Quote by warwick
Phew Im glad thats never happened to me JGL :shock:
:lol: :lol: how did u cope??????
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simon__says
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
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Luckly for me i share a house, and my brothers are more entusicatic about xmas than i am, so they'll do all the decoration putting up and stuff, and i can relax and watch, and give the odd "that would look better over on that wall" sort of thing.
But for xmas shopping, i'm not starting till next pay day which is on the 21st December.
unless i take advantage of the cheque book on the saturday before hand.
JGL
But for xmas shopping, i'm not starting till next pay day which is on the 21st December.
unless i take advantage of the cheque book on the saturday before hand.
JGL
Quote by celticq
I thought it funny that you were posting about buying black and red undies :shock:
Not that I was trying to imply that you wouldn't look good in black and red undies
lol!
well ya never know.. i might have to try a pair and send to a pic and let you decide for ya self... but then again...
JGL
Quote by celticq
I know. I thought it funny that you were posting about buying black and red undies and then I realised it was Twisted Sister in disguise :shock:
it was confusing, i saw it and thought i'm sure ive changed it for a bit. then thought to myself... hang on ive not even read this thread yet so how could i reply!!!
JGL
Quote by teppic
this is a sorry for putting a downer on the forum today.....my dog was killed yesterday by a stupid little kid on a moped....and i took it very hard....although close to tears, i know life goes on...so here i am, with a big smile on my face, and looking to be happy again, and get back into the swing of things once more
i know it can be a hard thing. i got the news of my dog dieing when i was in mancs with my girlfirend. i told her, and as i was leaveing to go home i just broke down. its suprising how you get so attached to animals. you dont realise how much they of your life thay played a part of until there gone
Tepic , i know excatly how your feeling, so dont be sorry. if ya need a chat just PM me
JGL
Quote by hornystockportgirl
Sorry but i just had to let everyone know, i've just had one of the new Mint Matchmaker McFlurry and OH MY GOD they are gorgeous, even better than sex..
Sorry i take that back, but they are yummy
i tried on one friday, they are nearly as nice as the creme egg ones that came out at easter time
JGL
SET mode = JGL RANT
I'm sitting here waiting fora taxi, and thought i'd check SH while i'm waiting. after waiting 20 mins ( "...wil be there in 5"..) so i procdue in shuting my computer down and walking to the door. opend my front door and he had sodded off! the GIT. i thought F'ing charming.
rang up the Taxi firm, gave the poor lass and ear full. she came back with he's picked up the wrong passenger... i ranted a little more, and she then promise me another a quick as possilbe. 20 fecking mins later i'm still waiting!!!! i feel like climbing a hill hand shouting FFS at the top of my voice.
end of rant....
I'm sitting here waiting fora taxi, and thought i'd check SH while i'm waiting. after waiting 20 mins ( "...wil be there in 5"..) so i procdue in shuting my computer down and walking to the door. opend my front door and he had sodded off! the GIT. i thought F'ing charming.
rang up the Taxi firm, gave the poor lass and ear full. she came back with he's picked up the wrong passenger... i ranted a little more, and she then promise me another a quick as possilbe. 20 fecking mins later i'm still waiting!!!! i feel like climbing a hill hand shouting FFS at the top of my voice.
end of rant....
Quote by heandtr
Mayfair should be "shag free zone"...
because if you own it....
no one ever lands on it
Helen
xx
i beg to differ on that one. well i forever land on it when someone else owns it.. you land on it once and if you survive the £2000 horror, there is a shy of releife but then i go and land on it a second time (bloody advance to mayfair card... bastard!) and the words like "what a absoulte Git" come to mind
just incase ya was all wondering i'm still working on it!!!
JGL
Quote by redstilletto
" The good fuck"
You are 68 fuckable!
You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!
so for all thouse who would like a "good fuck" please form a ordally queue to the left
JGL
me first
me first
yes dambuster over there on the right ..................thats what jgl said ............. :twisted:
:) :) :) :) all men can queue up on the right, thus being the queue for the 96 bus and not me!!! :twisted: :twisted:
" The good fuck"
You are 68 fuckable!
You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!
so for all thouse who would like a "good fuck" please form a ordally queue to the left
JGL
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
We have a problem.
MQ asked for the trains to be turned into the SH bus.I realise that MQ's wishes have to be respected but it places Clare_Lincs and I in a very difficult postion.
I was going to be the train station and Clare was going to be the flasher at the train station.
With no trains there is therefore now not a train station.
I feel quite ridiculous in this Stationmasters uniform and Clare has nowhere to do her flashing - though somehow I think she will be getting other offers as this thread progresses.
I suppose if I blow my whistle every now and then this may make me feel better.
maybe we could have 2 bus stations and 2 train stations
i'm still working on the desging. i should have it finished by tomorrow afternoon.
JGL
