:laughabove:  :laughabove:  
      Still looking for that fight vix?  
      Do u wanna tell him or should I?  
      There are a couple of people that i would like to try and do things to! 
But fantasies they will have to remain i am afraid.  
      Sorry vix
Do i get another chance?
How about i have not long finished a 13hr shift and i am flucked?  
      :laughabove:  :laughabove: 
I could ask one of the drivers when the come into my work 2moro if u want? Lol
But having showered in truck stops all over the country when i was a kid (my dad was a lorry driver) i dont remember seeing any men with spots on their bums!!
Sorry  
      Hi there
Where do u get the humpin hippo from?
I am looking for a change of avatar any other suggestions?
Gratefully welcomed folks
As long as they are nice!!  
      I have already done that!!!
I dont mess with this kind of thing  
      Yep listen to the words of wisdom from flapjackboy.
I have seen many a post taken to pieces!
But i have not done it myself though 
Oh and welcome to SH.  
      Speaking of bovine.....I have seen this and thought that other people migh find it as amusing as i did.
Have fun folks.
 
Oh i forgot u need to go to the number 2 mirror.  
      I have been curious about it and i asked my cousin about it and she told me.......
That when she was about the same age as my mother her and a couple of friends did it (they were young at the time) for a laugh! After they done it one of her friends died in a car crash, my mother who was there as the time at a later date gave birth to my brother (who died within minutes!), a family member of one of the other people who did it also died and when she gave birth to her third child (she felt a strange spirit around her!) the child was born with a whole host of problems from autism to epilepsy!
Now she is a firm believer in the paranormal and since the night she done that board has not dabbled in it again! She believes that night cursed her and the people who were there doing it as well.  
      I have everything there except the christmas pudding! In having said that i have never tried it so i shouldn't knock it.
But i think a nice white pudding would top that off!
Bring on the brown sauce!!!!  
      Fair point the white stuff is a usual give away but....
I am sure i read years ago that a male can create the white stuff and yet still not manage to have an orgasm! (I was half pissed at the time!).
But in my experience if there is white stuff then there is an orgasm included.  
      I use the C word very frequently!! Yes i know i shouldnt but.. 
In my area it's considered not that bad a word almost everyone in my workplace uses it! Half the time i dont think they know that they are using it!
But it's not as offensive up here as it is down south.  
      Well done folks on a cracking job!
It is totally amazing!