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It was S's Xmas bash last night . Apart from the office lech trying to snog her face off and having a good feel of her arse , it was a very tame affair . The one she wanted , and apparently about 10 of the other girls , was kept on a very tight reign by an absoulte minger of a partner. It was the first time partners had been invited , and they were all wondering what a good looking guy was doing with in the words of one ' Paul Burrell in a wig'
S's works do tomorrow night . This year partners have been invited , as last year , so a few stories go , one or two things went on 
, and the management don't want a repeat , and think partners might be a bit of a deterant. Last year there was no way S would have got involved in anything untoward , but a years worth of visiting this site has certainly loosened her inhibitions and who knows . Certainly wetted my appeitite , and from not looking forward to going , all of a sudden all sorts of things are going though my mind.
My questions are , has anyone stories of goings on , or embarrassing moments that you've later regretted (or Not).
, and the management don't want a repeat , and think partners might be a bit of a deterant. Last year there was no way S would have got involved in anything untoward , but a years worth of visiting this site has certainly loosened her inhibitions and who knows . Certainly wetted my appeitite , and from not looking forward to going , all of a sudden all sorts of things are going though my mind. My questions are , has anyone stories of goings on , or embarrassing moments that you've later regretted (or Not).
. But then i guess i'm not the one wearing them .Sara went shopping very early at our local Tesco a couple of Saturdays ago . As it's her (our) pride and joy , she always tries to park it away from other cars . At that time of the morning there were obviously plenty of spaces .She came out to find one of the rear doors completley caved in . £950 worth of damage .
Thanks guys n gals , mind blowing replys to someone who's rubbish with all this modern technology . 
This may sound a really stupid question , but hear goes . Can you download using Windows ME to an i pod , or does it have to be from an apple mac operating system ? .
Don't all laugh , told you it was a stupid question .
This may sound a really stupid question , but hear goes . Can you download using Windows ME to an i pod , or does it have to be from an apple mac operating system ? .
Don't all laugh , told you it was a stupid question .
As the saying says 'Manners Maketh The Man' .
We've always impressed on our 3 the importance of saying 'please and thank you' , and to their credit they never forget. It gives you a nice glow when they hold a door open for an OAP and the person says 'What a charming young man' or 'thank you young lady' . It backs up what i always tell them 'that manners cost nothing' .
'Manners' i think are making a comeback in the youth of today , although i do believe it must have skipped a generation because it really irks me when the kids or i hold a door open for , say a forty something , who bowls though the door totally ignoring whoever holding it for them . When i'm own my own i always sarcastically say a loud 'Thank You' just to embarrass them . Although if the kids were present and i said it , would that make me bad mannered ?
We've always impressed on our 3 the importance of saying 'please and thank you' , and to their credit they never forget. It gives you a nice glow when they hold a door open for an OAP and the person says 'What a charming young man' or 'thank you young lady' . It backs up what i always tell them 'that manners cost nothing' .
'Manners' i think are making a comeback in the youth of today , although i do believe it must have skipped a generation because it really irks me when the kids or i hold a door open for , say a forty something , who bowls though the door totally ignoring whoever holding it for them . When i'm own my own i always sarcastically say a loud 'Thank You' just to embarrass them . Although if the kids were present and i said it , would that make me bad mannered ?
There is more to a relationship than just sex , as i'm sure everyone agrees .
Did anybody watch 'Blackpool' tonight ? . It was something that 'Natalie' said about guys '' liking the chase of a fantasy , and when it comes to it , that's all it is''
Got me thinking , sorry i havn't worded this thread correctly . A bit to thought provoking for this time of night .
Sorry Ladies and Gentlemen
Did anybody watch 'Blackpool' tonight ? . It was something that 'Natalie' said about guys '' liking the chase of a fantasy , and when it comes to it , that's all it is''
Got me thinking , sorry i havn't worded this thread correctly . A bit to thought provoking for this time of night .
Sorry Ladies and Gentlemen
I always read our local paper to keep apace with local and international news , and around Feb , March each year someone always writes to the Letters page , claiming they've heard the first cuckoo of the year .
Well i'm sure i've heard one in the Cafe . I thought heard it in here yesterday but wasn't sure , but ive heard it again this morning and its definatley a cuckoo. Now it's a recent arrival so it hasn't flown south , therefore it's still here . The first cuckoo in the Swinging Heaven Cafe
Well i'm sure i've heard one in the Cafe . I thought heard it in here yesterday but wasn't sure , but ive heard it again this morning and its definatley a cuckoo. Now it's a recent arrival so it hasn't flown south , therefore it's still here . The first cuckoo in the Swinging Heaven Cafe
I was ' snipped' recently , and one of the reasons was that it would improve our sex life . I suggested to Sara (jokingly) that she should have the 'tighten' done ,and improve it even further . ' Not a bloody chance , i'm tight enough as it is thank you , and anyway ,............ i can't go 8 weeks without sex ! .
Good old girl
Never mind , thats another thing crossed of the Xmas list
Good old girl
Never mind , thats another thing crossed of the Xmas list
Anybody watching 'This Morning' yesterday when they featured an item on the latest cosmetic surgery 'fad' , vagina tightening . According to the surgeon , it was a very simple and straightforward procedure , and for the pleasure of doing the op would only set you back about 3 grand.
Question is , how many ladies on this site need it ? , and how many would go through with it ?
Question is , how many ladies on this site need it ? , and how many would go through with it ?
Very sad news indeed. As an earlier poster says 'it's part of your youth gone' . He always gave 110% on the football field and was a good role model of it . Was involved with numerous charities and had time for everyone . Some of todays 'stars' :!: should take note of the example he set.
R. I. P
R. I. P
