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13 Dec 2004

sorry about this, but ive just found this info and i'm in an empty house and noone to share my excitemnt so i'm telling you guys !

Mel Brooks Writing Spaceballs Sequel
Source: Ain't-It-Cool-News September 28, 2004
In a Q&A with Playbill magazine, Mel Brooks says that he's currently working on a Spaceballs sequel. Here's the clip from the interview which starts off by talking about the big screen adaptation of The Producers.
Playbill: Will you have a role in it?
MB: It's doubtful, but I'm writing myself back into the Spaceballs sequel that I'm now writing, so you haven't seen the last of my face. Why another Spaceballs? It wouldn't feel right have anyone else play Yoghurt and the first one was the best experience I've had making a movie since Blazing Saddles.
Playbill: When can we expect that?
MB: Best case scenario: a week before the new Star Wars opens. Worst Case Scenario: a year after the new star wars opens

Bloody brill
JGL

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
mine is going to be to start believing people when they say i am nice/attractive/lovely/sexy.... delete where approiate.. :D
it has always been a confidence issue... i suppose i am going to listen to you all eventually....
sean xxxxxxxxxx

we all have confiednece issues. i'm not excatly the most confident ppl. but the way i see is i dont care how ppl perseve me. i'm who i am if hey dont like it tough! me not changing for anyone
Sean, your a great bloke. a true gent and a good laugh. fair enought i dont find you attractive or sexy.. but thats just casue your too manly for me!!!! smile

JGL

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by Red(RHG)
JGL - my cherry vodka pal!
Watch us run when the offers come up.....
It was a pleasure JGL. I think we should book next years already and maybe we'll find the elusive 'Becky' again hehehe ya tart!
lol
Cathy x

lol! it was a quick dash to the bar when the "Â£1" a shot was annoucnhed! they where nice. never had so many cherries in one night! :twisted:
so her name was becky!!! trust me to walk of and leave the person i pull at the bar thinking she with the group. theres me looking for her only to realise he has go off somewhere else... bugger.. an when i do pull (and spot that i have!), i get a git scaring the hell out of her!
JGL

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by RedHot
This year my resolution was to lose some weight, which I have done, but the diet didn't start until June
So with that in mind, I'm not going to make resolutions anymore. Not worth it if it takes six months for them to take effect
Tracy-Jayne

unles you make this year one come into effect in june! a New june resolution!
JGL

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13 Dec 2004

i think mine has gotta be, spend at least 2 weekend a month in my own bed instead of hotels or someones floor!!!
oh and get down the gym a tad more
JGL

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13 Dec 2004

I was gonna start a Skeggy thread yesterday, but thouhgt it might get lost on to page 3 by the time everyone got back!
Thank you Essexlady for a great weekeend, was a great laugh.
was nice to meet the beautiful Red again ( thank you for putting up with me most of the night!. , Midlandsman. poilte and charming as ever, the one and only "is it casue i is a swinger" Marcuso.. Steel. was nice to meed the Mr & Mrs Mutley again, HornyoldTart & man, thank you for the lift home,
was nice to meet a load of new ppl.. i wish i took notre of your names..
was a great weekend and looking forward to the next one.

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13 Dec 2004

i'm not sure i could pick just one!
Drew barrymore out of Poison Ivy
JGL

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by Lil_Bunny
probably the spice girls but in my defence i didn't buy it - inherited it!

hopefully it wasn't in the will!
"I here by leave my spice girls CD collection to........."
sorry Lil_bunny
xxx
JGL

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by zootle
See, I'd have just gone for the "I'm going to meet some friends I know who live in " excuse.

as ppl who know me i have got a face that sort of goes red quite easy.. and i'm not the fastest of thinkers. so when they say "that site" and for me to come up with a good like before the blood reaches my cheeks its quite hard.
but i'm glad they know, i dont like lying at the best of times, problalt casue i'm crap at remembering which ones ive told...

Quote by neilinleeds
if i can go to glasgow and buy scottish things, well i'm sure JGL can go to skeegy ((( wherever that is? ))) and buy rock and postcards with a bloke in yeller wellies and a souwester and stuff without recrimination!

feck, i forgot to buy rock... a bird at work is gonna be moaning at me all day tomorrow.

jgl just don't try and paddle by the sea shore, cos the sea shore is about 2 miles away from the beach across quicksand and all sorts! damn long dangerous trek mate, tho i doubt it's rock pools and stuff you're going for!

i didn't even see the sea, then again i wouldn't be brave enought to ventrue out intot he north sea halfway through December.. my genitals would look like a pea
JGL

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
well . . . . for those of you who've missed reese's christmas miracle, i thought i'd stick this here . . .
now obviously, the almighty ain't about to make an appearance, but by all accounts he moves in mysterious ways, generally involving aubergines and cookies and toast and stuff . . .
so the lord thy god doing his impression of neilinleeds in a paving slab. . .

now how good is that eh? :smug:
neil x x x :P

it maybe a sign!!!! Neilinleeds is the next missiah!!!!! but we can all hope against it!! smile

JGL

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12 Dec 2004

Quote by zootle
So I posted a one line ad in Let's Meet Up 90 minutes ago and for some reason I've not had one serious response so far! Not one! Nada, zero, zip.
What's that about then?!

your like me, and not loved!!!!!!
JGL

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12 Dec 2004

ive got 2 records which i had from my childhood (i mean early child hood)
Oville the duck - i wish i could fly & theme tune to postman pat!!!
but i thing for records ive "willingly" bought the most emparashing CD ive got as got to be Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
JGL

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12 Dec 2004

i love all the late 80s early 90's BBC comedys. such as
Red Dwarf
Young Ones
Filthy Rich & Catflap
Bottom
Not the Nine oclock News
my favourite comedy at the moment as got to be Black Books.. pure genius
JGL

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12 Dec 2004

Quote by RedHot
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!:
Eventually he decided he'd try it doggy style and he pushed and shoved, banging away for all he was worth. After much grunting and groaning he said he'd cum but I know he'd faked it. Either that or he'd had a dry cum too
So yes some guys do fake it, although up to that point I had never thought it possible
Tracy-Jayne

you've still not meet me yet!!!!!!!
Oh believe me JGL there is no one smaller than this guy - poor soul he is :?
Anyway is that a threat or a promise? Maybe you could take a detour on your way down to Cornwall . . . . :twisted:
T-J
mmmmmmm your not that far from cornwall so i could alway get a connection! mmmmm wink

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12 Dec 2004

Quote by RedHot
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!:
Eventually he decided he'd try it doggy style and he pushed and shoved, banging away for all he was worth. After much grunting and groaning he said he'd cum but I know he'd faked it. Either that or he'd had a dry cum too
So yes some guys do fake it, although up to that point I had never thought it possible
Tracy-Jayne

you've still not meet me yet!!!!!!!

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12 Dec 2004

Quote by Marya
Oh shit :doh:
Note to self - read the first post before voting on the poll!
Still on topic though ....
It was a while ago now that my boyfriend at the time told me that men can fake orgasm.I was shocked! I always assumed that if they ejaculate then an orgasm accompanies that but apparently not.
That set me off on a major paranoia trip. I was even cosidering ringing as many past lovers that I could (remember that is) to ask if they'd faked it. The chances are, I probably did, so if we both faked it, what was the bloody point??
Since joining this site, I can honestly, truly say I have never faked!

as i always use protection. i can fake it and get away with it.
i vary rarely cum through having sex (might be strange cumming from a bloke) so if it gets to the point when my legs are giving up or it the enjoyment factors gone i will fake it.
JGL

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12 Dec 2004

For me 2004 has been on of the best years i can remember.
over the last few months i have ben having a great time, and its amilny donw to ths sight. ive meet so many new people this year, and made a hell of a lot of friends, and also done things that i would never thought i would ever do. given the fact swinging never crossed my mind utill i stumbled across this sight.
i've obtained a nice holiday home (due to father moving to cornwall) which if i can talk him in to vacating for a few weeks woud make a great party venue!. ive been promoted at work. got stuck in a lift at 2:30 in the moring with 2 senior very drunk directors, and having to demloish the doors to get out.
Lets just hope 2005 starts of with a bang
JGL

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12 Dec 2004

this one is for the Blokes!!
you alway here about woman fakeing orgasams. but how many blokes actually fake them.
the only reason why i'm asking casue it came up in converation over the weekend, and i thought it was a rare thing but out of the few blokes who were chating all had said at at least one point in out life (including myself!...)?
so DO U ??

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12 Dec 2004

this post has just reminded me! i've not checked the football scores for out local derby!
JGL

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10 Dec 2004

Happy Birthday
HOpe you have a great day!
JGL

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10 Dec 2004

at the moment my favourite tune is Sunday morning by Maroon 5.
JGL

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10 Dec 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Sorry.... Meatloaf fan

bugger!!!! was starting to worry then.. i dont have a good track record with remebering faces.. but to for get a kiss would be wronger than wrong!
JGL

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10 Dec 2004

Quote by Lil_Bunny
well thanx to JGL and his wizardry here's my offer for the DaveJ avatar challenge

Just a pity the lady has changed her avatar lol never mind better late than never

anything to be of service..
xxxxx
JGL

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10 Dec 2004

i didnt think i would be getting to this one being that i was at the end of the list!!!!
and looks like i'll be using my fancy dress kit twice
i'll PM to confim as soon as ive got the OK that ive got the day off..
JGL

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10 Dec 2004

Quote by Lil_Bunny
I got a pic to go here too lol just need to figure out how to add it on my post - any offes to help are greatly appreciated

just Email me the pic and i'll sort it for ya.
JGL

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10 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

shrr... i dont thing anyone will notice.
the bloody thing smells like a condom!... might come in handy!!!!! ;-)
JGL

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10 Dec 2004

just thought it was about time this was re-surfaced!!!
and here is my contrituion to the thread
tonight matthew i'm gonna be ....... Da9ve

please excuss the crapness of the photo... it is my cosutume for the Skeggy munch
Will post a better Pick on monday!!!!
and no its not a condom on my head.. its a bald cap!!!
JGL

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10 Dec 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :? :dunno: :dunno:

you took the words right out of my mouth!!!
JGL
:karaoke: oooh it must've been while you were kissin me :karaoke: bolt

you've kissed me... when where..... was i present?????
JGL

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9 Dec 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy!

shouldn't that be Muppet!!!
JGL

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9 Dec 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
Nice one JGL
Bet your nose has stopped growing now that you don't have to tell any more lies about your secret life :twisted:
Have a great weekend in :lol: Skeegy
G & D x

you trying to say ive got a big nose!!!!! :-)
i'll be fine as long as they dont start going it to detail with the questions..
JGL

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