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Quote by blooxxx

Look Blooo you know I am a big bragger okay and theres been complaints from muds and woman I have tied to my bed

Don't worry. We've forgiven you. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: rolleyes :roll: :roll: women always changing what I say so they can have their wicked way again with me. Now just remember theres another munch coming up and I will be verifying all you women okay cool 8-) 8-) :lol: :lol: wink
llok verification is dead okay. Only I can bring it back okay and thats gonna only be with a bj okay cool lol :lol:
Quote by TvJudy

Just to be clear who has to say they have not shagged who? Is this only open to virgins or only to swinging virgins?
After all getting everyone in front of sarge for a proper examination may take a lot of time with our 40,000 members, we would have to be sure you see. Maybe a polygraph would be a good investment?

I think vestal virgins would count. I think a mass un-verification where everyone swears that they've never shagged anyone else, in front of an icon of the Sarge should do it. Of the 40,000 members,39,500 are single guys and they never turn up, so hold back on the catering. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now stop trying to ge me flustered!
TV Judy I love you okay in a northern sort of way okay
Quote by TvJudy

In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight... biggrin I'm sure he didn't mean to shout did you Stevie giggie.. smile

You're right. He did seem a bit tiddly when I went over to Backbum tonight. He had promised me that he was a bit bigger wink , but hey, a girl's got to take what's on offer. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Some parts of him are bigger than they were before anyway. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Look Blooo you know I am a big blogger okay and theres been no complaints ever from muds and woman I have tied to my bed
You leave a woman tied to your bed, there is laws against that sort of thing you know
TV Judy look they are untied to cook for me okay what more do they need ffs then I give them a boggering - what more can they ask for :shock: :shock:
Quote by blooxxx

In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight... biggrin I'm sure he didn't mean to shout did you Stevie giggie.. smile

You're right. He did seem a bit tiddly when I went over to Backbum tonight. He had promised me that he was a bit bigger wink , but hey, a girl's got to take what's on offer. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Some parts of him are bigger than they were before anyway. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Look Blooo you know I am a big blogger okay and theres been no complaints ever from muds and woman I have tied to my bed
Quote by MrsFC

Nice aRSE mIZARIA IS IT MINE TONIGHT :P :P :P

No need to shout matey. We're not deaf. mad :x :x :x
In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight... biggrin I'm sure he didn't mean to shout did you Stevie giggie.. smile
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mrs FC as a mud I never shout xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by MIZARIA
MIZARIA nice arse
Have you got MSN?
rolleyes
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JGGL

Everyone says I have a nice arse...but flattery will get you no where JGGL.
Nice aRSE mIZARIA IS IT MINE TONIGHT :P :P :P
Of course, Stevegiggybums! But I'm not a swinger if you must know. Just because I have a nice arse on my avartar doesn't mean I'm looking for sex!
Look Mizaria what you on her for ffs if not to get in my bed :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by MIZARIA
MIZARIA nice arse
Have you got MSN?
rolleyes
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JGGL

Everyone says I have a nice arse...but flattery will get you no where JGGL.
Nice aRSE mIZARIA IS IT MINE TONIGHT :P :P :P
Quote by blooxxx
Look I am the northernest bloke in here okay what are you all on - hey I love all women and you knolw they all love me okay - its us northern humour that gets them every time cool :twisted: lol :lol:

Err ok steve... whatever you say mate loon rolleyes :roll: :roll: confused :? :?
Forgive him sarge. He's not feeling himself at the moment since I saw to his back passageway. You know I don't think anyone had been in there for a while...it was filthy. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Despite all his big talk he wasn't up to giving me a seeing to after that I can tell you. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You know you got your biggest strap one ready for me Blooo and it didnt get near me I only like the women in here :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by The Sarge
Has he had a sex change then and not told us?? dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: confused :? :? :? :?

Look I am the northernest bloke in here okay what are you all on - hey I love all women and you knolw they all love me okay - its us northern humour that gets them every time cool :twisted: lol :lol:
Quote by blooxxx
I really hope that you have a safe house to hide in once this ball is over cause once steveg catches up with you it wont be a pretty sight :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

But that is Steveg. Is't it????
rolleyes
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JGGL
Of course it is, but there was an impostor wink in the chat room grumbling about a reputation being in tatters and making loosely veiled threats. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
whose making threat :shock: :shock: :shock: pm me and I will make sure they are deactivated okay
Quote by The Sarge
dont think luminous nose is my biggest northern asset Blue. You know me always straight to the point and give me women a good seeing too - oh after they have cleaned the house wink

I really hope that you have a safe house to hide in once this ball is over cause once steveg catches up with you it wont be a pretty sight :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Look I dontknow who this steveg fella is I am Mr northern okay :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: cool lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by blooxxx

woooh there blue my dong will fill the whole room :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol:

Would that be the dong with the luminous nose? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'll put some colour in your cheeks anyway. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
dont think luminous nose is my biggest northern asset Blue. You know me always straight to the point and give me women a good seeing too - oh after they have cleaned the house wink
Quote by blooxxx

want a shag blooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Is the pope a Catholic? But I'm not sure you would survive big boy. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
woooh there blue my dong will fill the whole room :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Misippus1669
If you want to come and feel your way around misippus1669 feel free wink :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol:
blooxxx I know your game... You're after my wallet again aren't you :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just getting the car keys and i'll be on my way - 3 spaces free if any girls want picking up along the way
yer not having my women okay!!! Down to 15 tonight as it is :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
Quote by blooxxx

Why would we disturb the GFZ?? dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: confused :? :? :?

Well with your dodgy legs and bad back you might just grunt a bit when you're down there. wink
want a shag blooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by steveg_nw
I do believe that the 8 hours is mine stevegiggy as I said it first :rude: :rude: :rude: lol :lol: :lol:

Er Sarge now lets think about this okay. I am more northern than you have more women than you and have biggest dong in the world. Whats your beaf :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You are in sooooooooo much trouble when I get my hands on you!
Steve
Oi whose imitating me in here!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by The Sarge
I do believe that the 8 hours is mine stevegiggy as I said it first :rude: :rude: :rude: lol :lol: :lol:

Er Sarge now lets think about this okay. I am more northern than you have more women than you and have biggest dong in the world. Whats your beaf :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
You callin me a freak dude, one o dem slackjaw'd yokalz. why you dissin me is it coz i am da bomd, da real bootie, da biz, da hot stuff. Yeh I seenin green in ya eye. All I wanna do is hang wid dudes I can dig n dig me too but you dudes dont give me a break.

wow........ wind it in an lax babe, I aint dissin ya none just puttin the view on yer kin is all
Talk to the Hand

Get yer hand down ere Mizz A then youll be allowed yer 8 hours. Just being reasonable bloke okay rolleyes :roll:
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
You callin me a freak dude, one o dem slackjaw'd yokalz. why you dissin me is it coz i am da bomd, da real bootie, da biz, da hot stuff. Yeh I seenin green in ya eye. All I wanna do is hang wid dudes I can dig n dig me too but you dudes dont give me a break.

Ill break you in later MissA but you yer have to get yer arse out first and bend down and blow but I need me tea now cool 8-)
Quote by blooxxx

hey coz you dudez iz talkin nice to me I'll do it 4 ya. gimmi 5 to get a pic.

I'll give you 8 wink :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Blooxxxxx yer aint kicking er okay thats my job with the women cool 8-) lol
Quote by Libra-Love

Oh my feck its Bouncy Beyonce!

Come on give her a break. She's quite sweet in a Mrs Potatoe Head kinda way
:giggle:
She'll be sweeter once she had some northern mud wink
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Are you cats doing one of them nakid calendar thingz. Cool dudes I know you will want me coss I am da real bootie.

You need me to measure yer up first okay - so get them out cool 8-) lol :lol:
Quote by JGL
this is really bugging me now..
for the life of me i can't think whos doing me!! (no puns)
at first i thought it Was Dawn Mids... but now i've not got a clue.
and stop ripping the mick out of the calender!...
JGL

Well mate I aint doing you so who are you doing :shock: :shock: :shock: lol oh and thats a manly northern joke
Quote by Dawn_Mids
stevegiggy you still into taking people up the chunder box then?
:giggle:
Dawn :silly:

Thats not a northern word Dawn and thats no way to talk to another mud on ere - now show me yer rings wink
Quote by Big_G
I`m not sure we could compete with the competition. People are flocking, and there`s a ten female limit confused
Steve, I`m not so sure this is the time or the place to expose our ardent desire for each other.
(Later hun wink)
G

Just making sure its Silk Im talking to :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink:
Just send me all your bum pics - I need more bums okay - you know its done for you not me :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Big_G

Go find him in the Dogging section. He's the nice modest surrey single male :lol2:

Indeed. I`m blowing off the photo shoot tonight, just so that I can make Silk gag on it.....
after she`s done my washing and cooked my dinner of course. smile
G
cum up ere silk yer know yer gagging for me wink
Quote by Libra-Love
Now I now up north in backbum things are a bit different here. Tend to get 20 women for one man and thats okay but I want more - the house needs cleaning okay and me tea needs cooking okay bloody ell where the remote

Are you related to doggingtiger by any chance? rotflmao
Now young lady I am the chocolate mod on ere okay so dont mess with me except in me bed okay and thats if theres room on left side half way down. Oh can you make it first
Now I now up north in backbum things are a bit different here. Tend to get 20 women for one man and thats okay but I want more - the house needs cleaning okay and me tea needs cooking okay bloody ell where the remote