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silent_bob
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
United Kingdom

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Quote by felixx1416

Mind you, he was probably trying to hide from that scary face :scared: My vote is she's really a guy and that was a false bottom half confused

it certainly looks like a false lower torso
It's definitely a false lower torso, and has also been quite heavily edited.
It's certainly not that bad as low budget special effects go, but it's not going to fool anyone who looks closely.
Quote by silentsven
well vixen, your advert is a bit odd for a start. You want 2 men, but they mustn't be single! does that mean you want a gay couple (in which case, why would they want you), or do you want 2 married guys both playing away. And your profile doesn't say what you are after either. If you don't specify the age range, but you have one in your head, then you will get ppl who are too old and too young. Plus a photo would help......

I personally read that ad as she's after two or more blokes, not just one on his own, rather than two or more blokes who happen to be part of a couple. dunno The point about specifying an age range if you have one in mind is good though - it won't stop everyone outside the range from applying, but it might give you a somewhat higher success rate.
As for photos on ads, threy're nice but to be honest I can see why people choose not to put one on, since although they may get more responses with a photo, they may get significantly fewer suitable responses.
Quote by Kiss
I only tend to pay a little more for things like food, shoes, clothes, toiletries etc as I perfer to buy Fair Trade, ethical, recycled etc when ever possible. My only naughty vice is perfume (not tested on animals) and some Timerberland boots - it's surprisingly difficult to find decent walking boots made from recycled tyres, denim and old t-shirts. lol
Don't get me wrong, I'm not jumping on some fashionable bandwagon. I was buying Fair Trade coffee before Chris Martin even joined Coldplay.

Actually you've reminded me of another one - meat, particularly poultry.
I stopped buying intensively reared chicken a couple of years ago when I started to read up on the production methods. Partly this is because I'm not keen on battery farming, but mostly because I think that a chicken that's been able to move around, engage in natural behaviours and possibly even occasionally eat the odd worm rather than pelleted chicken food, is likely to be much better for me (given that all battery chickens are of a variety that's genetically obese, it's not surprising that their meat has similar levels of saturated fat to commercial beefburgers), and might even, dare I say it, taste of chicken, rather than fishmeal or soya. I'm not sure paying for organic chicken over plain free-range is worth the additional premium, but if it makes you feel better then I guess it's worth it.
Dell servers and PCs are definitely worth the cash (and they're fairly competitive on price too).
I realised this the day I walked in to a branch office, asked to see the server I was supposed to be working on that day, and eventually found it, still running and in perfect working order, despite being buried in a mixture of plaster and sawdust about six inches deep. :shock: Apparently they'd had some building work done a week or two previously and nobody had bothered to close the door to the rack or to clean up afterwards.
*bump*
Not even a snifter so far? At this rate I'll be spending the weekend painting doors. sad
Right, I have, for the first time since September, got a few days on my own (Mrs. DP and DP junior are going away for the weekend, lucky sods smile), and rather than simply bum around the house or get on with some DIY, I thought I'd try my luck and see if anyone's free and fancies getting together for some fun. :)
I'm reasonably easy (not like that, well ok sometimes like that wink ) about what form this fun might take - a quiet coffee or a drink somewhere, live music (punk, rock, blues, goth and other loud stuff with guitars does it for me), a meal, or just possibly an orgy of frenzied shagging. :) I'm based on Tyneside and only do public transport, though I don't mind doing a bit of travelling on the train if the right opportunity presented itself. I do have the house to myself (apart from a small black cat - see avatar), and although a bit messy it's quite acceptable for entertaining (having luxuries like light, heating, floor coverings, furniture, etc) lol.
Anyway, I'm expecting any interest in this to be from a social point of view (though other POV are welcome :wink: ), so I'm interested in hearing from anyone really. If you're thinking you might like to shag me then really I'm looking for one or more (hey, you never know your luck) women, or possibly a couple.
Just for the record, I'm 6'2" and built like the proverbial brick outhouse, bald, bearded, and generally possessing an all-over body carpet. I have a few ear piercings and both nipples pierced. I generally dress reasonably casually (black jeans, geeky t-shirts and Dr. Marten's). Capable of reasonably erudite conversation (translation: talking the hind leg off a donkey) on a range of topics including science, engineering & technology, politics and current affairs, sci-fi, horror and fantasy trivia, board and roleplaying games, weird and interesting music, cricket, sailing & boat building, etc. I don't do football.
I'm available from lunchtime tomorrow until Sunday night, and assuming I get the usual amount of offers to posts such as this one (none sad ), you can probably find me in either the North East or the BBW rooms in the chatroom.
I should probably add that: I'm straight, I smoke :smoke:, and although I'm normally teetotal I don't mind being around people who're enjoying a drink.
Quote by earthchild
and just who are you saying has the donkey dick DP Meaty???

Fortunately I'm not in a position to comment on meaty's endowment (serchers achievements in the field of pint glasses being a matter of public record).
Having said that, I'm sure HFW has published at least one recipe for donkey, and another for penis, I can't remember if the two recipes were one and the same off the top of my head, or if it really was braised in cider.
Quote by Stormwalker
Pah, she's easy to handle. you just wait till she charges at you then distract her with a shiny pint of cider wink

Do you need to have your knob in it “ala Searcher”? :shock:
Well done Earthy btw kiss
I think donkey dick braised in cider is a Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall recipe, though I could be wrong.
bolt
Congrats on your gobshite status Earthy, given me recent return to posting form on here I might even get there myself one day. smile
Quote by Mr-Powers
well i need all the protection......Bloke's going to be there! confused
wink

You'll probably need lube as well.
bolt
An interesting question, and one to which I don't have an immediate answer.
Having said that, it did remind me of the last time I flew anywhere - I have the same legroom problems as Dlep, coupled with dodgy knees that tend to lock up if they're kept bent in the same position for any length of time. My ample arse does just about fit into a standard class seat, but my shoulders don't. :shock: My shoulderblades rested on the edges of the seat and my arms were poking out on either side. Should I be charged for two seats, if I ever decide to let an airline have any more of my money?
Incidentally, I have similar problems on standard class in trains, but at least there it's normally possible to get up and move around a bit more easily, and affordable first class tickets aren't as difficult to find.
Quote by firelizard
glycerine suppositories

What do we do with those then blink
When I was a pharmacy tech I had to make a batch of them at college, a somewhat involved technique involving gelatine, boiling water, and glycerine. We also used to take expired packets of them, cut off the broad end of the plastic packaging, and then fire them across the dispensary (by lining up the package on the bench and slamming a fist into the pointy end) to liven up quiet moments. smile
My first two albums, both bought at the same time, were Iron Maiden's Powerslave and Black Sabbath's Paranoid, both on cassette tape (it didn't take long before I'd become a bit of a vinyl fiend though).
The first single was Metallica's Sad But True.
Pololady, did you have to link to that site?
My curiosity has got the better of me and I'm having a look around, but some of it's just plain weird, like this:

Inflating your bits with nitrous oxide. :shock:
That can't be good for it. bolt
I always swear by home made honey and lemon - I use the juice of one lemon mixed with a desert spoon full of honey in a big mug, topped up with hot water and possibly a shot or two of 'medicinal' brandy (or other spirits at a pinch) if I'm planning on trying to sleep (and haven't taken any paracetamol). Often I'll add a cinnamon stick or a lump of peeled root ginger before the hot water, ginger probably being somewhat more effective (I just like the taste of cinnamon smile).
I got the recipe for this by hanging around metal bands - lots of singers use this mixture, or something similar to keep their voice in good condition when they're playing a lot of gigs.
Where do you want to start?
I've played board games of various sorts for years, and even briefly had a job demonstrating (playing) them at gaming conventions around the UK. I'm a big fan of German board games and Cheapass Games from the US (they're really cheap as they don't contain dice, counters or other stuff like that which you've probably already got several sets of in other games). A list of favourites (in no particular order):
Settlers of Catan (and variants)
Carcassonne (and variants, I actually prefer Carcassonne: Hunters & Gatherers)
Nuclear War (and it's expansions, Nuclear Proliferation and Nuclear Escalation)
Block Mania (esp. with the Mega Mania expansion)
From the Cheapass Games range:
Lord of the Fries
US Patent No. 1
The Great Brain Robbery
Kill Dr. Lucky
I used to play the original board game that Civilisation was based on - an 8 player game of which would normally last 24-36 hours. I do still have it on the shelf downstairs, but can't ever imagine finding enough time to play it again, unless we end up snowed in or something like that.
Condomi XXL seem to work ok for me, and they weren't that hard to find online.
I don't use buses very much any more, since I live around the corner from a Metro station, but when I was in Brum they were virtually my only form of transport other than my trusty Mk. 1 feet.
I met Mrs. DP whilst we were both waiting for the bus home outside work - one of the few occasions when I've not been particularly pissed off about waiting 45 minutes for a number 11. smile
Can't help directly myself, but I do wonder what google might have to say on the subject.
1. What age did you start smoking?
17
2. Why did you start smoking?
Curiosity - I wanted to see what it was like.
3. What are the main reasons you smoke now? (e.g. additive, sociable, habitual?)
I'm addicted to nicotine, and I geniunely enjoy smoking.
4. If you have quit smoking successfully, what worked for you?
N/A
5. If you have tried to quit smoking and was unsuccessful, what factors inhbited your success?
I've never seriously tried to quit.
6. If you are still smoking, and would like to quit, what do you think would help you stop?
N/A
Since I was probably one of the first to make my excuses and head home to a big mug of honey & lemon, I thought it incumbent upon me to express my thanks to Fabio for organising a cracking meet up to celebrate his twenty-twelfth birthday. Great to see everyone I managed to say hello to (which wasn't anything like as many people as I'd intended to, but I was having a lot of difficulty hearing anyone in the pub), sorry if I missed you, hopefully there'll be another time. smile
Given my recent record of pulling out of socials this is going to sound crap, but I'm coming down with a cold, so I'm at best a possible for tomorrow evening. I'll see how I do, but if I feel like I do at the moment then I probably won't be coming. sad
To be honest, I really don't see a problem with books like this being available - there are people with a legitimate interest in practicing knife fighting techniques, whether they be in the military, martial artists, re-enactors, actors or live-action roleplayers. I admit that the marketing blurb of the eBay seller leaves a lot to be desired (I have a problem with advertising it for "self defence minded citizens" - surely they'd be better off with a book on an unarmed technique or techniques).
Anyone who simply wants to use a knife to threaten or hurt somebody is almost certainly quite capable of doing so whether they've read this book or not, one of the main reasons they're a weapon of choice for British thugs.
I've just found out I'm in town for that weekend - I'd got it incorrectly noted down as one where I'd be in Brum. Any chance I can tag along?
Quote by minotaur
Still don't know which one comes first though...

Actually, IIRC a group of scientists and philosophers got together recently to thrash out this very point. Their conclusion was that the egg containing the first chicken would come first, with it being made by two of whatever species chickens evolved from. smile
Quote by couple_ne2000
If you do decide to try rescue remedy, buy it from somewhere with an instore pharmacist, and ask them about it first. Some herbal remedies can have drug-drug interactions and it may not me suitable to have in your system at the same time as the dental relaxant. Also if you go to the GP for Valium as suggested above, make sure you inform them that it is to be taken in conjunction with the drug you mentioned earlier, as again the two drugs may not be suitable to be taken together.
Les x

Valium (diazepam) will definitely interact with midazolam, though I'm not entirely sure what would happen. dunno They both act on the same receptors, so either the diazepam will potentiate the effects of midazolam (not good), or competition for receptor sites will result in the diazepam inhibiting the effects of midazolam (also not good).