunately I've started to notice a lot more places selling XXL t-shirts and stuff like that, and although I'm tall I've got quite short legs relative to the rest of me, so getting trousers to fit isn't a huge problem. Size 13 feet can be annoying to get shoes for, I tend to buy them online most of the time, actually that goes for most of my clothes, it's the most reliable way to find somewhere with stock in my size.
I don't fly for several reasons, but not fitting into a standard plane seat in terms of both leg room and shoulder room is quite a big part of that. I travel by train a lot and book cheap first class tickets wherever possible if I'm travelling for more than three hours or so, that way I get to the other end still able to walk.
Other than that, and trying to find beds/towels big enough for me being tall is pretty good. I like being able to see over the top of people's heads, reach high things without a ladder, and scare small children.
Clothes can be a bit of a pain in the arse, or more accurately across the shoulders. Fortunately I've started to notice a lot more places selling XXL t-shirts and stuff like that, and although I'm tall I've got quite short legs relative to the rest of me, so getting trousers to fit isn't a huge problem. Size 13 feet can be annoying to get shoes for, I tend to buy them online most of the time, actually that goes for most of my clothes, it's the most reliable way to find somewhere with stock in my size.
I don't fly for several reasons, but not fitting into a standard plane seat in terms of both leg room and shoulder room is quite a big part of that. I travel by train a lot and book cheap first class tickets wherever possible if I'm travelling for more than three hours or so, that way I get to the other end still able to walk.
Other than that, and trying to find beds/towels big enough for me being tall is pretty good. I like being able to see over the top of people's heads, reach high things without a ladder, and scare small children.
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The last book I had trouble puting down was Fleshmarket Close by Ian Rankin, in fact all of his books are fairly gripping and easy to read.
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Quote by fluffer
..... (long suffering and under-appreciated) moderators.
what you after DP?
Do I have to be after anything in order to be nice to the mods?
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Quote by lauraxxx
i answer an ad for a threesum a few days ago, now the man is given me grief cos i dont want to meet him first, when i asked about his partner he said she was unavailable yer right !
If it was an ad on here, then you could consider reporting this person to the (long suffering and under-appreciated) moderators.
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I used to play guitar and bass but screwed my elbows up five or six years ago and haven't really done anything since. I tried to pick up a guitar a few times but I just couldn't put my fingers in the right places any more. 
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I've shagged an ex when she had the painters in (her idea), but didn't go down on her.
It's annoying, as I quite like giving oral (and have no intention of coming up for air resembling a victim from a slasher flick*), but other than that it was ok as far as I can remember.
*I may have lowered the tone here just a tad too much, sorry. I doubt it'll be the last time.
It's annoying, as I quite like giving oral (and have no intention of coming up for air resembling a victim from a slasher flick*), but other than that it was ok as far as I can remember.
*I may have lowered the tone here just a tad too much, sorry. I doubt it'll be the last time.
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Hmmm.
Putting in Carter USM gave Cubanate (great band), The Fall (another cool band), and Bananafishbones (who?).
I think I might try a few more odd ones from my collection, see if I can find some new music to listen to.
Edit: I do find it kind of disturbing that putting in GG Allin gives a reference, albeit on the periphery for The Monkees. I think it'd be quite difficult to find two more different acts.
Putting in Carter USM gave Cubanate (great band), The Fall (another cool band), and Bananafishbones (who?).
I think I might try a few more odd ones from my collection, see if I can find some new music to listen to.
Edit: I do find it kind of disturbing that putting in GG Allin gives a reference, albeit on the periphery for The Monkees. I think it'd be quite difficult to find two more different acts.
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Quote by Mal
any couples/fems wana meet 10inch in london?
10 inch? That's not very tall !!
Mal
Have you been watching Bottom by any chance?
Richard Richard -'Here, listen to this one: "I am eight inches long and three inches round". Wow, he's tiny, I wonder how big his knob is?'
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Quote by WibblyWobbly
Personally i think it's all bollocks!......The Tabloids are scraping the barrel now!
From April 2005 - BBC Health News
Well yes, but if you read the BBC article you'll see that there have been a few reports from one part of the country (London), it hardly seems widespread. Also in the article it points out that the 14 year old with HIV did not catch it through daisy-chaining.
Thinking back to my own schooldays I seem to remember that group sex certainly happened, but not very often and unfortunately never when I was around.
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I used to be of the opinion that books were generally better than the corresponding films, but lately I've been changing my views.
The more I've read about film making the more I realise that it's not especially useful to compare the two different mediums. They're very different and a good film of a story could be very different to a good book telling the same story.
Occasionally you get a situation where both the book and the film are good and manage to complement each other, each providing aspects of the story that the other medium cannot convey. The two examples I can think of like this are 2001: A Space Odessey and The Abyss. In both cases the film and the book were produced in parallel rather than one being an adaptation of the other.
The more I've read about film making the more I realise that it's not especially useful to compare the two different mediums. They're very different and a good film of a story could be very different to a good book telling the same story.
Occasionally you get a situation where both the book and the film are good and manage to complement each other, each providing aspects of the story that the other medium cannot convey. The two examples I can think of like this are 2001: A Space Odessey and The Abyss. In both cases the film and the book were produced in parallel rather than one being an adaptation of the other.
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I've got one that could make a feature film, there was such a catalogue of disaster.
There's no way I could begin to describe in detail what happened when a party of Sea Scouts sailed onto South Walsham Broad in a howling gale whilst we were all moored up with a grandstand view.
Suffice to say it's the only time in 28 years of sailing holidays that I've seen a 24 foot long yacht with a 3 foot deep fin keel sailed onto dry land. It was completely out of the water, kept upright by trees on either side. Amazingly it wasn't seriously damaged (at least the blokes from the boatyard determined that it wouldn't sink if they pulled it back into the water, which they did).
There's no way I could begin to describe in detail what happened when a party of Sea Scouts sailed onto South Walsham Broad in a howling gale whilst we were all moored up with a grandstand view.
Suffice to say it's the only time in 28 years of sailing holidays that I've seen a 24 foot long yacht with a 3 foot deep fin keel sailed onto dry land. It was completely out of the water, kept upright by trees on either side. Amazingly it wasn't seriously damaged (at least the blokes from the boatyard determined that it wouldn't sink if they pulled it back into the water, which they did).
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Quote by Alex_Female
Fair enough, I was just going on the information I could find online.
I've never been to a club, mainly because as a single male it looks like far more hassle and expense than it's worth.
It depends on what price you put on a shag
Well more correctly what price you put on the chance of a shag, since there's no certainty that turning up to a club would see me leaving at the end of the evening having got laid.
I'd probably be much more receptive to the idea if I were going as part of a couple, both because it's generally cheaper and because there's far more chance of me getting a shag if I'm going with somebody who's prepared to shag me.
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Quote by AndyWolves
However! Since I moved to the West Mids, I've experienced a strange phenomenon - Bright Orange Chips!!! Never seen them anywhere else....
Are they by any chance from the Lightwoods Fish Bar on Bearwood Rd?
They've sold them for years and years, made to a supposedly secret recipe passed on with the deeds to the chip shop.
I've seen how they make them though - the raw chips are soaked in vinegar with sliced up onions and tomato puree.
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Quote by Shadow_Walker
??? at the risk of sounding rather stupid, have i missed some form of etiquette by not letting everyone know that i was buggering off for a week??
Btw, have fun mate!!!
Thanks, it should be a good laugh.
I don't think a leave application is strictly required (though Sarge may wish to disagree with that statement), but it does let people know you haven't stepped under a bus, gone off in a huff never to return, etc, etc.
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Quote by fluffer
HP on chips, though garlic mayo or mustard are both good as well.
Red sauce is just wrong.
How can you come here with your MUSTARD suggestion DP, and say that Red Sauce is wrong?? :shock:
Mustard and chips???
Nothing wrong with mustard on chips, preferably the fairly mild kind you put on hot dogs and burgers, but any will do at a pinch.
Even the smell of red sauce is enough to make me heave, it's foul beyond belief.
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HP on chips, though garlic mayo or mustard are both good as well.
Red sauce is just wrong.
Red sauce is just wrong.
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Quote by da69ve
I gather this couple wasn't using condoms?
That's what I thought at first, but reading the rest of the argument (at least as recollected and written on here) it would seem that him cumming whilst shagging another woman was what had upset her, whether it was in a condom or not.
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Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Club2000 is in different premises now, it is more towards Newcastle than Whitley Bay. Never been to the new premises.
There are actually three clubs in the NE. While not denigrating any of them, we're going to Xtasia this Sat, even tho it is a three hour drive and a stop-over!!
John & Shel
Fair enough, I was just going on the information I could find online.
I've never been to a club, mainly because as a single male it looks like far more hassle and expense than it's worth.
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*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: Dan
Total Amount of Posts: 258 and counting
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: Attending a mate's thirtieth birthday party and catching up with many people I haven't seen for years.
Location of Leave: Bristol, and possibly Cardiff on Sunday.
From (Last Posting Day): Friday 16th September
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Monday 19th September
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Dan
Date Thursday 15th September
This should be fun, apparently there's going to be a big bunch of live roleplayers and dodgy rockers/goths/punks/hippies who I haven't seen since I got chucked out of uni seven years ago. I'm still looking for something to do/somewhere to stay on Sunday, but I'm sure I'll find something/someone to occupy my time. :twisted:
Name: Dan
Total Amount of Posts: 258 and counting
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: Attending a mate's thirtieth birthday party and catching up with many people I haven't seen for years.
Location of Leave: Bristol, and possibly Cardiff on Sunday.
From (Last Posting Day): Friday 16th September
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Monday 19th September
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Dan
Date Thursday 15th September
This should be fun, apparently there's going to be a big bunch of live roleplayers and dodgy rockers/goths/punks/hippies who I haven't seen since I got chucked out of uni seven years ago. I'm still looking for something to do/somewhere to stay on Sunday, but I'm sure I'll find something/someone to occupy my time. :twisted:
