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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
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Orgasminator
I have one, be warned, peeing does become a riotous affair lol.
Alot of pleasure to be given though, especially as you stretch up the ring sizes. Take ya time with the streching ( I recon 4 to 5 weeks with each size up) till you find a size thats comfy for you and your partner.
Alot of pleasure to be given though, especially as you stretch up the ring sizes. Take ya time with the streching ( I recon 4 to 5 weeks with each size up) till you find a size thats comfy for you and your partner.
Orgasminator
HAving been cursed with an emourous prick.............lmao
ok ok truth time
many many moons ago, we met a bloke online, chatted away for a cpl of weeks got on real well and decided to meet up and see what happened. One thing led to another and before long clothes came off and............
When naughtynymphos picked herself up of the floor again, she insisted on getting a tape measure out, and from base of penis to tip was a very alarming and very genuine 14".
Thos bloke had made no reference tot he size of his cock at all during our conversations, which we found surprising untill he told us why......
Quite simply, he wanted people to meet him, and he felt that advertising his manhood would essential make the rest of him and appendage attached to a cock (i.e. peeps would primarily be meeting the cock, not the person) which i can understand. Have to wonder how many more there are like that though, not necessarily that big, but still big enough to worry it might happen to them ?
ok ok truth time
many many moons ago, we met a bloke online, chatted away for a cpl of weeks got on real well and decided to meet up and see what happened. One thing led to another and before long clothes came off and............
When naughtynymphos picked herself up of the floor again, she insisted on getting a tape measure out, and from base of penis to tip was a very alarming and very genuine 14".
Thos bloke had made no reference tot he size of his cock at all during our conversations, which we found surprising untill he told us why......
Quite simply, he wanted people to meet him, and he felt that advertising his manhood would essential make the rest of him and appendage attached to a cock (i.e. peeps would primarily be meeting the cock, not the person) which i can understand. Have to wonder how many more there are like that though, not necessarily that big, but still big enough to worry it might happen to them ?
Orgasminator
having been very lazy and not having read through all this thread, I apologise in advance if I am repeating the sentiments of anyone else........
I would like to thank each and every person that attended last night, its a team effort to amke munch's great events and last night was certainly a great event.
More soecifically I would like to thank ;
fred n gingerfor organising such a fantastic night,
kaz n icepiefor the excellents badges( you 2 should go into the badge business and tout then outside concerts, ya'll make a fortune).
Sirlee for, well thats between us lol
Everyone who spoke to me and didn't comment on my camel toe, I owe ya a big debt of gratitude.
darkfire, a very special lady and wonderfull friend who happens to be as sexy as hell and gives great hugs x x x x
marms and jollyrodger......... think we could make a go of taxiing full time ?
And Finally my oldest( well she might be) friend from this community, Pebbles, for the chat, I owe ya one hun x x x x x x x x x x x x x
I would like to thank each and every person that attended last night, its a team effort to amke munch's great events and last night was certainly a great event.
More soecifically I would like to thank ;
fred n gingerfor organising such a fantastic night,
kaz n icepiefor the excellents badges( you 2 should go into the badge business and tout then outside concerts, ya'll make a fortune).
Sirlee for, well thats between us lol
Everyone who spoke to me and didn't comment on my camel toe, I owe ya a big debt of gratitude.
darkfire, a very special lady and wonderfull friend who happens to be as sexy as hell and gives great hugs x x x x
marms and jollyrodger......... think we could make a go of taxiing full time ?
And Finally my oldest( well she might be) friend from this community, Pebbles, for the chat, I owe ya one hun x x x x x x x x x x x x x
Orgasminator
(sings) 'Oh what a night, late december back in 2005'...... ok ok i know i used a little poetic license to make it fit the situation lol.
Really was a fantastic night, i had to wor wednesday and thursday and therefore arrived at work thursday morning as fresh as rigor mortis but with a smile on my face that never faltered all day.
Marcuso.... you really are king of the party throwers... i reckon you have missed your vocation in life, save up buy yaself a little nightclub and stringfellow better watch his back.......
Kaz and sirlee, pleasure as always to be able to share a chat and a laugh with you both again.
Pebbles and demon, the day I tire of your company will be the 4th friday after my funeral, you are truly great people, just don't know what ya mean by "what next" lmao
Shell , was fantasic to finally meet you( even if ya were that popular i could barely get a word in edge ways with ya lol)
shelly, bi paula x x x x a pleasure as always
Andy.... you were there as well lol
I am sure there are many many others I should mention who's names i can't remember, to you all i apologise but i am still tired and will edit this as i remember your names lol.
My last word of thanks I have saved for a very special lady, who never fails to get me 'there' just by the way she looks at me. A smile, a Kiss and a very special big bear hug for darkfire x x x
I hope everyone had as good a time as I did and when's the next 1 marcuso ? ?
Really was a fantastic night, i had to wor wednesday and thursday and therefore arrived at work thursday morning as fresh as rigor mortis but with a smile on my face that never faltered all day.
Marcuso.... you really are king of the party throwers... i reckon you have missed your vocation in life, save up buy yaself a little nightclub and stringfellow better watch his back.......
Kaz and sirlee, pleasure as always to be able to share a chat and a laugh with you both again.
Pebbles and demon, the day I tire of your company will be the 4th friday after my funeral, you are truly great people, just don't know what ya mean by "what next" lmao
Shell , was fantasic to finally meet you( even if ya were that popular i could barely get a word in edge ways with ya lol)
shelly, bi paula x x x x a pleasure as always
Andy.... you were there as well lol
I am sure there are many many others I should mention who's names i can't remember, to you all i apologise but i am still tired and will edit this as i remember your names lol.
My last word of thanks I have saved for a very special lady, who never fails to get me 'there' just by the way she looks at me. A smile, a Kiss and a very special big bear hug for darkfire x x x
I hope everyone had as good a time as I did and when's the next 1 marcuso ? ?
Orgasminator
Quote by redgirlmanc
is it too late for ask for an invite, and if not then can we (naughtynmphos and I) attend please ?
Hiya guys, I will have to let you know later in the week, most likely friday, until everyone has confirmed one way or the other cos if everyone on the list does come its gonna be a tight squeeze, but if they dont confirm by then , I will free up space. I hope that is ok.
Jackie
xx
of course it is hun, i realise we have left it very late lol
Orgasminator
Well I for one think we should all be taking our hats off to Martin_M and co for the lovely new decorating and furniture they have spent all night sorting....
Remember peeps, scraping ya chair across the new floor is not encouraged in any way shape or form.
Seriously, its looking good from here guys.....
Remember peeps, scraping ya chair across the new floor is not encouraged in any way shape or form.
Seriously, its looking good from here guys.....
Orgasminator
sorry for dragging this back up but................
I do now have a first draft, so if any of you 'contributors' want to see it ( complete with 4 pics i have duplicated) then please email or pm me and i will send it back by return.
thanks you all, its looking better than I dared hope it would
I do now have a first draft, so if any of you 'contributors' want to see it ( complete with 4 pics i have duplicated) then please email or pm me and i will send it back by return.
thanks you all, its looking better than I dared hope it would
Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Now I prefer to ride other things, although the open road still beckons... would love a Harley.
Know the feeling, I still crave a big throbbing thing between my legs
A Bike, ya perves :wink:
I always wanted a harley........... right up until the point that I rode one...... talk about shattered dreams, they are a 2 wheeled tractor
Orgasminator
Quote by RedHot
send away hun lol
I just spent ages blocking out my face on the pics and now I can't load them up because they are too sodding big! :silly: I'm crap at this stuff and it took me ages to learn how to make avatar size pics
:roll: Can you pm me your email addy please and I'll send them to you and *you* can shrink them :P :grin:
T-J
have pm'd you hun x x x
and thanks again
Orgasminator
Quote by RedHot
Seeing as I've had masses of favourable responses to my new avatar, I wondered if you would like some of my new pics for your *collection*?
They're real genuine flesh, soft, warm and pink - none of your silicon here mate :rascal:
T-J xxx
is the pope a catholic ??
send away hun lol
Orgasminator
If i had a hat on I would take it off, but i haven't so i won't....
but enough of that,
congrats to you both, hope it all works out brill and ya live happily ever after running a multimillion pound swinging club with an olympic sized jacuzzi and a dancefloor stringfelloow would be proud of and...
seriously,
congrats to you both
but enough of that,
congrats to you both, hope it all works out brill and ya live happily ever after running a multimillion pound swinging club with an olympic sized jacuzzi and a dancefloor stringfelloow would be proud of and...
seriously,
congrats to you both
