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staffy1981
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Dont worry about the aggressive females on here , we can take em guys :-)

You been on the rambo pills recently?
lol
Quote by deancannock
All the ladies on here are sweet and lovely.
smile

I am inclined to agree with Zootle on this one.
As usual u hit the nail on the head.
Bloody creeps !!!!!
Take that back honourable sir or else....
:boxing: duel
TBH i prefer handbags at dawn or a competition of who can down the fastest pint!
lol
Quote by zootle
All the ladies on here are sweet and lovely.
smile

I am inclined to agree with Zootle on this one.
As usual u hit the nail on the head.
Yep
One very brave little soldier!!
Wonder how long it is before people get their hands on him?
lol
There are a couple of people that i would like to try and do things to!
But fantasies they will have to remain i am afraid.
Sorry vix
Do i get another chance?
How about i have not long finished a 13hr shift and i am flucked?
Quote by VenusnMars
*sigh*
That`s just a cross we superior intellectuals have to bear.... :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Yeah go on rub it in cos i am having a blonde moment! Lol
Quote by Vix
Just trying to soothe our burning consciences Jags. :lol2:
Venusxxx

Nope. Lost me there.
You have all lost me here!
:laughabove: :laughabove:
I could ask one of the drivers when the come into my work 2moro if u want? Lol
But having showered in truck stops all over the country when i was a kid (my dad was a lorry driver) i dont remember seeing any men with spots on their bums!!
Sorry
Hi there
Where do u get the humpin hippo from?
I am looking for a change of avatar any other suggestions?
Gratefully welcomed folks
As long as they are nice!!
Yep listen to the words of wisdom from flapjackboy.
I have seen many a post taken to pieces!
But i have not done it myself though
Oh and welcome to SH.
Speaking of bovine.....I have seen this and thought that other people migh find it as amusing as i did.
Have fun folks.

Oh i forgot u need to go to the number 2 mirror.
I have been curious about it and i asked my cousin about it and she told me.......
That when she was about the same age as my mother her and a couple of friends did it (they were young at the time) for a laugh! After they done it one of her friends died in a car crash, my mother who was there as the time at a later date gave birth to my brother (who died within minutes!), a family member of one of the other people who did it also died and when she gave birth to her third child (she felt a strange spirit around her!) the child was born with a whole host of problems from autism to epilepsy!
Now she is a firm believer in the paranormal and since the night she done that board has not dabbled in it again! She believes that night cursed her and the people who were there doing it as well.
I have everything there except the christmas pudding! In having said that i have never tried it so i shouldn't knock it.
But i think a nice white pudding would top that off!
Bring on the brown sauce!!!!
Quote by Silk and Big G
Feeling left out , it seems were the only ones who havent seen Libras pants !

Ur not the only one's not to have seen them!
But it is a good excuse! (Not)
Fair point the white stuff is a usual give away but....
I am sure i read years ago that a male can create the white stuff and yet still not manage to have an orgasm! (I was half pissed at the time!).
But in my experience if there is white stuff then there is an orgasm included.
I use the C word very frequently!! Yes i know i shouldnt but..
In my area it's considered not that bad a word almost everyone in my workplace uses it! Half the time i dont think they know that they are using it!
But it's not as offensive up here as it is down south.
Quote by Lil_Bunny
My trousers are a bit looser too biggrin
Can I have a spanking?
LOL :twisted:

More than happy to oblidge! :twisted:
Here u go....
smackbottom
Quote by redstilletto
:rascal:
were nt me
but hey i dont mind the spank ................
:twisted:

One spanking coming up........
smackbottom
Quote by wildwilly
I heard a good way to give oral is to hum the theme tune to "The Great Escape"
presumably whilst you have your lips pressed against the ladies clit, not just whilst
standing around looking at it :shock:

So thats what i been doing wrong!
D'oh
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Now Libra you should know not to make any offers like this when im around. I'll have mr Naughty drop me off in a few hours! :twisted:

Wait in line please!
:twisted: