Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
surreycouple2003
Over 90 days ago
Male

Forum

Quote by BiFemHants
sad Be nice to know where in the UK you both are as you dont say and theres no link to your ad on the bottom of your post confused

As it doesnt look like Paul & Suzi are logged in currently I thought I'd answer for them....(dont think they'll mind!!)
They are based in Kent and having met them we can confirm that they are a very lovely young couple. wink
Dxxx
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Just brilliant, if you havent seen it, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???

There a brilliant line where Terence Stamp calls Guy Pearce a 'Ring Pirate'
RING PIRATE!!!! - Fucking Hilarious...!!!! wink wink
Dxxx
Quote by GC123
I have placed a couple of ads on here but whilst I've had a lot of "looks", not one reply

You joined 4 days ago and have had no replys.....
Quote by GC123
Hi
I'm going to be in the notts/mansfield area on Wednesday night and I'm looking for a sexy couple who would put on a show for me, either in my hotel room or outdoors if you'd feel better. I'm 43, genuine, clean shaven upstairs and horny.
G x

So you're a single guy looking to join a couple - well you've got quite abit of competition!!
If you dont have an ad in the 'Photo Ads' section you need to get one. And if you have an ad in the photos ad section you need tell people the number or even better have a link to it from your forum posts.
Your post also tells ppl very little about you other than your 43 & horny......
Hope this helps wink
Dxxx
Quote by shaggy2dope
sorry for not answering sooner boring work comitments, sad still where roughly is the party being held number of people and age range going , sorry were newbies to this so some guidance is required biggrin

Hi there
Best course of action is for you guys to forward some pics to our email

We will then send all the information you need.
Speak to you soon wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by morbiusUK
I have to admit that i have been a total arse :moon: and it was my insistence that if we were to have a break from swinging then the forum posting would have to go too, i know i underestimated the power of the friendships on here.

Excellent news. wink
So that was all a bit of a knee jerk reaction then?
Dxx
Quote by jameson
If people want to pay for this service why not, at least if legal like Holland it would take the stigma, and clean it all up. and then like everything else the government will be able to tax it.

I think they should be free on the NHS. wink
Dxxx
Quote by the_magik_s

The party will be in Surrey on Saturday 27th of November.
As always the Party will be for Couples and Females only.

Just a question... But i was curious as to weather or not this included gay Male"couples"?
Because its not a single male invitational event i was wondering if it was the male aspect or whether it was the straight aspect that ultimately influences the invite?
I Feel i should point out that im not gay(as far as i know..despite some of my dreams..he he) and nor will i be able to go to the party but i have on many occassions wondered iwhen a party should happen and and advert was read by a gay couple would they feel invited or not?.... As it dont say "no straight Males".....
Surrey i hope you dont think im picking floors in your add but i found myself curious and thought i would mention it.... biggrin and thought id ask..
Hi there
I dont think you are picking fault's in my add - and even if you were I wouldnt give a toss!
We have some close friends that are a 'gay male couple' - and we have invited them to come along to previous parties (they declined!!).
As to whether or not a gay couple would feel 'invited' or not - well I guess you're gonna have to find yourself a gay couple and ask them.
wink
Dxxx
Quote by gae
I absolutely agree that banning all talk of camming will stop a lot of idiots on here, but we've already discussed a few possible solutions that won't leave out those in favour of it.
Here's another one.
How about having a section of the board that's only visible to those with so many posts, or only accessible to those who apply to be in the usergroup?
Make general chat open to everyone, and make the other sections for people with 30 or 50 posts or more. It'll encourage people to participate in the forums, and to be honest, 50 posts ain't all that much. Across the message boards i'm a member of, i must have >5000 posts, in only a few years. 50 is nothing, and it'll weed out those that are interested in the community, and get shot of those that are interested in a quick wank.

In my opinion that is over-complicated with too many 'what ifs'
I feel the simplest way to deal with the Cam issue is too dedicate an entie area to it just like there is with dogging & lets meet up & the cafe.
Dxxx
Quote by little
MMmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Didn't post that I was leaving, which is just as well, as I'm now back :!: lol :twisted: lol
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

Thank god your back - I had been lying awake at night wondering where you got to.
Well at least its Friday so I have the whole weekend to catch up on my sleep now that I know you are safe and well.......
wink
Dxxx
Quote by bluexxx
ok then, any aged females are welcome and depending on how many males reply max age for males is 40, no offence to those older ok.

Not sure I understand the variable?
Can you explain please.
D
I don't understand the logic either, but in short I think he's after a shag from a young girlie or two. Maybe I've read it all wrong loon
And at no point does our friend mention his age.....
Dxx
Quote by younghornymale
ok then, any aged females are welcome and depending on how many males reply max age for males is 40, no offence to those older ok.

Not sure I understand the variable?
Can you explain please.
D
Quote by younghornymale
Females can be aged from 18 upto email me or pm me.

Are you putting the same age constraints on Males..?????
Quote by Sgt Bilko
And again! rolleyes rolleyes

Surely a thread such as this deserves to be 'Stickied' (if only temporarily) even though it falls outside of Stickying criteria...??????
Dxx
Quote by xxdevil69
You'll have to introduce me sometime!!! biggrin Right after I've got this dp business sorted...

Well next time you're in Surrey I'll make sure you get a personal introduction...... wink
And if you promise to keep a grip of yourself I might send you a face pic....
Dxxx
Quote by xxdevil69
well where's the cock pic then? lol

Emailed - with a speciality bonus pic (just cos its you....ahhhh)
wink
Dxxx
WOW!!! .......
Infuture.. can you please read requirements careful.. I'm afraid you can't fulfil the position on this occasion as you are too big...... however I might have an openeing for you....say.... round the back of SH towers in about 10 minutes?!!? :twisted: :twisted:
Does that mean you liked the pic Miss Devil???? wink
Dxxx
Quote by xxdevil69
well where's the cock pic then? lol

Emailed - with a speciality bonus pic (just cos its you....ahhhh)
wink
Dxxx
Quote by xxdevil69
No this isn't a joke...... I am after trying double penetration for the first time and I already have one bloke (my other half) and am looking for another... the smaller in the trouser department the better!!! (this is to minimise discomfort on my part and make it all the more enjoyable for me!!) If you are interested then I will need you send me an email with face and cock pic and measurement. :twisted:

Im your man.
Dxxx
Quote by RoadKnight
Hi.
Sounds very tempting, certainly. I'll check the diary and see if we're free...
How deep into deepest darkest Surrey, and what kind of time would you anticipate it starting off? (Asking not because of the distance, but of the "getting there in time" aspect!).
Cheers,
A

Hi there
We dont give out the location or even close location on open forum but suffice to say its very commutable from London! wink
Dxx
Quote by KitKat
Did I miss anyone out? confused
lhk

You missed me out -
I am a Self-employed Part Time Wanker.
The rest of my time I devote to my charitable work - being a bit a of Cunt to most of society. wink
Dxxx
Quote by steve-shireen
No doubt a mod will tell you but....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/25802.html
here is the place for webcam ads

Beat you!!!!!
wink
Dxxx
Quote by cplonamission
Hi Guys - Just wanted to say a thank you to D & M for a great night last weekend.
It was our first time at a party like this and we had an amazing night.
The atmosphere is really relaxed and there is no pressure whatsoever to join in or do anything other than what you want to do!
Not sure if we can make the party on the 27th as i think i have to work - but we will definately be going to D & M's parties in the future.
L& D xx

Hi there L&D
We're glad you enjoyed yourselves and glad that your first party was good experience.
If you can make it on the 27th we'd love you guys to join us - again!
If you can't make it then we're sure we'll see you at the next one!!!
Take care
D&Mxxx
Quote by xxdevil69
Anyone fancy a shag?

If you do - click here
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26058.html
Quote by redstilletto
still what
flushed
ooooooooooo it is hot in here aint it :rascal:

FLUSHED......
Dxxxx
Quote by redstilletto
and............................
i pm'd ya
you devil like id say it on the board :twisted:

So.....
You still.......????
Dxxxx
Quote by Mister_Discreet
damn, I came in here to look for....

ahhhh - thats where you went wrong.
You need the thread 'Anyone fancy a rough shag??'
wink
Dxx