Helps me break the ice by being able to have a joke as my first post...
Two dwarves are out on the town and decide to pick up a couple of prostitutes and take them back to their hotel.
Back at the hotel they go into their rooms withe the women. Unfortunately the first dwarf cant get a hard on no matter what the woman does to himand spends the night depressed. His humour isn't helped by the fact that all he can hear from his friend's room next door is his friend shouting "One, two, three ugghhh" all night long.
The first dwarf is downtairs at breakfast the following day when his friend joins him.
"How was it?", asked the second dwarf.
"Feckin awful!", said the first. "I couldn't get a hard on all night!"
"You think that is depressing", said the second dwarf.."I couldn't even get on the bleedin bed!"
