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Quote by Elissamay
Next year........ :twisted:

On our way back from the Darkness....... wink
(appologies in advance no one else will get that!!!)
Dxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
I did put up posters, but between you and me I think some bloody bloke from Leeds went AWOL with my cat confused , and took his burning ears with him! lol
Venusxxx

A bloke from Leeds set fire to your cats ears???? :shock:
Well unless cats ears is slang for something kinky that I dont know about I think that should be reported to the RSPCA.......
wink
Dxx
Quote by Scandal
Nothink quite like it - followed by a good hour in the nudist sauna in the Healing Fields.
lol lol

Quote by Elissamay
Ooh - best not get me started on Glastonbury!! I fecking love it there... i've been every year possible since 1999!
(Happily the really muddy year was 98....)
I love the town too, been there lots.
xx

Nudist Sauna???
Why have we never found that????
Dxx
Update - Just over two weeks to go and this party is shaping up to be a good'un!!!
If its anything like the last one we will be very very happy indeed...!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Still plenty of time to get in touch if you're interested.
Either pop a post on here, or PM us or drop us an email -
See you all soon wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by northwest-cpl
We've seen it happen twice at clubs...once was 2 very near neighbours and the other was 2 brothers. We also know an uncle and niece that met but didn't see that....small world eh.
redface redface redface redface

Uncle & Niece..????
I thought you were the northwest couple - not the southwest couple!!!!!!! wink
Dxxx
Quote by gurl
Nope - i just love playing with gurls!
:twisted:

But I dont live in Surrey....................
Quote by Elissamay
Well if you really look like that i can travel!
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
Mxx

If she really looks like that - I'll drive you.....!!!!! wink
Dxxx
Quote by bluexxx
Not meaning to sound desperate here or anything.... but.......
Robbie, if you're reading PM me...... I'll dog with you
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Can you imagine.......
Robbie being Strap-on'ed by Blue......
Apparently he lives near us.
ahem.... 'APPARENTLY YOU LIVE NEAR US.............' wink
Dxxx
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
if ya were a cartoon character for a swinging meet who would ya be and what would the plus side be on ya meet, ill start i would be freddy flinstone cause i know ill make ya bed rock lol.

Not sure who I'd be - need to ponder that a little more.
But I know who I'd want to meet.....
Jessica Rabbit and the Cadburys Caramel Bunny..........
Schhhhhmokin....... wink
Dxxx
Yes indeed I am...!!!!
And thank you for noticing...... wink
However, I have just noticed that one of my many many accounts has just been supersized.
Its now a whopping 250meg!!!
Soon our party organising mayhem will be over - YAY!!!
wink
Dxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
While we're all in here laughing and whingeing and philosophising and chatting and flirting and arguing and talking bollox and escaping from 'out there' and doing whatever it is we come here for, there's a few people in the background who we tend to overlook.

What are you talking about??
Theses 'computational thingamyjigs' just sort themselves out.
Dont they...?????? wink wink
Dxxx
ps Just like to say thats a joke before I get hung,drawn,quatered and worst of all banned!!! wink
Quote by Elissamay
I have to agree with Jas - dogging's not for me - but if Robbies there - i'm in!
biggrin

Ditto that dogging coment - not nice at all.
However, if you are reading this Mr Williams..........

More than happy to send pics........
wink wink
Dxxx
Quote by sandy
It would appear that not many older folks are attracted to this site. I cannot believe that the over sixty’s are no longer sexually active?
Sandy

This chap can help
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26700.html
wink
Dxxx
Quote by hotcouple4u2
WE are in surrey and would love to attend!

Hi there
You will need to email us pic of both of you (do not need to be nude!!).
The email address is
And we cantake things from there...!!!
Speak to you soon wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by roger743
I don't know, Steve's been gone for less than a day and already the whole place has descended into a catfight without him.

We need the return of the Hallowed Interstellar Keeper of Peace and Tranquility to return.......
rolleyes
Dxxx
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
bad meets..????

My Mom always said something about not eating porky in July...
Does that count????? wink
Dxxx
Quote by Elissamay
... I have been.
biggrin

Is that because no one understands you and you feel left out...??? :cry:
wink wink
Dxxx
Quote by the funk
i have been on here quite a bit and this is serious lol im 21 and love older womenhave a look at my profile

So I guess you like 24 year olds eh..????
Me too.
wink
Dxxx
Quote by morbiusUK

I dont know why everyone is making such a fuss.
He'll be back in on Monday and everything will be alright like Morbius & Calista...
Dxxx

Firstly i hope this was meant in a positive way not a negative one, because to imply that it was an "attention seeking" move couldn't be further from the truth.
If you aren't aware of circumstances behind the computer then you should keep personal opinions about others to yourself ....
Morbius xx
Of course that was meant in a positive way - cant wait for Steve to return to the forum on Monday.
As for having opinion - well opinions can only be based on what people reveal in open forum - and people have to accept that people will formulate opinions based on what they read.
Still, lovely to have you guys back.
wink
Dxxx
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I don't think I've missed any point at all surreycouple.
It was just a reaction to a somewhat harsh comment on what I think is intended to be a supportive enviroment - not one where we slap each other down.

There is a very big difference between 'Slapping Down' and 'Pulling Up'.
I believe Jon_TJ was 'Pulling Up'........
Dxxx
Quote by Elissamay
I would especially like some very bi-curious ladies to come and have fun with me... the more adventurous the better!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I do hope you are intending to share......... :twisted: :twisted:
Dxxx
Quote by JJPASSION
I would say I am straight but very loose between the sheets wink
What do u think?

I think you should ask EagerSlut....
He'll tell you..!!!!!! wink
Dxxx
Quote by warwick
My kids are going to a friends house Monday so I have a night off
any suggestions good people confused:

You could flounce out of here on Thursday.
Lie low for a couple of days and then make your return on Monday and be loved by everyone......
Job done. wink
Dxxx
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Fuck me!! - another attention seeking post.......................... mad rolleyes
We get this in the chatroom too, and I say the same now as I say in there, if ya dont bloody well like it, there's the door ---------------------------->

Jon - they're all attention seeking posts.
This is an attention seeking we didn't want to be noticed none of us would be on here.
If Steve feels a bit down and wants some reassurance why not?
I've wobbled on here before,will again - most of us do.I've appreciated people replying to points I make,or offering help on the board or sending me PMs.
I hope I give something back in responding to them what contributing,giving and taking on an online community is about - surely?
I guess you could say that all posts are attention seekng in so far as we actually want people to look at what we are saying (otherwise it would be pointless bothering) but I think your oversimplification has showed that you really have missed the point spectacularly.
And if Steve does feel down and wants reassurance (which is an assumption you have made) then maybe he should just ask rather than pussy foot around with made up tale of wanting to leave (I am not suggesting that is the case, merely responding to flirtys assumption).
Dxx
ps I dont wobble.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Fuck me!! - another attention seeking post.......................... mad rolleyes
We get this in the chatroom too, and I say the same now as I say in there, if ya dont bloody well like it, there's the door ---------------------------->

That proves the fact that you havent a clue what Steve is like coz sympathy isnt his style,in fact he hates sympathy is expressing an opinion and saying how he feels,whats wrong with that??
I dont know why everyone is making such a fuss.
He'll be back in on Monday and everything will be alright like Morbius & Calista...
Dxxx