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Quote by Happy Cats
I'd prefer it if you fecked off!
But thats just me and i'm entitled to that view
wink wink

I already have - I flounced out of here 8 weeks ago and I havent come back since.
wink
Dxxx
Quote by xxdevil69
*tries to tempt surreycouple2003 back by flashing her boobs and winking seductively* sillyhwoar:

Sorry Miss Devil but I am a flouncer of my word.
Not even a flash of your sumptuous yet pert yet full yet firm boobs will be enough to make me return to this thread (which I have not).
But I am open to further bribing.... wink
Dxxx
Quote by Elissamay
oh do fuck off......

And how should I fuck off oh great one?
lol lol lol
With the intention of coming back of course!!!
Absolutely - whats the point of fucking off (see flounce thread) if you dont do it with passion, style and pizzaz darling..... wink
Dxxx
Quote by Elissamay
What do you mean fuck off? That hurts my feelings.
Just bacause I might need to be told to fuck off, does that mean its ok for you to tell me to fuck off?

Sorry.
Got carried away with the whole thing about opinions and stuff and open forums and feeling and stuff and etc and blahdy blah blah.........
For a moment then I forgot that there was a computer at the end of your person.
Wont happen again.
wink wink wink
Dxxxx
Quote by Elissamay
Yes, but what if someone else has already verified it as a flounce?
What then?
Eh?
Eh?

oh do fuck off......
Quote by fruity1976
Just wanted to say hi all and hope all are well but Im buggering off for a few days (not literally!)

If you think you can jump on the wannabee flounce band-wagon with a post like that you are very much mistaken.
That does not count as a flounce and I want it officially verified as such.
So there.
wink
Dxxx
Quote by bluexxx
So all this verification nonsense is basically to hand-hold newbies with self-confidence issues..???
Dxx

If someone is sooooo lacking in self confidence, maybe they are not yet ready to play... so actually the people with the + (under this system) are not the ones they should be talking to!!!!
But as everyone with no + is an unknown entity, how do they know who the hell to turn to.... jeeez.... perhaps they'd be forced to use their own judgement :shock: - and if that were the case, the system actually means nothing! As we tell people on the forum.... the best way to get to know people and the scene is to attend munches - to chat with real people in real life..... without a bloody + in sight! confused confused confused
My sentiments exactly - however I was scared to say that in open forum in case my opinion wasnt wanted...!!!
Dxxx
Quote by ukbigstu
Now she decides that my dick is too big for her

So size does matter..!!! wink
Quote by ukbigstu
However, being the kind caring person I am.....

You post an ad in the 'men seekeing women' section - I assume your nearest and dearest knows??
Dxxx
Quote by Mister_Discreet
I hope you won't think worse of me if I perhaps hint that you might, just, in some small way, be a teensy-weeny little bit more self-confident than the average chatroom newibe? wink

So all this verification nonsense is basically to hand-hold newbies with self-confidence issues..???
Dxx
Quote by Happy Cats
Surreycouple, I have never been more outraged in all my life ffs!!!!!!!
Well that’s it I’m taking the plunge and flouncing out as well! We’ve discussed it and Mrs HC is in total agreement and fully believes it will enhance our relationship.
I know what you are thinking…… he wont be back, but its fecking true! Sorry to get a bit emotional but I really need to get my head together and prioritise my life.
You might think that this is a way of avoiding attention but I can assure you its not!
I am now a fully fledged, soon to be verified flouncer!!

Oh your outraged are you????? Well your not as outraged as me.
And if your going to get verified for your flouncing then I'm going to get verified first and I intend to get more verified.
And for the record I have not come back (to this thread only) I have just put a post on here cos someone notified me that there was something in this thread (that I have left) that it might be worth me coming back (although I have not) to argue about (although its not an argument cos everyone is entitled to their own opinion - even if its wrong).
Ok
wink
Dxx
Quote by zootle
Yup, had a few of these myself.
They go stright in the bin.

You've had a few 10ft Penises....???
And you put them in the bin???? wink
Quote by Halyard
Is beginning to look like a pretty big can of worms to me...

Well its not really is it....... confused
Dxxx
Quote by Happy Cats
I don't believe you!!!
Afterall I dont know whether you have flounced consentually previously. Wheres the proof, have you flounced before? From what and whom??
I think you are a flounce wannabee and they are the lowest of the low

My Dearest Happy Cat
Unfortunately I am not able to respond to your accusations of my wannabee flouncing due to the fact that I have flounced off (from this thread only...!!!) and will not return, ever, and I mean it this time, for good.
I hope you understand my motives for flouncing off (from this thread only) and I want you to know that I will miss you but due to my ethics I just cannot be a part of this (thread only) anymore.
wink wink
Dxxxx
(ps this is my inagural - is that how you spell inagural??- flounce. TBH I wish I tried it ages ago, its quite good fun!!!!)
Quote by poniella
Morning all!
Just wanted to introduce myself as one of your newest members. I'm Toni and I live in Guildford, Surrey with my chap, Tris. We're in our early twenties and we've never done anything like this before!
We're actually looking for ladies to play with me, but one day we might graduate to the dizzy heights of fabulous parties and clubs (we're a tad broke for that until I finish studying!).
This looks like a really friendly site and it's really helped put me at ease about this whole new adventure. Fingers crossed, I'll find me a pretty girl!
Toni x

Hello there Toni & Tris
You guys are very, very local to us.
We are quite sure that you will be able to find what you are looking for here!!! wink
D&Mxxx
I've been having a bit of a further look around and have decided that I really dont care about this verification.
I have also decided that I do not wish to be verified.
And on that note I have decied to flounce out of this thread and wont come back.....
Unless I see something that tempts me to come back.....
And then I really really will flounce off......for good this time (but just from this thread)
Unless.....
wink wink wink
Dxxxx
Verification......
I have read the first page of this thread and very little else - so I am unaware of the content of the vast forest of comments and opinions that adorne the 28 pages in between.
From what I did read on the 1st page I feel that Verification is a bit like communism - a nice idea but wont really work!!! wink
Unless there is a standard criteria that EVERYONE agrees on the scheme will fall flat on its face.
The scheme will need to be 'owned' by all of people in it and unless everyone believes in it, it wont work - and it would appear that not everyone believes in the scheme.
I think that as there are so many variables involved in swinging that it cant really be controlled or verified. There are no guarantees - and that kind of adds to the fun (sometimes!!!).
If you want to be involed in an underground scene - and this is still very much an underground scene - you have to take the rough with the smooth.
If that means getting blown out every once in a while then so be it.
Dxx
( I am aware that I could have gone over old ground and none of what I have said could be relevant anymore and I may have missed the point entirely and some people my not care about my opinion - but I am not wading through 29 pages!!!)
Quote by chick0074
I got your email this week so all things being equal, we'll be in Surrey that weekend so will be attending.
I'll be bringing my strap-on of course, so ladies if you've never tried it, I'll be happy to oblige.
And guys if you'e feeling adventurous - it might be your lucky night as well!
Rachel
wink

Hello there Miss Rachel.
Nice to hear from you (and your Strap-on!!)
Love to have you and Rich join us.
So how big is that Strap-On of yours...????? :twisted:
Dxxx
Quote by JudyTV

Judy
Not sure I get you....
You ask me a question - which I answer it in good faith.
Then you show me that you had already made up you mind about the question you asked me.
confused
Maybe you arent quite the openminded individual you profess to be...??
Just my opinion.
Dxxx

You are entitled to your opinion on how open minded I am. others, in fact many others have their own opinions too.
In this case you are however quite right, I had already made up my mind. It was a Rhetorical question as I am sure most people would have been aware of,however you were just trying to be smart and as in the past it doesn't impress me. If you feel the need to write on behalf of others then I have no further desire to respond, you may well feel a need to respond and have the last word here, I do not.
......just my opinion. In this particular case yours is of no importance to me nor is whether how open minded you think I am or not, I refuse to walk on glass for you.
Judy

Judy
You had already made up your mind - so you were just being abit nasty with your rhetoric - guess I'll know better next time.
I was just being honest with you about my opinion - which I thought you were asking for - only to then be told that my opinion is of no importance to you.
Guess thats just a different type of openmindedness - and one I am not familiar with.
But in a tolerant and open forum such as this you are more than entitled to your opinion.
And for the record (not that you will care as you have clearly made up your mind) I was not answering for anyone else.
The 'anyone' in question is more than capable of answering for herself.
Take care Judy
Dxxx
Quote by The Shadow
If you could have three dinner guests (dead or alive), who would they be ?

Emperor Caligula and a couple of sumptuous Roman Slave Girls.........
You work it out.
It aint pretty. :twisted:
Dxxx
Quote by JudyTV

I could be wrong, but it looks to me like the '2D' was the point being made - not the TV.
The Transgender issue has no relevance - it was the lack on insight that was being highlighted.
2D rhymes with Judy - and you call yourself Judy TV
I think it was a play on words...
Dxxx

Is this you speaking for someone else or are you assuming?
Hi Judy
That was my assumption based on what I read.
I am much too opinionated to speak for anyone else...!!!! wink
Dxxx
Apparently you just did.
Judy
...... Just my oppinion.
Judy
Not sure I get you....
You ask me a question - which I answer it in good faith.
Then you show me that you had already made up you mind about the question you asked me.
confused
Maybe you arent quite the openminded individual you profess to be...??
Just my opinion.
Dxxx
Quote by JudyTV

I could be wrong, but it looks to me like the '2D' was the point being made - not the TV.
The Transgender issue has no relevance - it was the lack on insight that was being highlighted.
2D rhymes with Judy - and you call yourself Judy TV
I think it was a play on words...
Dxxx

Is this you speaking for someone else or are you assuming?
Hi Judy
That was my assumption based on what I read.
I am much too opinionated to speak for anyone else...!!!! wink
Dxxx
Quote by JudyTV
Oh dear, JudyTV to 2D TV........Woooooooooooooo I hardly see why my Transgender (TV) has any relevance here. I didn't think my Transvestism or how I sign my gender was an issue on a tolerant and accepting site such as this. This is new ground indeed.
Judy ......dissapointed.

I could be wrong, but it looks to me like the '2D' was the point being made - not the TV.
The Transgender issue has no relevance - it was the lack on insight that was being highlighted.
2D rhymes with Judy - and you call yourself Judy TV
I think it was a play on words...
Dxxx
Quote by PoloLady
None - well none since I became addicted to the cafe :shock: , I just don't seem to have the time anymore :doh:
I knew I was missing out on something hump confused
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isnt that a bit like buying a really swanky car but then not being able to afford the fuel to drive it???? wink
Dxxx
Good Morning!!!
Just 10 days to go and we are starting to get all excited..!!! :twisted: :shock: :twisted:
There is still time to confirm your places and we can always find room for one more couple or female!!
If you would like to join us for lots of no strings and no pressure sexy fun in a truly fantastic venue just drop us an email or pm or pop a post on this thread.

See you all soon wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by frogster
Between 1400 and 1450, I think….. sounds bad, but it only works out to about 1 a week on average over my active lifetime…..

Sorry Frogster but I dont believe you.
I am assuming that you are refering to full penetrative sex (as opposed to a quick fumble of a girls breast under her wooly jumper). wink
I'm a very good looking and reasonably active young man.
And I'm probably somewhere in the 40-50 area.
1400???? nah....... confused
Dxxx
Quote by Scandal
We might even know each other!!!
I had a waterproof coat on and wellies.
Ring any bells?
Spent most nights in the Lost Vagueness Diner from about 1-4 am. Good laffx

Waterproof coats and Wellies..!!!!!!
SO IT IS YOU.....!!!!!!!!!!!
I was telling Ellissamay that it was you but she wouldnt have it..........
wink
Dxxx
Quote by Scandal

I did pop a post up just before Glastonbury this year but didnt get any solid info back.
Think we might take it upon ourselves to co-ordinate a bit of a meet at the next one... wink
Dxxx

Well in I'd deffo be up for that. Gotta be THE place to organise a meet. I spend most of my time hanging round the Healing Fields and Lost Vagueness. I mainly watch the more obscure bands.
Count me in. lol
Lost Vagueness is where we always hang out...!!!!
And it might be literally next year..!!!!! wink
Dxxx
Quote by Elissamay
Hey Reece and Vix - we didn't know you then!
Different next time...mwah hahahahaha!
Glasto Munch sounds like an hilarious idea!!
xxx

I did pop a post up just before Glastonbury this year but didnt get any solid info back.
Think we might take it upon ourselves to co-ordinate a bit of a meet at the next one... wink
Dxxx