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silent_bob
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
United Kingdom

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Quote by Alex_NorthEast
Too right its not a sharp scratch, it bloody hurts. BTW, what is midazolam, that is what they will give to me for sedation?

Midazolam is a benzodiazepine, it acts in a similar way to diazepam, nitrazepam, temazepam, etc. It's used for conscious sedation because a) It's water-soluble and b) it wears off very quickly.
I've had to go along and be a 'responsible person' when Mrs. DP's had this done (she needs to be sedated for all dental treatment, including checkups, 'cos of her movement disorder), and it doesn't seem that bad, unless like me you're not keen on the idea of being sedated (the only person I trust to medicate me, is me smile).
I don't have many cookery books, but those I do have tend to get read from time to time, and every so often I'll do something from one of them, either because I'm bored with what I tend to cook most often, or because I fancy doing something a bit special.
Currently my favourite is Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's River Cottage Meat Book - it's a good reference on how to cook meat, and I've tried several of the recipes in it, the most successful one so far being pork tenderloins stuffed with sausagemeat, mincemeat (of the kind that normally goes in mince pies), and pine nuts. It's a little bit fiddly to put together, but it's well worth it. smile
Quote by Jags

and what pray, is wrong with hairy knuckles?

On you? They're incredibly attractive!

:happy: :happy:
passionkiss
Quote by meat2pleaseu
don't worry, anyone that meets you will be distracted by your hairy back and knuckles wink

and what pray, is wrong with hairy knuckles?
Well technically there are two songs that could be being referred to:
Voodoo Chile or Voodoo Child (Slight Return), both of them on the Electric Ladyland album.
Another sinister individual over here wave (as is this emoticon, I've just noticed).
I'm left-handed but right eye dominant. I play guitar, eat, and shoot right-handed, but play Pool, Snooker, and Cricket (both batting and bowling) left-handed. I also use the PC like a right-hander - with the mouse on the right hand side of the keyboard, a habit which has extended to playing computer games like Quake.
Generally I get on ok with living in a world designed for right-handed people, though I am fairly dextrous* with both hands, which helps a lot.
*yes I do realise the irony inherent in using that word, I just couldn't think of a better one.
Bill Hicks
Billy Connolly
Lenny Henry
Steve Punt & Hugh Dennis
Bill Bailey
Henry Rollins (some of his spoken-word stuff is hilarious, despite him not really being a comedian, he just tells stories about his life and talks about whatever's on his mind).
George Carlin
Moving on to situation comedy rather than stand up:
Father Ted
Red Dwarf
Blackadder
Bottom :kick:
Cheech & Chong :smoke:
Spaced
Monty Python
That should do for the moment. smile
Good luck you two, I'm sure you'll be snowed under with responses once everyone wakes up. Hell, if I weren't bloody miles away I'd express an interest myself. smile
Just a quick bump back up from page 2.
By the way, does anyone have any tips for pulling vanillas? I've been out to a club tonight thinking I might try my luck but it's been so long I had no idea how to proceed. At least at a Munch I can wander around peering at people's name badges to break the ice. smile
Quote by da69ve
didn't we have a general election last year....we had the chance then to vote the present government out.....but we didn't did we....

No, he got back in with a vastly reduced majority, which says a lot more about how bad our electoral systems are than about whether or not people actually support him.
Personally, I'd say it depends very much on the cheats in question.
I've used plenty of cheat codes for plenty of different games, playing Quake or Doom in 'God Mode' can be a good laugh occasionally when all you want to do is blast things as much as possible. I've also used a walk-through to get past one particular puzzle on the original Tomb Raider, but only after getting stuck for nearly a week.
Generally, I'd say it's ok to use cheat codes if you're playing against a computer (or if they affect all players equally), but they become unacceptable if they're used to provide an unfair advantage in multi-player games.
Quote by Darkfire
once again, a blinder of an LMU post DP :thumbup:
I hate being in Derby and being skint rolleyes
but good luck kiss

Thanks mate. :kiss:
I do have to admit that it's mostly a cut-and-paste job from an LMU post I did last November, tweaked a little so it wasn't entirely stale.
Quote by earthchild
can i come in and get a hug please, really in need of one.
Earthy xx

:therethere: :therethere:
Hugs always available for you, not to mention gaffer tape.*
*You do realise that if we keep mentioning gaffer tape people are going to begin to think I'm very odd indeed. lol
Quote by earthchild
lol in the dark in the pissing down rain, and btw did i lend you my tent pegs cant remember, but i now have a tent and no pegs lol
EArthy xx

No, you lent your tent pegs to somebody else, I'm not sure who though. I had nearly enough tent pegs for my tent, and bought some new ones the next day.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
would the time not be better spent working out how to put your tent up quicker :giggle: bolt

I think I've worked that one out - once I'd rediscovered the correct technique it went up in about 10 minutes. Besides which, on current form I go camping once every three years, so there's no point practicing now, I'll have forgotten it all by the time I next use the tent. :2fingers:
Quote by Jags
You SMOKE??? :shock: :shock:
kiss

Yes, however I do find it possible to abstain for a while and am conversant in the use of minty chewing gum. smile
passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
Right, I have, for the first time in months, got a few days on my own (Mrs. DP and DP junior are going off on holiday, lucky sods smile), and rather than simply bum around the house or get on with some DIY, I thought I'd try my luck and see if anyone's free and fancies getting together for some fun. :
I'm reasonably easy (not like that, well ok sometimes like that wink ) about what form this fun might take - a quiet coffee or a drink somewhere, a film (not sure what's on but I like horror, sci-fi, and other weird stuff), live music (punk, rock, blues, goth and other loud stuff with guitars does it for me), a meal, or just possibly an orgy of frenzied shagging. :) I'm based on Tyneside and only do public transport, though I don't mind doing a bit of travelling on the train if the right opportunity presented itself. I do have the house to myself (apart from a small black cat), though it's in the middle of being decorated and is lived in by a couple of geeks so it's not pristine.
Anyway, I'm expecting any interest in this to be from a social point of view (though other POV are welcome :wink: ), so I'm interested in hearing from anyone really. If you're thinking you might like to shag me then really I'm looking for one or more (hey, you never know your luck) women, or possibly a couple - I'm straight-ish but fine with bi guys who respect limits.
Just for the record, I'm 6'2" and built like the proverbial brick outhouse, bald, bearded, and generally possessing an all-over body carpet. I have a few ear piercings and both nipples pierced. I generally dress reasonably casually (black jeans, geeky t-shirts and Dr. Marten's). Capable of reasonably erudite conversation (translation: talking the hind leg off a donkey) on a range of topics including science, engineering & technology, politics and current affairs, sci-fi, horror and fantasy trivia, board and roleplaying games, weird and interesting music, cricket, sailing & boat building, etc. I don't do football.
If you fancy meeting socially, then leave a message here - if there's a few of us then I'm happy to do a bit of organising and arrange a small social of some description. If you want to shag me, then perhaps a PM would be better. If you want to meet socially and possibly shag me later, then either or both would be cool.
I should probably add that I smoke :smoke: and although I'm normally teetotal I don't mind being around people who're enjoying a drink.
Quote by earthchild
<----------------- sulks cos she's not a couple
evil :evil: :evil:
Have a great time everyone
Earthy xx

Well I'm free all weekend if you fancy a trip to Shields instead. wink
Quote by LeviJ
is that right .. from the anus to the tip.. I bloody well hope so!
Stay tuned I will measure up next time

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
If I were you I'd read the whole thread that quotation came from (clue: it's not telling the absolute truth. wink).
Seriously, if you feel the need to measure it, do so however you see fit, I don't believe there is a standard technique, though obviously it's likely to be longer if it's erect.
From an old thread :
"Firstly, make sure you're measuring correctly. Slide the tip of your tape-measure into your anus then pull it forward, and measure to the eye of your penis. (Make sure you have an erection whilst doing this.) "
Remember, the search button is your friend. wink
I have a fairly large collection of geeky hobbies, but I'm well beyond caring what anyone thinks of me, so I don't mind admitting to:
wargaming
role playing
live action role playing
playing obscure german board games
making scale models
programming computers
etc, etc
Other than not having a car, which requires me to actually use my legs occasionally, and being a dad to a five month old baby, which I'd recommend to anyone looking for a good upper-body workout, I don't really do anything that could be described as 'keeping fit', but on the other hand I don't really need to. Admittedly I take more care than most about what I choose to put into my body (plenty of fresh fruit, veg, lean meat and fish; no alcohol), and if I lead a completely sedentary lifestyle I'd probably need to find time to do something active, but at the moment I do enough, and can think of much better ways to spend what free time I have.
Quote by Darkfire
wanna come sit next to me DP? we're bubbling nicely in here biggrin

Oooh, go on then. smile
I don't think I ever quite left to be honest, but I think it might become a somewhat more regular home. smile
Quote by Darkfire
now where is darkfire with those valium mad

Right here sweetie, do we need to up your dosage a little? or shall we try it in pessary form today? :rascal:
I think the word you're looking for is 'suppository' - very like a pessary, but designed for a slightly different orifice, one you're much more likely to find on Sheddy (so I'm led to believe).
Quote by Nomad_Soul
I once knocked out an old fireplace.........................that soot gets everywhere wink lol

You beat me to it, though I had the added dust and dirt from the 50 rubble sacks of cement dust and broken brick I had to dig out of the bloody thing. To add insult to injury, we were getting the bathroom replaced at the same time so for a couple of days the only way I had to get clean was a sponge-bath in front of the kitchen sink. sad
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I think it's another one of those personal tastes issues. I'm not interested in anyone under 28 mainly because I don't want to shag anyone younger than my own son ! But that's just my opinion

In by the skin of my teeth lol wink
Personally, I'm very much of the 'age is just a number' school, it makes very little odds to me at all. smile