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sleazy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · West Midlands
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Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Sleazy, do they have to be 'bare' boobies or 'just peaking out of my top' boobies?
Not got any bare photos but got one with them sticking out of my top
you haven't got any bare boob ones ??
you sure hun ??
if you haven't .. i want to know how come I have
lmao
Orgasminator
Quote by Phoenix
You can have mine, but you have to come and take the photo yourself :P
:twisted:
anytime :P
My camera's bigger than your camera ... nah, nah, ni, nah, nah.
Ummm, but your bigger than me
i'd be very surprised if your camera was bigger as well......
still on a box brownie here....
really should upgrade it soon lmao
Orgasminator
Quote by Phoenix
then either put it under this thread and i can lift it there
And before ya do all the pic collecting perv jokes......
Oh goody goody goody..... I don't mind being labelled .... bring em on....
:bounce:
OK, now I have composed myself.... ladies, to make a suitable screen saver, the picture should be at least 1024 x 768
hwoar:
:rotflmao:now ya just takin the piss lol
Orgasminator
First of all, I hope enough of you out there in cyberland know me well enough to be confident that I ain't a tosspot pervy pic collector( although i am trying to collect some pics lol)
I have to run 2 pc's at home my mac for 'me' and a windows system for some work stuff that I occasionally have to do from home.
I have recently shifted them both into my bedroom, and now I no longer have to worry about kids eyes seeing my screensaver i figured I didn't have to put up with a boring windows one, so being the sweet virginal innocent person I am, I thought what better for a screensaver than an animated collage of 'real breasts', and by real i mean not the usual surgically enhanced things, i could download from the net by the lorry load.
This is where you lovely people will (hopefully) come in. From contacts on msn ( and one lovely lady at utopia last night ,you know who you are and thank you) I have so far had 19 'donations' but 19 ain't really much of a collage, so I have created this thread to hopefulle entice some of you lovely ladies to donating as well, ideally I would like to get to 50 'exhibits' so, if you have a faceless breast pic that ya don't mind sharing with me then either put it under this thread and i can lift it there, or if you prefer pm it direct to me or email it.
And before ya do all the pic collecting perv jokes......
blonde has beat ya to it so don't bother lmao
I have to run 2 pc's at home my mac for 'me' and a windows system for some work stuff that I occasionally have to do from home.
I have recently shifted them both into my bedroom, and now I no longer have to worry about kids eyes seeing my screensaver i figured I didn't have to put up with a boring windows one, so being the sweet virginal innocent person I am, I thought what better for a screensaver than an animated collage of 'real breasts', and by real i mean not the usual surgically enhanced things, i could download from the net by the lorry load.
This is where you lovely people will (hopefully) come in. From contacts on msn ( and one lovely lady at utopia last night ,you know who you are and thank you) I have so far had 19 'donations' but 19 ain't really much of a collage, so I have created this thread to hopefulle entice some of you lovely ladies to donating as well, ideally I would like to get to 50 'exhibits' so, if you have a faceless breast pic that ya don't mind sharing with me then either put it under this thread and i can lift it there, or if you prefer pm it direct to me or email it.
And before ya do all the pic collecting perv jokes......
blonde has beat ya to it so don't bother lmao
Orgasminator
Right to try and post some semblance of an understandable reply to all your(much appreciated) suggestions......
Firstly I too disown myself from the various pink bits that adourn tatties car, and secondly, to you in particular Essexlady(ain't she cute) IT IS NOT IN FECKING BRUM AND I AM NOT A FECKIN BRUMMIE !!!!!!!!
glad thats cleared up so on to the problems.....
1) The only jack I have access to is off my 4x4( which has a tad more ground clearance than tatty's metro). It simply will not fit under her car to raise it so i can get under and drop the tank, and as any of you that know me will vouch, i sure as shit am too fat to get under it without a jack.
2)As Mr discrete so rightly pointed out, cutting away metal is not the recommended way to get access, there is a panel, but it is that solidly locked in ( not a 4 screw type affair) that even with a hammer and screw driver all I am going to achive is cutting through the metal not removing the panelIt has been soaked, resoaked and soaked again in wd40, but to no avail.
The only way I can see do gett o the pump is to get the car high enough to be able to drop the tank ( and have room to draw it out) and I haven't got facility to do that, or to cut a new panel and weld a plate(which I wouldn't even attempt cause I don't do welding) lol... does that clear it up for ya ?
Firstly I too disown myself from the various pink bits that adourn tatties car, and secondly, to you in particular Essexlady(ain't she cute) IT IS NOT IN FECKING BRUM AND I AM NOT A FECKIN BRUMMIE !!!!!!!!
glad thats cleared up so on to the problems.....
1) The only jack I have access to is off my 4x4( which has a tad more ground clearance than tatty's metro). It simply will not fit under her car to raise it so i can get under and drop the tank, and as any of you that know me will vouch, i sure as shit am too fat to get under it without a jack.
2)As Mr discrete so rightly pointed out, cutting away metal is not the recommended way to get access, there is a panel, but it is that solidly locked in ( not a 4 screw type affair) that even with a hammer and screw driver all I am going to achive is cutting through the metal not removing the panelIt has been soaked, resoaked and soaked again in wd40, but to no avail.
The only way I can see do gett o the pump is to get the car high enough to be able to drop the tank ( and have room to draw it out) and I haven't got facility to do that, or to cut a new panel and weld a plate(which I wouldn't even attempt cause I don't do welding) lol... does that clear it up for ya ?
Orgasminator
Kaz,
I am so sorry to hear of this, and sorry if I am going against the greain but I seriously think he should be named n shamed. I dare say his membership will be removed from this site but he may well be on others.
You are confident enough to deal with idiots like this, and if you hadn't been there were plenty of others around you who were..........maybe the next one won't have that luxury
sorry rant over
I am so sorry to hear of this, and sorry if I am going against the greain but I seriously think he should be named n shamed. I dare say his membership will be removed from this site but he may well be on others.
You are confident enough to deal with idiots like this, and if you hadn't been there were plenty of others around you who were..........maybe the next one won't have that luxury
sorry rant over
Orgasminator
As some of you will obviously know at last nights munch I wore a pink boa....... but enough about that I wanna ask...
seriously, I have had 3 pm's from people that have found pink feathers attached to their clothes, 2 in manchester not sure where the other is, but it got me wondering......
how far afield has my boa traveled over the weekend ? if anyone else has found any feathers tell me where you have taken them too I wanna work out total mileage ( ish) lol
seriously, I have had 3 pm's from people that have found pink feathers attached to their clothes, 2 in manchester not sure where the other is, but it got me wondering......
how far afield has my boa traveled over the weekend ? if anyone else has found any feathers tell me where you have taken them too I wanna work out total mileage ( ish) lol
Orgasminator
Quote by velvettouch
Honey i feel like that sometimes but its just we seem to be the last to post cause we are abit slow off the mark lol
Chin up and get posting
Story of my life that lol, think it would make a good musical ? where did i put andrew lloyd webbers email address............
Orgasminator
What a fantastic night.
NWC, you guys are stars ( even if di did manage to loose a complete 15" tall cricket scoreboard)
Lilmiss, if all doorstaff looked like you I would go to lots more clubs x x x
Many many thanks are due to all 3 of you.
Now to the masses, in no particular order i would like to mention....
Darkfire, hun you get sexier and lovlier every time we meet, you truly are a light amongst lights.
Blue and Dargento what truly excellent people you are( while I am mentioning Blue can I please thank her for the directions.... and marms for rescuing us from Blues directions lol)
Debz4u your a veritable sexfest on here, and even better in the flesh x x x
Lynnmarie68, It was a real pleasure to finally meet you x x x( and I hope we meet again very soon)
Serps n slayer, we are truly honoured to count you as friends
Pebbles and demon .. thanks for not taking the piss too much and for being as great as you always are.
Steve n shireen, was great to finally meet you both.
Dawn,next time you will have to
I owe a very special debt of thanks to kazswallows for granting me... well she knows what :rose: and for the excellent badges again, we all thank you.
Sirlee, pleasure to chat to you as always
And finally 2 last thanks, the first to everyone that came and made it such a special night, and especially those that donated to the 'save tattys's car' fund, and most especially to marms and onlyme1981 for giving up their freetime on a sunday to help recover tattys car. You are each and everyone very special people. Thank you all
To anyone that I shared time/conversations with and forgot to mention, I apologise but I ain't slept much and brain is still a little fuzzy
NWC, you guys are stars ( even if di did manage to loose a complete 15" tall cricket scoreboard)
Lilmiss, if all doorstaff looked like you I would go to lots more clubs x x x
Many many thanks are due to all 3 of you.
Now to the masses, in no particular order i would like to mention....
Darkfire, hun you get sexier and lovlier every time we meet, you truly are a light amongst lights.
Blue and Dargento what truly excellent people you are( while I am mentioning Blue can I please thank her for the directions.... and marms for rescuing us from Blues directions lol)
Debz4u your a veritable sexfest on here, and even better in the flesh x x x
Lynnmarie68, It was a real pleasure to finally meet you x x x( and I hope we meet again very soon)
Serps n slayer, we are truly honoured to count you as friends
Pebbles and demon .. thanks for not taking the piss too much and for being as great as you always are.
Steve n shireen, was great to finally meet you both.
Dawn,next time you will have to
I owe a very special debt of thanks to kazswallows for granting me... well she knows what :rose: and for the excellent badges again, we all thank you.
Sirlee, pleasure to chat to you as always
And finally 2 last thanks, the first to everyone that came and made it such a special night, and especially those that donated to the 'save tattys's car' fund, and most especially to marms and onlyme1981 for giving up their freetime on a sunday to help recover tattys car. You are each and everyone very special people. Thank you all
To anyone that I shared time/conversations with and forgot to mention, I apologise but I ain't slept much and brain is still a little fuzzy
Orgasminator
To all you wonderfull people who have offered help on this thread, and the equally wonderful people who have pm'd me with offers of assistance , can I please thank you one and all.
I have now sorted out transport for tomorrow and all being well tatty's car will be up and running again tomorrow afternoon, but once again, thank you all
I have now sorted out transport for tomorrow and all being well tatty's car will be up and running again tomorrow afternoon, but once again, thank you all
