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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45

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Quote by MQ
My arse is going to mould itself to this computer chair and I will never be able to leave soon! Or is that the evil plan of Mark and the SH gang????? lol

thats where my superglue got to! been looking for it for the last few days!!!
JGL
Quote by MQ
I so need to get a life!!! rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

lol!
i would lend you mine, but its well past its use by date!!
wasn't you on 600 only a few days ago ????
congrats babe
xxxxx
This came up a few months back. i think its a great idea. i'd deffo buy a copy. if i think on at the weekend i chip in to town and see how much it would cost to get a few printed then if its not to expenevie i'll but the cash towards it.. all we need then is the photos and someone who is good at using a DTP program
JGL
Quote by goodtimez
well JGL what a gent.
Def 50/50. If I getting as much pleasure lol !!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't expect the guy to pay all. I think fair is fair! Although afterwards if he wan't up to scratch......................LOL

its just how i've always been, might be classed as old fashioned. but its jsut how i was brought up... (fair enoguh i wasn't brought up to be a swinger.. well a person who leads a swinging life but hey.. no ones perfect)
xxxxx
JGL
sheer brilliance..
the tunes too catchy though... i'll be singing it to myself all day at work tomorrow, and ppl witl thing i'm weird.. not that they do already!!
JGL
On the 3rd day of christmas my true love gave to me
Three hours of oral
Two furtive gropes and a
Dildo and a cock ring
Quote by davej

as i can very rarely accomidate i do usual have to use hotels, and ive always paid for the room, and / or the meal before hand if. and i never bat an eyelid. its may be the gentleman inside me.
JGL

why not ask him for a contribution as well :shock:
Oi ya cheeky git!!!!!
JGL
thats just reminded me!!!!! i said i was gonna do an advent avatar. (yes i have got to much time on my hands!!)
i used to love the choco Advent calanders, but i think i'm a bit too old for them now. but then again having chocolate hanging of a wall, which i'm not aloud to touch would be pure tortue.. thats apoint, dont hang them over the fire place. the choco dont like the heat redface !!
JGL
Quote by bluexxx
Dont forget were looking at April for the next NW Munch

YES! I forgot to mention that in my last post..... I was aware of the NW munch being planned for April.... we can't possibly clash with that! Maybe I would be safer choosing a March date so that there is no way the two events would be arranged on the same night - that would be a disaster! :shock:
when ever it is, make sure you get my name down.. i'll make sure i clear what ever ive got in my diary... looks like i missed a great night, if it wasnt for the great company i had on saturday, i would of been really jealous!
JGL
Quote by DreamerHelen
I was just wondering, if you arrange a meet with a guy and you have to stay in a hotel because neither of you can accommodate, should the guy pay for the hotel?
I've had opinions that say yes the guy should pay cause he's the one getting lucky....but I'm more inclined to think that it should be 50/50.
What do you all think?

as i can very rarely accomidate i do usual have to use hotels, and ive always paid for the room, and / or the meal before hand if. and i never bat an eyelid. its may be the gentleman inside me.
JGL
well as everyone esle is doing it i thought id do the same
i have reached the 800 mark. getting close to my first millenium
JGL
Quote by Lil_Bunny
good for nothing hijacker using ur 900th post to try hijack me thread
all i can say to that is boots riding boots for all

how about wellies???
Congrats on the 900
taking about wellies, hows the fence going Bunny???
Well done on ya 900, i'm not far behind (well 100 ish anyway)
JGL
Quote by RedHot
Would someone please pop round to JGL's and put him to bed quietly?
It would appear that his parent's are out for the evening and not paying him enough attention and he's found the pass word to his Dad's computer rolleyes wink
Jon stop this nonsense and get across my knee smackbottom :twisted: :lol2:
Tracy-Jayne

Oi you cheeky mare!!!! but i'll still get over ya knee... or would you prefer me inbetween ya knees :wink: punishment we both gain from :wink:
JGL
Quote by DeniseBabe
Did they go off sale then................. always been able to get them here.............. i think confused

must of just been a birmingham thing then. they disapeared a few years ago but just recently ive notice there on the shelves again
Quote by MQ
Bugger! I haven't got an arse pic!

do u want a TIT of the month, one as well ??
but then again i'd win it every month!
JGL
Only if I can win and get lots of shags as my prize :twisted:
i can be the prize if ya want!!!!
Foxy, i was the prize for the last one but if i recall you turned me down!!!!!!
JGL
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I hate Scottish slang. Just the whole sound of it is horrible. sad

i love the scotish twang
i could listen to it for hours, i was seing a scot for a short period before swinging (well before i got in to the social bit of it anyway) i absoulutely love the accent. maybe the only time i shut up and listen
JGL
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Are we talking about arses as in who has the best arse or arses as in who is a complete arse?
And staffy thank yuo very much babe kiss

i'm not sure now!!!!!! i only started the tread cause i was told not to!!!!!
was meant to be arses as in bums!
JGL
Quote by MQ
Bugger! I haven't got an arse pic!

do u want a TIT of the month, one as well ??
but then again i'd win it every month!
JGL
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I take it that we are talking about avatars and we have to nominate?

cant see why it should stop at avatar?? all arses i think,
JGL
Well done babes
I best slow down with my posting so you can catch me up so we can have our threesome thingy
JGL
Quote by cu3b4ll
PS...JGL....let us know if you meet up! lol

Will do!! i'll post a thread on the review. if i get it.
JGL
most companyies have an "employee of the months" so what about SH has an Arse of the month
post ya nominations and then we could put it to the vote!
maybe one for bloke as well as the ladies
JGL
Quote by bluexxx
It's easy... just start sending loads of PMs out saying "can I fuck you please?" - sooner or later you will get lucky.....

nar.. tryied it!!!!!! dont work
Welcome to Swinging heaven. you'll never want to leave. and if you decided, you'll be dragged back!
Happy swinging
JGL
Bloody hell so ya right.
Ive sent my reply just incase it is just a look alike... ya never know ya luck!!!!
JGL
Quote by foxylady 123
Another thread that us non telly watchers are excluded from , no idea what its about!! sad :( :(

i could always do another bum poll if ya want ;-) "Arse of the month" sort of thing
JGL
a quite night in every time. but then again ive learnt that if your knackered a few minas talking t onme will send you to sleep!
ive lost the ammount of times i've been chatting to someone and i've waited for a reply and there out for the count.
what chatting to someone on the phone only last week and i thought " her voice is getting heavy..i thought maybe my talk is exciting her.. only to find the heavy breathing priogress in to snoring! (to my defence it was about 4:30 in the morning)
JGL

Was talking to my brother earlier, and we got onto the converstion of Little Britain, and a bout how Marjorie Dawes is a "tad" simular to leauge of gentlemans Pauline. but who do you thing is the better of the two evil do gooders!
and as i hav't done a poll in nearly err... 2 days i think i thought i'd make this one!