You're lucky I can't sleep and know how to use Google.
Patronising a prostitute in New York state is a class B misdemeanor punishable by up to three months imprisonment. The police over there are allowed to set up sting operations and apparently do so on a regular basis.
So now you know, still doesn't explain why you might want to or why you thought a UK swingers site might be the place to find out.
Well I'm kipping at my Mum's place when I go to the Midlands Munch, so she'll think I'm off spending the evening with a bunch of online gamers, an excuse that has the added advantage that it'll instantly send the rest of the family to sleep.
If it were workmates I'd probably say I'd been trainspotting or spent the weekend doing DIY.
It's a palindrome, and no I can't think of a longer one, at least not at the moment.
If you're near a computer then tryr some Internet radio - if you use winamp then all you have to do is open the media library and take your pick. I spent most of yesterday afternoon listening to Polish dance music, which isn't really my thing but made a pleasant change.
Ok I've got one:
People who invite me out somewhere where smoking is permitted, and then make snide comments or start coughing when I light up.
They bloody well know I smoke, if it's that offensive to them why do they bother asking me in the first place?
and another one, which may well get me flamed - anti-smoking campaigners.
Do they really have nothing better to do with their lives than spend time and energy trying to tell other people how to live theirs?
I happen to know that smoking is not particularly good for you, though how bad it really is is difficult to tell since any research that shows it's anything but incredibly dangerous or a bad thing is suppressed and rubbished by people who ought to know better (from the WHO downwards). I wouldn't mind so much if they devoted the same amount of time and energy to other sources of air pollution, but as it is I feel like I'm being picked on as an easy target, and consequentially go out of my way to ignore them.
Hmm, it's certainly an idea, but (playing devil's advocate for a moment) what's to stop somebody getting hold of pictures of somebody else and photoshopping them to include the relevant piece of paper?
It raises the bar, but it's certainly not foolproof. Given an appropriate image to start from (which could be prepared in advance) I reckon it'd take no more than five or ten minutes to produce something that'd probably stand up to casual observation, not much longer than it would take to take a genuine picture and get it onto my PC to send to somebody.
Well from what I've read one of the most likely to happen in our lifetimes is a huge chunk of one of the canary islands slipping into the sea and causing a tsunami 3-5 times bigger than the one that SE Asia has recently experienced.
Personally I'd avoid buying property on the Scilly Isles, SW coast of the UK, south coast of Ireland or anywhere on the Atlantic coasts of North or South America, which will bear the brunt of that one.
Pizza Hut isn't too bad, but I haven't been for ages as the other half is both dairy and gluten intolerant, not a good combination if you fancy a pizza.
As for the others I'm just about prepared to eat at Burger King if there's no other choice, but I'd rather go hungry than consume anything from McDonalds or KFC.
Give me a proper greasy spoon cafe every time, it might not be fancy but at least it's honest and normally reasonably priced. I still haven't found anywhere on Tyneside that comes close to Ramon's Cafe in Cardiff, that place is amazing, particularly the big breakfast roll (bacon, sausage, egg, black pudding & mushrooms on a big bap, with a plate of chips on the side).
