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sleazy

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Straight Male, 57

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4 Dec 2005

was a bloody big mini munch lol

3 Dec 2005

size 12 feet here......... and if that theory is true i want a refund on me other bits !!!!

3 Dec 2005

addendum to the above, if anyone around west mids is just prepared to sit in tattyxpx'x car i can tow it down here, will pick you up and take you home again, please pm me if you can do this to help out these 2 very special ladies x x x
Ideally, sometime around mid afternoon would be good

1 Dec 2005

Quote by james_30
omg, white stripes have covered jolene????? im off to download it!! lol

pm me and I will msn it across if ya like

1 Dec 2005

quite agree with jolene, although prefer the whitestripes cover to dolly's original.
Home sweet Home by motley crue ( if ya haven't heard it, download it ya might be surprised)
November rain guns n roses
Don't cry Guns n roses

1 Dec 2005

My eyes...My eyes.......... it burns my eyes :crazy:

1 Dec 2005

Well my avatar looks so much like me no one could possibly pinch it
honest guv
really
lmao

1 Dec 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Ive seen a male member of this site give himself a blow job :shock:

if I could do that I would be a single bloke lol

1 Dec 2005

Many many moons ago, we got talking to a cpl ( as ya do) who were quite simply, the biggest idiots who had ever walked this fair and pleasant land of ours.
Convo went something like...blah blah blah blah full swap, fem don't like condoms but you must be able to provide proof of a recent g.u. test.
I mean, WTF ? ?
Needless to say the convo did not develope into a meet lol

1 Dec 2005

Quote by Osmosis
I would love to do it, except I'm already at my ideal weight and need to convert it into muscle rather than lose it
Maybe we could do a separate beefcake spreadsheet instead?

or as well indeed lol

1 Dec 2005

I got it the first time I saw my wife,
Got it that bad I made up some really corny excuse to go and talk to her...
And I have had it each and every moment of my life since

1 Dec 2005

Only thing I dislike about the dentist is the way they angle your chair back....... can never get a good look at the dental nurses cleavage from down there

1 Dec 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
congrats sexy x x x x
Of course I hope everyone realises that of those 1,000 posts 500 of them were her asking someone to buy her a drink, and the other 500 were her demanding someone bought her a drink.
:giggle:

smackbottom

and just for that YOU can buy me a :beer: on Saturday 03/12/05:smug: just incase you didn't know which Saturday I was meaning :rude:
flipa

flipa

I love you lot too rolleyes

rolleyes

Tatty hun I would happily walk 100 miles across burning coals and broken glass just for the chance to buy you a drink :inlove:

1 Dec 2005

can I just take this opputunity to thank meat2pleaseu for that link......
feckin brill, have seen at least half a dozen t shirts i want, no where is my credit card

1 Dec 2005

indeed it does steve, we awit you with baited breath lol

1 Dec 2005

congrats sexy x x x x
Of course I hope everyone realises that of those 1,000 posts 500 of them were her asking someone to buy her a drink, and the other 500 were her demanding someone bought her a drink.
:giggle:

1 Dec 2005

i am still trying to decide wether I am a swinger or not lmao
If any ladies out there in happy land wanna help me decide................

1 Dec 2005

If any one accidentally gets me in frame of a photograph.............
i accept no responsibility for the lens breaking

1 Dec 2005

Well what can I say, looks like we got ourselves a group withing the group( i surely need to loose a few pounds).
Anyone that seriously wants to do this as a group activity, pm me your names to start and I will draw up charts for us all we I can thenpm/email back each week, will even do something to make it fun, dunno what yet but will think of something

1 Dec 2005

steve_nw has got it right.. some reason he pm'd me the answer though lol

1 Dec 2005

okso maybe that was a little too broad a clue lol.. how about born in queens, new york, was originally a drummer before settling into singing ?

30 Nov 2005

1414........ first go........ NOT

30 Nov 2005

Welcoem aberdeen straight crumbly guy confused

confused

.. did I really just type that lol
seriously mate, hope ya find all you are looking for

30 Nov 2005

neutral

:| :| :| :| :|

30 Nov 2005

ok time to throw the cats amongst the pidgeons.........
i was born in new york 1951

30 Nov 2005

Quote by davidsplayroom
douglas adams ?

Good call Sleazy
Hitch hiked that one I recon
did you use a bable fish?
na just came to me after drinking a pan galactic gargle blaster lol

30 Nov 2005

douglas adams ?

30 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Tuesday, July 16, 2047
that will make me 76, can't moan to much really i suppose

well I ain't due to check out till August 2055, so never mind the death clock can I have a 'happy clock' counting down the seconds untill I get 97 glorious fun filled naughtynympho free months of life ? ? ?

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix

Steady on, I was on about trying to clear a jucuzzi , not the entire feckin forum

30 Nov 2005

Bloody hell, another chance to perv at angels 'charms' passed me by........ can't bleedy go can I banghead

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