Let me guess, you've got Impetigo?
I had that several years ago, ended up shaving off my beard as it was coming out in lumps. I went to a job interview looking a bit like Freddie Kreuger, but got the job anyway.
I don't have any quick fixes, but from experience the antibiotic cream I was prescribed began to work quite quickly, so that after a couple of days I just looked a bit red and swollen rather than like something out of a dodgy horror film.
Lemsip's ok, but remember it contains a hefty dose of paracetamol.
Proper honey and lemon (two teaspoons of clear honey, juice of one whole lemon in a mug, topped up with hot water, add a small teaspoon of powdered ginger or cinammon if you like) tastes far better and you can drink as much of it as you like.
If you're lucky this is going to be moved to LMU, if any of the mods are feeling grumpy this morning it'll probably get locked/deleted.
Hope you find what you're after, but please don't post ads like this on this forum.
You can certainly tell who bothered to read the article all the way to the end:
"Now look here. The above picture is something that we knocked up in the office. If you check out the description it says "Artist's impression of what doctors might have seen". Of course it's not a real X-ray. It wasn't even meant to look like a real X-ray. It was a visual gag, a joke. The story, however, is true. Do you see what we've done now?"
Well we bought our current house mainly because it was about a minute's walk from the local shop and chip shop, and five minutes from the Metro station, so I suppose we qualify as fairly lazy, or at least not keen on walking long distances.
When I used to drink I often bought two pints at a time because I couldn't be bothered to keep going back to the bar.
Cricket, definitely.
Cupids will still be there next week, whereas we might be winning the Ashes for the first time in far too many years. Having said that, we might yet lose this match, I just hope the rest of the team bat a bit better than Bell, who might well have passed up any chance of touring Pakistan and India this winter.
Well I don't drive and haven't used a bus since I moved up here from Brum, so the main inconvenience I'll face is hordes of people using the Metro 'cos they can't get around by car or bus.
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These bloody fuel protestors still get my goat though, what right do they have to bring the country to a halt in an effort to pay less tax whilst screwing up both the local environment and the planet? I apologise to all the drivers on here as I don't intend to have a go at any individuals, but the fact remains that we move far too much stuff around this country by road instead of rail or water transport (we have a perfectly good canal and river network, why not use it for non-perishable or time critical goods?)
Fair enough if people want to protest, but bully-boy tactics like blockading refineries go beyond the pale and are simply indefencible as far as I'm concerned.
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A mate of mine on hearing the Mick Jagger/Marianne Faithful urban legend commented that Cadbury's Creme Eggs worked quite well.
To be honest, I can't see why people dislike XP so much (at least XP pro, never used the home edition). It is after all merely Windows NT 5.1 (Windows 2000 being a posh name for NT 5.0). You can make it look like Windows 2000 if you want to (and I do, just 'cos Microsoft spent so much on the playschool-style default user interface for XP).
Having said that, the only reason I use Windows at all is to play games, if I gave up my addiction to first person shoot-em-ups then I'd have Linux or FreeBSD on my main machine, my laptop's been running Debian GNU/Linux for years now, and I even have a Linux pda (Sharp Zaurus) which is very acceptable.
This is a topic that's been discussed relatively recently, though I can't find the thread with a quick search.
Generally I think the concensus was that shaving your balls is likely to please more potential partners than it displeases.
I did spot one tip on here, can't remember who came up with it originally but it seems to work for me: dip your bits in cold water before you start to tighten things up, and remember to moisturise thoroughly afterwards to avoid shaving rash.
One piece of advice that I found out the hard way: under no circumstances try to use a set of electric hair clippers, as bloodstained underwear is never attractive on men.
Ok, having had a look at your ad I'd add my voice to all of those suggesting you include at least one picture. It doesn't matter if it doesn't include your faces, but it's definitely preferable if it includes both of you.
A little bit more information about both of you wouldn't go amiss, neither would some more idea of the kind of people you're looking for.
Generally I can't find anything in your ad that's wrong, it's just a little sparse and doesn't really stand out when viewed alongside the hundreds of other ads from couples seeking couples.
If you post links to your ads then we might be able to have a look at them and see if we can suggest any improvements.
