Quote by Sgt Bilko
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock::? :? :? :?
:dunno: :dunno:
you took the words right out of my mouth!!!
JGL
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Quote by RedHot:rotflmao:
Wonder what your Mum will say if they get pissed over Christmas and tell her too . . . :shock:
T-J
good point... maybe i'll have to change the wine for the not aclholic version.
II spending xmas in cornwall with my father so if the topic comes up i'll gonna be on the first train back to brum!!!!
JGL
Hi all
Just thought i'd tell you all about my evening.
AS you may or may not be aware the skeegy munch is this weekend. and i was half way though getting all my stuff ready. and my brothers misses was aking me question such as " why are u going to skeggy in the winter. and i said "theres a web site i chat on and they hold socail meet". she replied with "i hope its not 'that' web site"... this is where my poker face lets me down.. "err what web site"
it turns out that my brother and misses has known ive ben chatting on here for quiet a while. so i had no choice but to own up to my "swinging" life..
lets just say there reactions suprised me.. i thought i'd of got a horrid shocked look, but my bother just said, its your life and if you enhjoying it then fine..
i think ive aged 20 years this evening...
But at least now i dont have to lye about where i'm going most weekends.
JGL
Just thought i'd tell you all about my evening.
AS you may or may not be aware the skeegy munch is this weekend. and i was half way though getting all my stuff ready. and my brothers misses was aking me question such as " why are u going to skeggy in the winter. and i said "theres a web site i chat on and they hold socail meet". she replied with "i hope its not 'that' web site"... this is where my poker face lets me down.. "err what web site"
it turns out that my brother and misses has known ive ben chatting on here for quiet a while. so i had no choice but to own up to my "swinging" life..
lets just say there reactions suprised me.. i thought i'd of got a horrid shocked look, but my bother just said, its your life and if you enhjoying it then fine..
i think ive aged 20 years this evening...
But at least now i dont have to lye about where i'm going most weekends.
JGL
I dont think i could narrow it down to just one. its very rare that a cover is as good as the original. but i do like Eletric Six's version of radio ga ga!...
if i had to pick Just one it would have to be either All Saints Under The bridge originally by Red Hot Chili Peppers or Wycliffe jean's Another One Bites The Dust originally by Queen
if i had to pick Just one it would have to be either All Saints Under The bridge originally by Red Hot Chili Peppers or Wycliffe jean's Another One Bites The Dust originally by Queen
Quote by Libra-Love
May the Fleas of a thousand Afgan camels infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day, & may their arms be to short to scratch!
JGL
:P I've always know that as - May your balls be infest by a thousand fleas of an Afgan camel and your fingered turn to hooks:shock:
I'm not sure which one would be worse. but then again if ya careful with the hooks they would be very good scratching impliments!
JGL
Quote by jakyladycple
we picked up on a site online by accident realy!!!!!!!
jaky xxxx
same as me. swinging had never crossed my mind untill i "stumbled" upon this sight. has a quick nose around and 8 months later i'm still here. and not budging!!
being a single bloke. i guess it was me that made the descision to swing... well lead the life of a swinger anyway
JGL
Quote by xxdevil69
see I could do with putting my 'voted for' pic on my avantar.. but with one was it that was nominated?
most probably yout sexy thong one... but i do still love the old one! i had to memorise it so i could reckonise you at the Notts munch... shows how good a memory i had,
xxxxx
JGL
Quote by Cumclaire_again
Sinlge male swingers HAVE to be exceptional - looks, body, cock size., personality in no particualr order
Love Claire
I'm not good looking
Ive not excatly got a body to die for
My cock size is nothing to write home about
fair enough my personallity aint too bad.
and i've had my fair share of meets and fun... so i tend to desagree on this point.
JGL
I think my brother has stumbles acros this site, casue while i was watching TV i looked over at him, and saw what looks like the Ads section. later that night i cam online just to see if i could find a add with him on just to see if it was this sight or not. but ive not bumped int him at any munches so i'm doing well so far. not sure what i would do if i did. it'd be like.. "errr ello"
JGL
JGL
Quote by DeniseBabe
We are hoping to hold a raffle at the munch for a charity mentioned previously....... in support of calister and morbis.
Now all we need to know is what people would like to be included in the raffle.......... with say a limit of top prize £20, second prize £15, third prize £10 and a few smaller items for the runners up.
Any ideas would be appreciated as im totally stupid and would end up with a toilet seat, a body shop gift bag, linx aftershave and loads of boxes of roses :P
And im sure you could all think up something you would prefere to win rather than my choice:lol: :lol:
thee was talk in the cafe, about SH-oloy, if i get my arse into gear and get it sorted i'll be morethan happy to put it up for a raffle or even an auction, i was informed of a web site that gives you all the piecs and stuff to use, so i will look into it further.
JGL
A guy at out work was the victim to prats, about a month ago he bought him self a brand new RX8, beautiful car. which he has took a lot of pride it. was walking past it yesterday morning, ans someone has gone along both sides and keyed it from bumper to bumper. so it has scratch most of the panels. walkied upto him to ask him about it, as you may of gathered he was a "tad" pissed off. speaking to him again today, he is looking at over £1000 it get it resprayed. fair enough he is gonna claim it through his insureance.
but it comes down to the old story that ppl dont like others having nice stuff.
JGL
but it comes down to the old story that ppl dont like others having nice stuff.
JGL
Theres is a new shop in birmingham oppened up called "hustlers" from what i can see from the out side, it is quite like the ann summers retails outlets, but itwas a "tad" bigger!. i've not been in yet to have a look around. but as xmas draws closer i can go in and have a look around with out looking like a perve!
JGL
JGL
Quote by RedHot
I've just spent the last 15 mins adding up all the posts so i could so a Cumaltive Post thread type thing, only to find that the total is dispalyed on the front of the forum page!!!
last time i try and be clever!.. it just is not me
for the record its a total of 236322 posts to date!!!
JGL
JGL gets a red tick for getting sums correct but gets sent to the corner of room with a *dunce* hat on for being a dozey boy
T-J
well from tomorrow i'm gonna start acting like the brummie that i am, and be happy with being stupid. i can't change who i am, so i'm gonna live a life of pure thickness.
JGL
I can see your point on this one.
Up untill the one i posted last night i had always refused to post a "ive got so far" thread ( fair enought ive droped it ias part of a post someties). but i thougth well if everyone else is i might as well jump on the band wagon.
while we on the subject. why was the comments that used to be inder your posting bar removed. unless i dream of there being something there.
JGL
Up untill the one i posted last night i had always refused to post a "ive got so far" thread ( fair enought ive droped it ias part of a post someties). but i thougth well if everyone else is i might as well jump on the band wagon.
while we on the subject. why was the comments that used to be inder your posting bar removed. unless i dream of there being something there.
JGL
if you want a book that will make you laugh try one of david gorman's books
"Are you dave gorman?" or Dave gormans googlewhack adventure.
i very rarely laugh out loud when i'm reading but these two had me in stiches all the way through. a lot funnier than the Stand up shows he did about them
JGL
"Are you dave gorman?" or Dave gormans googlewhack adventure.
i very rarely laugh out loud when i'm reading but these two had me in stiches all the way through. a lot funnier than the Stand up shows he did about them
JGL
