Quote by Dawn_Mids
Back but slow however, I really don't care.
I have a glass of wine, a salad cream sarnie and I've had a great evening :smug:
)...but had to be processed peas from the tin.
Quote by curvy-gal
This aint really dirty... but i'll tell u anyway lol
I was once out drinking with some friends... i'd been dying for the toilet in this pub but the queue was massive so we decided to wiat til we got to the nest club.
We went outside (it was winter and absolutely freezing) and the cold hit me and i knew i couldnt wait any longer.... so i went behind this car back to it (the car was parked facing me) pulled me kecks down (everything on show) and had a wee wee... done the bouncy thing to get the drips off lmao
stood up... looked at the car
There was only someone in it!!!!
Window down laughing his head off
:cry:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I forgot to mention that most of the members are on my level too.......................:silly:
:giggle: love you all though
:loon: 
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i think your gonna fit right in :lol: Quote by lucyfingers
Muff is in the air (can't remember who)
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Good to see I'm not the only one who thinks this guy ( using that term very loosly! ) is a complete and utter twat ! Had to suffer last night's episode while I was ironing ( son hijacked the remote ) and the crocodile tears and bottom lip blubbing was so cringeworthy I just wanted to slap the little shit!
Quote by sexkittenhfx
So.......is it just me that gets these repliesrot my ad then?
Message from: *ignorant west yorkshire couple who really should know better*
message sent: 22/05/2006 08:36:12
subject: fat bitch
you seem to want a rather lot for a ordinary fat looking bitch go out to pubs and see if you get anyone like you are asking for? i think you will struggle saddo ps get down to the akka thats looks like your place
:banghead: :banghead: :dunno; Quote by sheddy
Just out of curiosity how many of us have had threads locked or deleted or been banned for a period and have gone over to the chat room to tell everybody about it?
Quote by sheddy
and proud of it
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:lol: Quote by sheddy
I've just seen the new pictures :shock: so as far as I'm concerned tina you can have what ever the hell you want to have :rascal:
:lol: 
