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staffy1981
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Libra-Love
I've never either :confused: wink
Anyone wanna help? :grin:

Hell yeah!!
Let me get me coat!
bolt
Who sneaked into my abode and secretly added an inch to my trousers?
The reason i am asking is that i am supposed to be on a diet and having weighed myself recently not lost any weight my trousers feel a lot looser on me!!!
I promise that the offender will be spanked! (Lightly)
:twisted:
Yeah i am a perv
I have been a perv since i was about and 16
Yes here is my confession sir
A village not far from where i live did that they put up signs everywhere asking people to sign petitions for broadband it worked in the end though!
I got broadband with BT i think its the 1mb package i aint sure all i know is that it costs £30 a month and i can still use msn messenger without logging on the net (if this makes any sense to people).
But i couldnt live without it now! I had the choice of tv license or broadband and broadband won hands down!
U crashed the MR2?
Unlucky mate! Jap cars aint cheap to fix! As u no doubt found out.
How can a crash be embarassing?
Everyone has one at one point or another
Quote by zootle
Dreamt I crashed my car once. Thought nothing of it until two weeks later I crashed my car.

Unlucky mate
Hope it wasnt a good car and that u werent hurt in the crash
I hate it when that happens!
When i was younger and i was in school i used to have a serious problem of de ja vous! Everytime something happened i used to feel a bit weird and i later discovered that i had a dream about it the night before!
Very freaky for a 13 year old to have!
But now things are so unpredictable i take each day as it comes!
I have never cried once when i have read a poem and having just read that well i need some tissue's!
But as i am getting older i am starting to cry a lot more all for different reasons though.
Thanx for sharing that Harry
Quote by davej
Ok then
What does it mean if ur pubes are looking very light in colour (very close to grey!) and ur only 23?
Should i be worried folks?
dunno

no it probably just means that your body hair is perfectly o.k. and that it's just your eyes that are fLucked.
Do u think that it could be to do with too much masturbation?
Ok then
What does it mean if ur pubes are looking very light in colour (very close to grey!) and ur only 23?
Should i be worried folks?
dunno
Yeah well done JGL
Would like to see what happens to u when the mods get a hold of u!
Nah only messing here's to many more :cheers:
Well it depends on how u define unusual!
At the moment i am working from 4am - 4pm Mon - Fri and a saturday morning and that's after they cut my hours down! I used to work 4am - 8pm Mon - Fri and a saturday morning!
But they are getting more socialable!
Congratulations to the both of you.
Hope that u have many more happy times to come.
D'oh i am too young!
Never mind
Hope you have lots of fun finding ur bedbuddy
:twisted:
Well i have to report that i aint lost any weight!
But i am starting to notice my fitness pick up a wee bit though
Sorry to let the team down
Thanx for ur help, but i think that it is a little out of my price range!!
But please keep them coming folks
I been told nothing too big!
At the moment it's only for vaginal use anal might come later!!
Just glad there is shop locally that sells this sort of stuff
Ok so which one would you folks recommend to buy as ur first one?
For a female to use it i mean
Quote by ant140
Jussef Islam.

thats Cat Stevens innit.... confused: :?:
Who?
I really dont know who this person is!!! dunno
Actually i was going to ask what the best excuse's people have come up for being caught in the act?
Quote by BaldEagle
Got the "little man" caught in the zip a few times while trying to quickly hide him ... Ouch..
(OK, the term "little man" is only a terminology and not a statement.)

Would that happen to be like the scene from Something about Mary?
If so then ouch!!!
I have caught another bloke having a ham shank by accident.
I also manage to stumble across 2 blokes performing a 69 that was an eye opener for me!
But the worst one has got to be hearing my step brother having one when we were kids! Despite all the coughing that i was doing he still kept going!!
Can i please be added to this list?
Gives me plenty of time to sort out transport, time off work etc.
As for the dj part i got over 200 albums on cd if people were to suggest what i should bring to the munch to play.
Let me know please
Me and mother were on tv years ago.
It was when we were protesting over the rising fuel costs back down in wales!
We were walking around holding big signs!
But nothing exciting
It sounds like a good idea folks.
But....
What would happen if people found out where it came from? I for sure have always tried to keep my bedroom life in the bedroom if u know what i mean?
Although to many people it would mean different things but for some it could make things a little more difficult for them.
There is no harm in giving it a go. If it doesn't work out then it will always be a momento. For me anyway