Quote by kinki2some
Thanks x we shall sit and wait x
You welcome.
Dxx
ps Sit and wait for what exactly???
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Quote by kinki2some
Hi we are new to the scene and are looking for a party in the surry/kent area soon. We are not in to swopping partners but would like to meet another girl and would like to watch and be watched if you can tell us how to go about this or would like to invite us please email us at lickable_ As i say we are new to this so please help us out. Thanks xx
Mu suggestion would be to have a peruse of the 'Lets Meet Up' post and see if there's anything that might be suitable for you guys.
If you cant be bothered to do that you could always click here
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/25898.html
Dxxx
Quote by surreycouple2003
Good afternoon
Shameless bump to attract the attention of all you lovely ladies and gentleman who may be perusing the forum pages on this very wet and slightly snowy saturday afternoon.
Look forward to hearing from you.......
Dxxx
I really am a cheeky young man.........!!!
Dxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Unfortunately, citing Swinging as your religion under "Other - Please Specify" on the census form only gets it recognised to the extent of possibly having its own little tickbox on subsequent census forms, as was attempted with "Jedi". It does not have any other impact, in particular it does not force Parliament or any other authority to recognise it as a bona fide religion.
Sorry.
Who cares - just as long as I get to be High Priest and flounce around in big flowing robes..........
Dxxxx
Quote by JudyTV
Hi ya Tee hee
Stand by for the burning of Judy .
Regarding them two, especially him I don't particularly give a flying one, he is a homophobic and transphobic prick....oops . Naughty Judy . But it had to said, he set himself up for that one.
Judy
Thats hilarious!!!
Even I wasnt a Bi-Sexual Guy who has had sexual encounters with Transexuals it would still be hilarious.
Guess thats just your unique style of open-mindedness again Judy....
Oh well...
Dxxxx
Quote by skegnessswingers
what we need is to get enough of us together and register swinging with the British government as a Religion.
OK, when you have all stopped laughing, think about it again. As a religious minority, we would be protected from persecution by the public and the media, we could probably get grants to open places of worship ( swingers clubs to you or me.... ), we could get time off work to attend parties and munches on religious grounds, we would be within our rights to canvass door to door looking for converts....
In that case I want be a High Priest and wear extravagant robes and a extremely large head peice.......
I will also be looking for volunteers to be my priestess's and hand maidens....
Dxxx
Quote by Flavio12000
just wondering why some people have munches that they deem exclusive
I thought a munch was supposed to be open to all interested in the scene, who respect behavioural codes etc, have pm'ed in interest to munches but have not been replied to.
You think munches are exclusive????
You ought to try getting into one of our parties........
Now thats exclusive..........
Dxx
Quote by xxdevil69
:shock: Fuck no!
Sick in a kinky/pervy kind of way.
So you have a fetish for emetophilia?
Quote by Elissamay
Ewwwww.
Nope! I have a fetish for sex in general i think
Dont lie.
I've seen you hanging around farmyards just waiting for an opportunity to go and be sick on a cows arse whilst pulling hard on your nipples........
Dxxx
Quote by chick0074
Nice to hear from you (and your Strap-on!!)
Love to have you and Rich join us.
So how big is that Strap-On of yours...????? :twisted:
Dxxx
Well I do have a "special " one that the ladies love, but most guys can't take! But I'll be bringing the standard issue.
Actually the issue is not so much the size of the "piece" that counts - it's the quality of the"straps" that keep it in place. Anyone that's been there will know what I mean!
Anyone that doesn't - male or female - can find out next Sat. Oh yes!
Rachel
I am assuming yours has good quality straps?????? :twisted:
Dxx
Quote by Heather
... and if you DO get that pic down to size, make sure it features only YOU and not your guests or you may find yourself on the wrong end of a ban.
oops...
Thanks for the Heads-Up Heather.
Actually it only features our guests..!!! :shock:
The people in the pics have ok'ed its use on our party ad - the pic has had all faces etc covered.
Will that still get us banned?
Dxxx
Ow Do!!!
I want pop a pic from our last party up on our Party advert in the Photo Ads section.
Unfortunately it is well over the 50k limit.
If someone could point in the right direction to get this issue sorted you will be rewarded with a truly lovely pic of some truly lovely people getting down to some seriously hot action.
Cheers!!!
Dxxx
ps I am still really hungover and it appears that I am getting worse - all sympathy & attention gratefully received.
I want pop a pic from our last party up on our Party advert in the Photo Ads section.
Unfortunately it is well over the 50k limit.
If someone could point in the right direction to get this issue sorted you will be rewarded with a truly lovely pic of some truly lovely people getting down to some seriously hot action.
Cheers!!!
Dxxx
ps I am still really hungover and it appears that I am getting worse - all sympathy & attention gratefully received.
Quote by Elissamay
Roger - your tagline is class!
*especially on a school night.
Hi tag line is class on a school night.....????
Jay Sus, you are hung over!!
Dxx
ps Actually I am also hungover - in fact very hungover (I was playing the very same drinking game, although I was marginally better at it) I would also like some attention and hugs and stuff with nice emoticons after it.......
Quote by AndyS-NE
I personally think the whole post was an oppurtunity for him to suggest he has a big dick.
I bet he's not married and is pretty socially inept.
Sorry in a shit mood. But the title of the Thread is all about drawing nowt to do with his "wife" / relationship troubles
Call me a cynical yet good looking and charming young man but the very same thought had crossed my mind.......
Dxxx
Quote by Halyard
After thinking long, hard and deep about it I come to the conclusion that this site has a great deal of the aestheic about it and want to keep it that way. And if that means keeping the undesirables at bay then I think it worth while to give it my undivided attention.
Me too - in fact I pride myself on the amount of ads I report.
If there was a leader board for successful reports of 'improper ads' I can safely say that I would be in the top 1000!!
Quote by Halyard
However, if there was a more interesting problem, like a gorgeous lady wanting attention, then this would never have come to light.
Amen to that.
Dxxx
Quote by GenHertsCpl
....hubby and I always eye up the same females ??
We were at the Anastacia concert (whos absolutely gorg i might add) on Tuesday, loadssssss of females (and lesbians) and hubby would turn to me and say look at her and id have already spotted her!!
Anyone other bi cpls out there like us?
I have a theory and this kind of falls into the boundaries of that theory (btw I am being serious now)
Our main reason for being on this planet is to reproduce - ie pass on our genes.
If the person we choose to pass on our genes with look similar to ourselves then the likely hood that the offspring will resemble us is increased.
Therefore we are likely to find people attractive if they resemble us in certain ways.
This could be the reason you both found the same people attractive.
Dxxx
Quote by Halyard
Thanks for the effort Mal, now perhaps I can get my paper finished for a conference next week....
What?
The potential scam was weighing so heavily on your mind you were unable to finish a paper..???
Unless of course you are refering to the crossword in the News of the World - which can be a right bugger sometimes....!!
Dxxx
Quote by xxdevil69
*tries to tempt surreycouple2003 back by flashing her boobs and winking seductively*hwoar:
Sorry Miss Devil but I am a flouncer of my word.
Not even a flash of your sumptuous yet pert yet full yet firm boobs will be enough to make me return to this thread (which I have not).
But I am open to further bribing....
Dxxx
Well I give up... no-one's ever refused my breasts before!!! :shock:
Miss Devil....
Please dont be upset - it has nothing to do with your sumptuous yet pert yet full yet firm boobs......
Its question of flounce ethics - do you honestly think anyone would take me seriously if I flounced off and then flounced back in again willy nilly.....
Dxxxx
