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In our courting days my old man used to let me borrow his flash company car . In those days it was a Vauxhall Cavalier SRI and it used to have those horrible acrilyic seats . Used to get the worst knee and elbow burns imaginable , and then the biggest electric shock when you got out and changed seats .
A couple of times we got 'interupted' by blokes looking in . Thinking about it now was it l called dogging about 20years ago ?
Obviously not lol
up ya arse , n up ya arse , stick the blue flag up ya arse :lol:
....................if so , i heard something last week which i found hard to believe , but as a supporter of another side , ........................very amusing lol :lol: .
Some very amusing terrace chants could be heard wherever Chelsea play this winter :lol: :lol: :lol:
pmt :!: ..............nahhh .........never heard of it..................what is it confused:
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Says he , living in a house with a wife and two teenage girls . There's about 3 tranquil days a month !!!
Toilets .............Orlando Airport .............. . Anyone who has been to America will know toilet cubicles in the States are not like the cubicles over here . For a start , they're clean ! , they're not very high , and they've got big gaps all the way round !!! . But... when you're finishing your honeymoon , a mans gotta do , what a mans gotta do .
pre kids , pre 9/11, the consquences of being caught in this day and age don't bear thinking about !!
Hi Jaky ,
I'm sure your boobs looked great even before the op..
Any chance of a couple before/after pics , so we can judge for ourselves wink
When we were still courting !..............many years ago , Saras mum came home an hour early . Walked into the living room to find her daughter moaning like a goodun as i took her doggy style .'''Ooooooooo Sara ...........................i thought that was the dog'' . Once i stopped laughing , i was crimson with embarassment . It took me months to look my mother-in-law to be in the eye again.
It still causes much amusement about 20 years on
We had a waterbed for about 14 years until recently . Excellent in winter , you just turn the therostat up .Lovely and cool in summer , turn the thermostat down. As for the 'mechanics' of them . Depending on how many 'baffles' ( big plastics discs) in the mattress , determines how wobbly they are . To sleep in , a waterbed is excellent . they mould round you and support your back nicely . As for having sex on them , i think they're very overated.
Vix , if you know her , and she has a sister , send her over !! wink
So there i was this lunchtime , in a hurry as usual . I'd been given my shopping list of 'essentials' to get before the main shop of the week tomorrow . Time was against me and i'd whizzed round Tescos and found myself in the 10 items and less queue . I was 3rd in line ,an 'old granny' was being 'checked out' at the cash desk and the woman in front of me had a hand basket full to the brim . 'theres more than 10 items in there i thought' . Being a little fraught and tense after being pissed around at work all morning , i muttered something not quite under my breath , she obviously heard what i'd said 'cos she turned round and smiled apologetically. Well she was stunning and my few moments in the queue were about to get better . Looking up i mumbled something like 'Don't worry it's 15 items now' As she packed her bags a couple of items fell out . She bent over to pick them up , allowing her top to ride up and to reveal poking up from the top of her jeans , one of the sexiest thongs i've ever seen . It was one of those string of pearls ones . Now i've bought Sara one of those and basically thats all it is , a sting of pearls all the way round .Totally impractical and according to Sara 'not in the least comfortable . She only wears it very , very occasionally Well i couldn't take my eyes of her and in hindsight she knew i was watching 'cos she did it a couple more times as she took her time packing her bags . She disappeared out of the store and i made my way though the checkout thinking of what i'd just scene and all of sudden i felt a lot better . Walking back to the car across the car park , a car slowed down along side me and the window came down . It was my 'thong lady' ' I hope the wait was worth it' and then sped off . Filthy bitch i thought , worth it , i'll volunteer for shopping duties anytime. biggrin
Purley an observation on our part , but with all the talk of people leaving the Forum/Cafe how much of this is a result of people actually meeting others face to face at munches , and the reality not meeting expectations . As a result , peoples emotions are stirred up and people question this 'life style'.
I am not suggesting this is the case in every instance , or a slight on any peoples , but sitting behind the safety of a computer screen is a lot different to meeting people in the flesh. confused:
2 out of 3 went back this morning . The other reckons 6th form is not for her and hasn't gone today . I've got to learn to kick her of the computer before she finds anything to interesting ! wink
Sara is out on a girly night out . She'll be home in the next 2 hours , randy as hell and wanting a thorough seeing to . The thought of it has given me a raging hard on all evening . Gonna go and knock one out before she gets home , just to take the edge off !! wink
What's the difference between my lovely wife and a bowling ball ?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball ..............................boom......boom lol
The old ones are the best . She does'nt mind this one told against her , it's a favourite biggrin :D
'av a good night wink
Apologies to Eurphoia , Wells-next-the-sea , Norfolk . Read the reviews oon the Clubs & Parties page . Could do with one in South Norfolk , North Suffolk .
None that we know of in Norfolk/Suffolk . Gonna' win the lottery and open one !!!!!!!
And i thought Mondays was a good night on the telly . 2 Episodes of Corrie , Eastenders and my favourite Spoooooooooooooks smile
Great News on the long road to recovery . Please keep us posted xx
Whats that smell ? ..............it's you , ya dirty bugger
:fuckinghell: ..................................................................that was some trip lol
Yep , certainly need help . would certainly help . Just over 4 hours , a record for me ! wink
Can't feel my legs , my arse is all tingly , my right wrist is numb and my elbow is locked at 90 degrees . What have i been up to ? lol