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Orgasminator
Thanks once again to cockslut for organising an excellent evening
Shaggy, ya missed ya vocation in life mate ( just remember some guitar based fret wankery music next time or i will set them hells angels on ya lmao)
Marco polo was a pleasure to have your company in the car for the journey mate, nearly came n joined ya in the kebab house when we dropped ya off but decided on a greasy fry up instead.
Serps n slayer what can I say, everytime we see ya serps in taller and slayer is more gorgeous ( by the way slayer thanks for letting me measure my hand, if I ever decide to wear a bra instead of gloves i know what size i need now lol)
littlemiss was a pleasure to meet you at last, hope the face wasn't too disappointing lol.
mrs rams next time we have psuedo sex can it be nekkid and covered in baby oil please lol. ( only joking i hate the smell of baby oil)
to the lady who asked if i was ozzy osbourne..... no he is older slimmer and has round purple glasses.... oh and a talentless daughter lol
big ups to all that spoke to us, thanks for making it a great night
catch ya all on the flip side
x x x x
Shaggy, ya missed ya vocation in life mate ( just remember some guitar based fret wankery music next time or i will set them hells angels on ya lmao)
Marco polo was a pleasure to have your company in the car for the journey mate, nearly came n joined ya in the kebab house when we dropped ya off but decided on a greasy fry up instead.
Serps n slayer what can I say, everytime we see ya serps in taller and slayer is more gorgeous ( by the way slayer thanks for letting me measure my hand, if I ever decide to wear a bra instead of gloves i know what size i need now lol)
littlemiss was a pleasure to meet you at last, hope the face wasn't too disappointing lol.
mrs rams next time we have psuedo sex can it be nekkid and covered in baby oil please lol. ( only joking i hate the smell of baby oil)
to the lady who asked if i was ozzy osbourne..... no he is older slimmer and has round purple glasses.... oh and a talentless daughter lol
big ups to all that spoke to us, thanks for making it a great night
catch ya all on the flip side
x x x x
Orgasminator
Now don't be getting too excited, it isn't today lol.
It was actually on monday and even though she 'didn't want any fuss' it does seem a shame to let the occasion go by without marking it at all, so would you all please raise a belated glass of ya favourite tipple and wish naughtynymphos a happy birthday with me
It was actually on monday and even though she 'didn't want any fuss' it does seem a shame to let the occasion go by without marking it at all, so would you all please raise a belated glass of ya favourite tipple and wish naughtynymphos a happy birthday with me
Orgasminator
What an eloquent thank you post, chaos you have expressed that just as i would have expected you to.... in 750 words when 6 would have done lol.
Seriously though, it was an excellent night, some will know i had reservations about attending but thank god I did, it was a thouroughly enjoyable time
I too apologise for chaos keeping people awake but whats a bloke to do with someone as gorgeous as her at his side.
thanks to pj for the return travel to the train station ( i really must get a car sorted out soon)
cheers to all who made it such a special night and my only remining question is........
whens the next 1 ? ?
p.s cant wait to see the photos lol
Seriously though, it was an excellent night, some will know i had reservations about attending but thank god I did, it was a thouroughly enjoyable time
I too apologise for chaos keeping people awake but whats a bloke to do with someone as gorgeous as her at his side.
thanks to pj for the return travel to the train station ( i really must get a car sorted out soon)
cheers to all who made it such a special night and my only remining question is........
whens the next 1 ? ?
p.s cant wait to see the photos lol
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thank you chaotic for the invite,
i had great time and it was brill to see some new boobs as well as familiar ones....... bugger i meant faces... honest i really did mean faces lol
molly, i promise i will never turn down either of your offers again, staggy can i have copies of thiose pics please lol
x x x
to all the peeps i spoke to for the first time last night.......... i apologise now and much as i would like to assure you that i do get better in time i find its better to be honest.............. so i am telling you i don't lol
x x x
i had great time and it was brill to see some new boobs as well as familiar ones....... bugger i meant faces... honest i really did mean faces lol
molly, i promise i will never turn down either of your offers again, staggy can i have copies of thiose pics please lol
x x x
to all the peeps i spoke to for the first time last night.......... i apologise now and much as i would like to assure you that i do get better in time i find its better to be honest.............. so i am telling you i don't lol
x x x
Orgasminator
intersting thread......
way I see it, grab every opputunity you are comfortable with like it was the last you will experince. Only ever regret things you did do and have no regrets for opputunities you hadn't the courage to try( obviously only the ones you are interested in lol).
And when you are old n frail, you will look back on a fulfilled life, woth a smile on your face and a mind full of good memories.....
but hey,,,,,,,,, what do I know lol
happy hunting hun
way I see it, grab every opputunity you are comfortable with like it was the last you will experince. Only ever regret things you did do and have no regrets for opputunities you hadn't the courage to try( obviously only the ones you are interested in lol).
And when you are old n frail, you will look back on a fulfilled life, woth a smile on your face and a mind full of good memories.....
but hey,,,,,,,,, what do I know lol
happy hunting hun
Orgasminator
It depends on lots of factors,i.e your phones capabilities ( most now are capable of sending and recieving email but not all) and wether you have access to data transfer via your mobile as it is not carried on a 'normal' mobile phone signal..Yoour irst point of call should be your service providers website. that will tell you all you need to know.
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Quote by hugs1
Mr:
smoking. lots.
not eating properly before a night of drinking,
being too quiet when I meet new folks although i'm actually quite sociable (or lary...!),
picking my spots,
having to stay up later than everyone else,
looking scruffy (including wrecking new clothes to do so),
listening to music WAY too loud,
sarcasm + cynicism,
doing things at the last minute (work assignments, getting ready, turning up),
talking too much,
and being late. for everything.
Mrs:
smoking,
always having to go back to the house when I've left cos I've forgotten something,
painting my nails just so I can pick off the nail polish,
laddering tights,
spilling food down my cleavage,
talking over music,
talking through films,
finishing off others' leftovers,
pink. anything pink!
talking too much,
and, increasingly being late (though I can blame Mr for that!)
Mr and Mrs Hugs
xx
Oh I feel a story coming on here....................
Orgasminator
Quote by Marcuso
Well, here we go.........
A great big Happy birthday Hug and snog for Naughtynymphos
assionkiss:
Part of my PM with details about the party went like this.............
"It is a surprise birthday party for naughtynymphos.
It’s all (hopefully) been organised without her finding out anything about it.
The reason I’m telling you this is that I’m hoping you will get her a card. She is one of the most straightforward, likeable and popular people on SH."
(Well....I had to say something to make you attend eh?.....lol)
I'm not going to thank everyone individually, because I'm bound to miss someone out and then feel a fool when I remember.
Just suffice to say that I thank each and every one of you for coming and making it a special night for the site's gobshite :twisted:
Just a couple of names to mention...............
Darkfire.........Without you babes, I could never have got the house looking half-decent. And a massive thank you for a great breakfast this morning.
And if anyone wants her to do the ironing, don't forget to ask her about the "Buy One Get One Free" offer :twisted: :twisted:
AlexDJ........Great music again mate. You must be the most travelled DJ in the UK........lol
Tanina......BIG thanks for helping out with the breakfast this morning (Don't think I've ever seen buttered toast put into a CD holder before) :twisted:
Sleazy........Thanks for the help in organising and the badges mate (Next time you do some, can you please make sure the party organiser gets a printed one) :twisted:
And once again.........A MASSIVE thank you to everyone that attended and made it a night to remember.
(If anyone has any photos, can they please send me a copy)
Roll on the next one!!!
Marcuso
xx xx
Whoooooo, credit where credit is due, all I did was the idiot proof bit of typing names and printing them off ( I didn't even get that right just ask marcuso and the lovely hugsters lol). the real credit has to go to kazswallows and Icepie for the inspiration and design. I know you weren't there but you were thought of. I thank you both.
naughtynymphos had a fantastic night and I thank each and every one of you for making it the night it was. With all the organisation in the world a party isn't a party without guests, you all made it happen so please, each and everyone of you pat your selves on the back.. ( wild rose you can video it and mail it to sleazy@....... lmao). I do have a few names to mention though so;
MARCUSO, what a feckin star, not only has he organised yet another excellent event for us all to enjoy, but has also mentally held my hand and guided me through several bouts of blind panic leading up to the party. I also need to thank him for making such an excellent job of popping the balloons that should never have been inflated in the first place lol.
Pebbles and Demon I got a call from pebs saturday afternoon to say that they had managed to get a sitter and could they possibly be put on the list at short notice. it always give a warm glow when real friends will go out of their way to attend an event so I thank you both.
Darkfire I know mark has already said it, but thank you for all the help hun your fantastic x x xx x x x
AlexDJ I have to wonder aloud wether a SH event would actually be an SH event without this essex wide boy at the helm. Once again alex you did us all proud, thank you
Mrs hugs1 ( I got it right this time) and Flakey Mcflake, thank you for the company, the accomodation and................ You are a real pleasure to know, nice to finally meet some people as mental as I am ( and I do mean that in the nicest possible way)
Earthchild thank you for the use of the shower lol, was much appreicated and a tremendous help for me fitting in everything I had to do.
My Final word of thanks has to go to Mrs LeedsGothCouple, Thank you for being such a good sport and not kicking the crap outta me with them boots lol. I think you are maybe gunna have to change the wording on ya profile from " but we aren't really scary " to " honestly we are real pussycats". you are excellent people and having been in attendance at, I think, 3 munches with you, was great to finally get to chat
OK Thats me done, thank you one and all again, and heres to the next one
Orgasminator
Quote by Alleyson
WHAY HEY !!!!!!
Work has been over for the weekend for exactly 2 minutes, and I am well intot he party spirit already( the conversation on the fone with a lovely young lady didn't do me any good though, not when I still had 8 hours of work lmao)
Can the before party start a little early please......... say about 24 hours early lmao
looking forward to seeing all the old faces as well as the new ones, by the way ladies, if I approach any of you and say " I will bet ya a pound..........." ya probably want to answer "NO" lmao
I'll bear that in mind thanks sleazy!
thats it, I have your card marked young lady...........
see you all tonite lol
Orgasminator
WHAY HEY !!!!!!
Work has been over for the weekend for exactly 2 minutes, and I am well intot he party spirit already( the conversation on the fone with a lovely young lady didn't do me any good though, not when I still had 8 hours of work lmao)
Can the before party start a little early please......... say about 24 hours early lmao
looking forward to seeing all the old faces as well as the new ones, by the way ladies, if I approach any of you and say " I will bet ya a pound..........." ya probably want to answer "NO" lmao
Work has been over for the weekend for exactly 2 minutes, and I am well intot he party spirit already( the conversation on the fone with a lovely young lady didn't do me any good though, not when I still had 8 hours of work lmao)
Can the before party start a little early please......... say about 24 hours early lmao
looking forward to seeing all the old faces as well as the new ones, by the way ladies, if I approach any of you and say " I will bet ya a pound..........." ya probably want to answer "NO" lmao
Orgasminator
I will be (yet again) sober throughout the entire duration, so if anyone needs ferrying between the venue and marcuso's, or indeed between marcuso's and local hotels, I will be more than happy to help.
Looking forward to seeing some old faces and some new ones ( and various other body parts of certain people i can think of lol)
till saturday peeps...... :thumbup:
Looking forward to seeing some old faces and some new ones ( and various other body parts of certain people i can think of lol)
till saturday peeps...... :thumbup:
Orgasminator
Gawd, so many people I need to mention I really ain't sure where to start........
Sarah and Mal, a stunning munch peeps, fantastic atmosphere, fantastic people and fantastic hosts.. basically it was just bloody fantastic
To all the peeps I shared time with either in conversation, kissing or winning heavily fixed bets ( you know who ya are ( but for the rest of ya it was lil lmao)) I thank you all for tolerating me and at times even making me feel a little wanted lol.
Djcouple, was a pleasure to meet you guys at last.
To the prat that suggested I sing on the kareoke...... let that be a lesson to ya lol
kaz and sirlee......... a pleasure as always
huxley and sue....... likewise
Darkfire.................... Those eyes should be illegal ( but I wouldn't change them for the world) x x x
suze and bartdutch, congratulations to a lovely cpl.. and barts not bad either hehehehe
Mr and mrs stoke, an every growing pleasure it is to meet you guys.
to the 2 shelly's...... I will never wash my nipple rings again, can u autograph them next time ??
marms and onlyme never a dull moment is there, you guys are 2 of the best me luv's ya to bits
Finally a little message to all of you who passed comment last night on me not being around the site much lately........i can only apologise been work work n more work lately trying to get a new project off the ground but it is getting there and I should start cropping up more often soon ( I hope) .. and yes that was a threat lmao
was a great night and i thank you all
x x x x
Sarah and Mal, a stunning munch peeps, fantastic atmosphere, fantastic people and fantastic hosts.. basically it was just bloody fantastic
To all the peeps I shared time with either in conversation, kissing or winning heavily fixed bets ( you know who ya are ( but for the rest of ya it was lil lmao)) I thank you all for tolerating me and at times even making me feel a little wanted lol.
Djcouple, was a pleasure to meet you guys at last.
To the prat that suggested I sing on the kareoke...... let that be a lesson to ya lol
kaz and sirlee......... a pleasure as always
huxley and sue....... likewise
Darkfire.................... Those eyes should be illegal ( but I wouldn't change them for the world) x x x
suze and bartdutch, congratulations to a lovely cpl.. and barts not bad either hehehehe
Mr and mrs stoke, an every growing pleasure it is to meet you guys.
to the 2 shelly's...... I will never wash my nipple rings again, can u autograph them next time ??
marms and onlyme never a dull moment is there, you guys are 2 of the best me luv's ya to bits
Finally a little message to all of you who passed comment last night on me not being around the site much lately........i can only apologise been work work n more work lately trying to get a new project off the ground but it is getting there and I should start cropping up more often soon ( I hope) .. and yes that was a threat lmao
was a great night and i thank you all
x x x x
Orgasminator
After long thoughtfull deliberation that lasted well in excess of seconds i have come to realise that I haven't got a clue what the answer is.......
It does remind me of an occasion in the jacuzzi at chameleons though, I was sat next to a woman and her husband/partner was sat the other side of her.... all of a sudden, with no warning whatsoever the woman in question grabbed both myself and her partner by the cock and started wanking us of......... i reckon it was her way of telling her partner she wanted a winter skiing holiday but if anyone else has any idea's i'd be more than happy to hear your suggestions lol
It does remind me of an occasion in the jacuzzi at chameleons though, I was sat next to a woman and her husband/partner was sat the other side of her.... all of a sudden, with no warning whatsoever the woman in question grabbed both myself and her partner by the cock and started wanking us of......... i reckon it was her way of telling her partner she wanted a winter skiing holiday but if anyone else has any idea's i'd be more than happy to hear your suggestions lol
Orgasminator
wellllll.............
not to put too fine a point on it..............
feckin brill.... what a night
Vicky... you are a star, an inspired choice of venue, an excellent balance of guests..... and a skirt just long enough to leave things to the imagination lol
My fellow door buddies, morbius and darkfire.... thank you( 2 individual thanks as well... darkfire for the hug and snog and being the most gorgeous woman I ain't married to) and morbius.........for introducing me to calista who gave me a hug n snog lol)
list of peeps I met is to long to mention everyone individually so if I miss any out then please accept my humble apologies but i am just a simple man so......
Big ups n thanks to........
serps n slayer, true stars as ever ( serps i will beat ya, just gunna take some time)
To My old work collegues from crewe.......... ( dunno ya online name and don't know if ya want ya real names on here), was great to see ya both again( especially the reminising about the ladder view) lol
Paula and andy..........ya just get sexier paula, Andy when are ya gunna do the decent thing and sort naughtynymphos out lol
Angelchat..............What a true star.......is the recording deal imminent ? :angel:
suzie and huxley great to see you as always, and happy birthday suzie
kaz and Lee, a munch just wouldn't be munch without you very special people
debz4u.........a pleasure as always hun :rose:
sarah and mal.......great to see ya both, pm is on route mal and sarah....i won't apologise I been wanting to do that for about a year now :evil2:
tracey and phil............ pleasure as always can't wait till next time
bluexxx love the wig hun...... always the life n soul of the party(did you increase your tally anymore)
judytv, the conversaton was brief but was still great to finally meet you
will, matlock first sunday in september m8 ?? jane anytime ya like hun :rose:
bev n chris........ great peeps and a pleasure as always( bev was the kiss up to standard ?)
To everyone who offerend congratulations on my lack of cigerette usage thankyou, your support helped alot last night, was my first occasion to be really tempted to smoke and having peeps say " NO DON'T" really did help
to anyone I have shared time with and have missed, then please accept my apologies( and I am sure thats an awfull lot of apologies lol)
Finally two special thanks
1 To darkfire, I know I have already thanked you as a door buddy but i want to thank you again, as a very special friend( admittedly a friend that i fancy the arse of)
:worship:
2 To my partner for the night( and indeed my life) Naughtynymphos, you are my 1 true vision and reason thank you I love you always :inlove: :love: :inlove:
not to put too fine a point on it..............
feckin brill.... what a night
Vicky... you are a star, an inspired choice of venue, an excellent balance of guests..... and a skirt just long enough to leave things to the imagination lol
My fellow door buddies, morbius and darkfire.... thank you( 2 individual thanks as well... darkfire for the hug and snog and being the most gorgeous woman I ain't married to) and morbius.........for introducing me to calista who gave me a hug n snog lol)
list of peeps I met is to long to mention everyone individually so if I miss any out then please accept my humble apologies but i am just a simple man so......
Big ups n thanks to........
serps n slayer, true stars as ever ( serps i will beat ya, just gunna take some time)
To My old work collegues from crewe.......... ( dunno ya online name and don't know if ya want ya real names on here), was great to see ya both again( especially the reminising about the ladder view) lol
Paula and andy..........ya just get sexier paula, Andy when are ya gunna do the decent thing and sort naughtynymphos out lol
Angelchat..............What a true star.......is the recording deal imminent ? :angel:
suzie and huxley great to see you as always, and happy birthday suzie
kaz and Lee, a munch just wouldn't be munch without you very special people
debz4u.........a pleasure as always hun :rose:
sarah and mal.......great to see ya both, pm is on route mal and sarah....i won't apologise I been wanting to do that for about a year now :evil2:
tracey and phil............ pleasure as always can't wait till next time
bluexxx love the wig hun...... always the life n soul of the party(did you increase your tally anymore)
judytv, the conversaton was brief but was still great to finally meet you
will, matlock first sunday in september m8 ?? jane anytime ya like hun :rose:
bev n chris........ great peeps and a pleasure as always( bev was the kiss up to standard ?)
To everyone who offerend congratulations on my lack of cigerette usage thankyou, your support helped alot last night, was my first occasion to be really tempted to smoke and having peeps say " NO DON'T" really did help
to anyone I have shared time with and have missed, then please accept my apologies( and I am sure thats an awfull lot of apologies lol)
Finally two special thanks
1 To darkfire, I know I have already thanked you as a door buddy but i want to thank you again, as a very special friend( admittedly a friend that i fancy the arse of)
:worship: 2 To my partner for the night( and indeed my life) Naughtynymphos, you are my 1 true vision and reason thank you I love you always :inlove: :love: :inlove:
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As far as tats on the ladies are concerned i am defineatley a yes man.....
and fr those of you that haven't allready seen it this is my wifes right thigh.....
was taken the day after it was done so looks a little rough I guess.....
really should take a new one now its healed lol
and fr those of you that haven't allready seen it this is my wifes right thigh.....
was taken the day after it was done so looks a little rough I guess.....
really should take a new one now its healed lol
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Quote by Marcuso
Eh up matey pop us down will ya
cheers
No problem. you're on the list.
(Can I have a go in the jaccuzzi this time?) :twisted:
Quote by fem_4_taboo
oh yeah corse i have, sorry mutleys.
so am i in your bed or what then marcuso, god make a lady beg why dont ya lol
xx lou xxx
LOL.....Therer's no need to beg babes.
BUT if you do feel the need to get down on your knees.....while you're down there.......... :twisted:
OK OK.....I give in.......you can share my bed babes
:twisted:
Hardship ?? you ?? yeah and my heart bleeds purple piss in sympathy lmao
