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Quote by Libra-Love
DARN! rolleyes

??????
:P I came in here looking for a shag redface
I know.......................................
:twisted:
Dxxxx
Quote by Libra-Love

Miss Libra
Your side of the tracks???
What are your side of the tracks??? wink
Dxxx

South Africa?
Are you asking me or telling me...????? wink
Dxxx
Quote by redstilletto
:shock:
yeah
yeah
i knew it was a bird
(dam fancied a shag as well)

Aswell as what...???????
wink
Dxxx
Quote by Libra-Love
Hey Libra - D
If you feel like a party on the 27th we'd love to have you....... literally!!

kiss
I'm soarly tempted hun wink
BTW With a name like that you've gotta come from my side of the tracks.
Quote by surreycouple2003
Yes Indeed.
Can you make it???
Can ya?
Can ya?
Can ya???????
Dxxx

kiss
Perhaps wink
Miss Libra
Your side of the tracks???
What are your side of the tracks??? wink
Dxxx
Quote by xxdevil69
you need to find a webhost... I just typed in free image web hosting into google and clicked on one of the first links it gave me.. no registering or anything.

Cool - but then how do I get them into a post???
Dxxx
Quote by Elissamay
Hey Libra - D (surreycouple2003) and I also give you 10...
If you feel like a party on the 27th we'd love to have you....... literally!!
:twisted:

Yes Indeed.
Can you make it???
Can ya?
Can ya?
Can ya??????? wink
Dxxx
Quote by hornyred and dino
i mainly started swinging to "discover my bi side". never got a sniff with single bi fems, which i can understand looking at the reasons Surry couple posted

Thing I do is try to put myself in the shoes of the people I am contacting and ask myself what are they really looking for??
And then I ask myself 'Do I/we match up to what they are looking for?'
If its reasonably close I'll contact.
Doesnt always work!!! wink
Dxxx
Quote by wanttomunch
Hello i would like to think that this post will get as many replies as my last!? proably wishfull thinking!
I am part of a couple it is me that wants to have sex with a fem, so why is so hard for me to find a female especially as they havce their own catogory? and why do they advertise if they dont reply? anyone any ideas what im doing wrong? perhaps it because i want to verify them? or because im very blunt and say what i want? anyone else had trouble like this?
Jane xx

Hi Jane
There are so many variables as to why you may or may not get replies to your post's looking for single bi-females.
SBF's are in the enviable position of being able to pick and choose.
What do you guys do to make yourselves attactive to them?
What lengths do you go to to show them that you are genuine?
You also need to bear in mind that some of those ads you are replying to are likely to be fakes posing in order to get pics sent to them - if you are being very upfront about verification then they wont get back to you and unfortunately you wont know why!
Dxxx
Quote by butters999999
How about Red Hot Chili Peppers
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I’d kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you

Hi Butters
Thats a good one.
However my personal favourite is NWA's 'F*ck the Po - Leece'
Very emotive wink
Dxxx
Quote by shaggy2dope
sounds like fun any more details? lol

Hi there
What other details would you like to know???
wink
Dxxx
Quote by shaggy2dope
any slim attractive young people out there willing to introduce and show us the ropes of a swinging lifestyle??? party invites meets with couples, singles??? recommend a few good clubs??? anyone ?? biggrin

Hi there
Might we draw you attention to this.........
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/25898.html
Speak to you soon wink
Dxxx
Quote by EnglishChris99
But then he buggered up his nice two dimensional scale by descovering that most young boys in texas had done bad things with animals..!!! :!: :!: :!:

Did that affect the Sliding bi-scale of the animals?
Or were they already bi..????
Dxxx
Quote by Libra-Love

I'd be a liar if I said I liked everyone on this site and I know very, very well that not everyone on this site likes us - but hey, C'est La Vie......

Same here, it's par for the course as IRL confused redface :P
Hi Libra
Absolutely - its all a rich tapestry....! wink
Dxxx
I keep seeing all this posts about people leaving........
WELL I AM NOT..!!!!!!
And I think that goes for M aswell..! wink
I like this site.
I like the debates, I like the humour (mostly) and I also learn things being here.
I'd be a liar if I said I liked everyone on this site and I know very, very well that not everyone on this site likes us - but hey, C'est La Vie......
If people want to leave let them, if they miss us they'll be back and if they dont, well...
wink
Dxxx
Quote by bluexxx
I am actually working now and am on the forum but who gives a toss. I will be skiving off tomorrow to go dogging... who's gonna find out? Ha ha.... flipa

LOL!!
I am also 'Non-Self-Employed' - and hey, guess what.............!!!! wink
Dxxx
ps I'm not skiving tommorow to go dogging - we tried it once didnt like it (dogging that is, I would never skive!!!)
Hellooooo There!!!
Well we've had a day or so to get over the 'Halloween Party' -
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/20433/60.html
and the 'SurreyCouple2003 party wheels' are once again gathering motion as we head towards our next event. wink wink
The party will be in Surrey on Saturday 27th of November.
As always the Party will be for Couples and Females only.
There are NO FEES associated with this event, we are shelling out for the venue - and what a venue it is - Indoor Heated Pool, Dedicated Playroom etc etc...
If you would like to join us or if you would like further details please drop us an email or a PM or pop a post on this thread.
Our email address is
Speak to you all sooooon...!!!!! wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by alan1954
I have to side with the No lobby on the subject of webcams on Swinging Heaven.
I'm sure many couples and ladies will agree that there are already enough trophy hunters and timewasters out there without even more bombarding them with requests for "Show us yer Tits while I wank". Lets leave these to the sites dedicated for these folk.
There are, I am sure, folk who would like to use webcam as a means of finding out about someone before arranging a meeting. So perhaps ads could carry some symbol to show a webcam is available to genuine replies?

Personally I have no interest in the whole 'web camming' thing however I acknowledge that others may do. I must add that I do not believe that all Web Cammer's are time wasters/trophy hunters per se.
However I do feel that the endless stream of '1 Posters' seeking 'cam fun' does affect the site.
I feel that if was no too technically taxing then another room specifically for camming should be added rather than just saying that there are specific site for that aspect of 'swinging life' - Cafe / Lets meet up / Dogging / Lets Cam
I think that would work. wink
Dxxx
Quote by OnlyUs
D&M
Thanks for organising the haloween do! Though we didn't stay late sad we enjoyed ourselves and agree this was a lovely no-pressure event! The venue was pretty good - be better in the summer though!
Hello to everyone else we saw there - you know who we were :shock: redface confused
We can't make the November date, but we'll keep an eye out for future events!
Good to meet you - and hope we'll be back with avengence in the future!
XX

Hi there
Thanks for coming along - we're glad you enjoyed yourselves.
Couldnt agree more about the venue in Summer - those gardens and woodland make for a great backdrop to some 'Summer Swingin..!!' wink
Speak to you soon
D&Mxxx
Quote by twoofus
Hi we are new to the scene (ad No 150949) would like to meet another couple of similar ages that want friendship and a little fun. We are from the Herts area ,dont mind travelling within reason(beds/Cambs area ,not into swapping / touching etc, just same room sex with same partners watching and being watched, eventually. Lets get to know each other first ,would be nice to make lasting friendship, drinks/meals together etc. If you read and like get back to us (NO Singles please) :cheers:

Hi Guys
I see your photo ad is placed in the 'Dogging' section.
If this is the only ad you have up I think you would probably be better off placing it in the Couples for Couples section.
wink
Dxxx
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Errrrm there isn't actually any reason why anyone shouldn't advertise on here for regular friends with or without the sexual aspect.
As long as communication is clear and not misleading and the requirement is legal then I assume people are free to use this as they see fit within the guidelines of the site.

Essentially I agree with that - however would you actually want this site to turn into a tool for people to meet friends rather than being a dedicated swinging site (although I do doubt that would ever actually happen).
I am sure that there must be many sites that would serve that purpose much better than SH.
wink
Dxxx
Quote by sexygirlboy
OUR ADVERT
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-170620.html

Hi there
Ad doesnt seem to be there anymore...? confused
Dxxx
Good morning all
We would like to thank all the good looking lovely people that came along on Saturday night.
We had a truly fatastic time (despite the high heel's that were 3 sizes too small !!) and we hope that you all did.
To get that many great couples together makes all the hardwork very worthwhile. wink
Our next party will be on the 27th of November and we are looking forward to seeing you all again. :twisted: :twisted:
Once again - thanks.
Big Kisses
D&Mxxxx
And so Halloween is upon us......
The time of mortals is over and the creatures of the night will scourge the earth in their wanton search for human flesh.......
Only the chosen few can save us.
They will be gathering in Surrey to perform the 'Sacred Ceremony of Swing' which is mankinds only hope against the dark ones.
It's not to late to save your soul.
Mwah hahahahahahhahhhhhahahhahaaaaa... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Libra-Love
Okay then, that is me in the picture. How do you want me to prove it? lol

Libra
I am quite sure that a woman of your calibre will be able to come up with an innovative suggestion as to how you can prove to me that its your body in the pic....
I'm waiting.......! wink
Dxxx