Quote by Lovecommando
I never masturbate!
Neither does Ollie North..........
LC
The MaterGate Controversy...!!!
Jaysus I crack myself up....
Dxxx
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Quote by chick0074
Well I talked to Mel on the phone Tuesday and we're all set for Sat - looks like being a great night.
I'll be bringing my strap on so, ladies, so if you've never tried one of these, I'll be happy to introduce you.
And fellas - if you've ever wondered what it's like... it'll be your lucky night as well!
Rachel
Hi Rachel
How big is this Strap-on you speak of????
Dxxx
Quote by Alexandra
I'm gonna second Alfie based soley on the fact that I look a bit like Jude Law
Dxxx
ps I'm not joking.
Hmmmm...
So it's not just your warped sense of humour which is attractive then?
Hi Alex
Indeed its true - I am both blessed with good looks and humour.
Modesty doesnt feature too highly in my psychological profile - but hey, who cares, I'm good looking & funny.
Now all I need is oodles of cash and a slightly bigger cock......!!!!
M (of SurreyCouple2003 fame) will both confirm the Jude Law things and deny the cock thing - but both are true..!!!
Dxxx
ps does anyone know how this chaps date went and whether of not they actually saw 'Alfie'
Gosh......
If I dont have sex then definitely when I wake up.
A few times during the working day.
Then when I get home and generally before I go to sleep.
Weekends vary - if I'm busy doing things ie out and about etc etc then I dont get many 'in' - however if the weekend is free and I'm just pottering around the house then I tend to have quite a few and will probably get some toys out.
Dxxx
If I dont have sex then definitely when I wake up.
A few times during the working day.
Then when I get home and generally before I go to sleep.
Weekends vary - if I'm busy doing things ie out and about etc etc then I dont get many 'in' - however if the weekend is free and I'm just pottering around the house then I tend to have quite a few and will probably get some toys out.
Dxxx
Quote by zootle
The south east of England is largely, though not entirely, inhabited by wankers.
I should know, I was born and bred there.
I'm happy to have escaped, for the time being, at least
Dont buy that - and if people from the S/east do come across as being a little less than overly friendly its probably because we have busy lives to lead.......
Dxxx
(ps except for chavs of which there are quite a few..!!)
Quote by Libra-Love
Actually, Libra - What are 'YOU' doing this weekend...?????
Dxxx
Well there is this h'ween party happening in Surrey....(
Oh really.?
Sounds fun. :twisted: :twisted:
Do you have any more details?????
Dxxx
Yeah, it's relocating to my house :evil2:
I hope you have plenty of room..!!!
Dxxx
Get over it.
People take the piss out of other peoples nation's sterotypes.
People take the piss out of micks, jocks, paddys, taffs, yanks, frogs etc etc and so on and so on.
Its not personal - its just the way of things
In fact it probably acts as an ice breaker for people who have a difficulty communicating - if you have nothing to say take the piss out of their nationality.
Personally I do not think this is rascism - no one is being discriminated against.
And theres no stereotypes without fire.........
Dxxxx
People take the piss out of other peoples nation's sterotypes.
People take the piss out of micks, jocks, paddys, taffs, yanks, frogs etc etc and so on and so on.
Its not personal - its just the way of things
In fact it probably acts as an ice breaker for people who have a difficulty communicating - if you have nothing to say take the piss out of their nationality.
Personally I do not think this is rascism - no one is being discriminated against.
And theres no stereotypes without fire.........
Dxxxx
Hi there
Only 3 days to go - and we're starting to get excited.
This is shaping up to be our biggest party yet, with a great combination of familiar faces and new couples.
That said we can always find room for another sexy couple or female - so if your interested dont be shy!!!
Look forward to meeting you all soon
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
D&Mxxx
Only 3 days to go - and we're starting to get excited.
This is shaping up to be our biggest party yet, with a great combination of familiar faces and new couples.
That said we can always find room for another sexy couple or female - so if your interested dont be shy!!!
Look forward to meeting you all soon
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
D&Mxxx
Quote by Calista
Different question, but when is sex not recreational?
When you belong to one of those religions that only permits sex for reproduction - not entirely sure which ones that is but I'd hazard a gues at Jehova's Witness or Plymouth Bretherin.
Now your assuming .... Jehovah's witnesses have no such ideas about sex .... they believe in sex in marriage only and "wholesome contact" but it certainly isn't about reproduction only.
Not really assuming - it was guess.
I did say it was a guess.
I cant be right about everything....
Dxxx
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Take me and Olives for example, off topic I know but a nice little analgoy. I Hate olives eeeeugggggh, my partner on the other hand Loves olives.
I f*cking really hate olives.
A lot.
Dxxx
Why do I bother writing about the serious stuff when all people quote me on is my intense dislike of olives.
~~~sigh~~~
FMC
I quoted you because I hate olives - simple.
As to why you post 'serious stuff' I guess only you can answer that.
However (and I would never attempt to put words in your mouth) but I would guess that you write about serious stuff because you care about it.
Which I am sure is that same reason we all write about serious stuff from time to time.
Just because I quote you re olives does not negate the rest of your posts content - which is what I feel you were getting at.
However, I really, really do hate olives.
Dxxx
Quote by DaHamsta
So, I want some help and advice from the people at SH...
Please, reread my ad... look at the pictures an be honest with me...
Do I look like the sort of person who would enjoy Country and Western music?!
Hi Hamsta
Having taken a quick look at your ad I would definitely say that you look the sort to like Country & Western - I think its the camouflage outfit that does it...!!!
Dxxx
ps can we have Danielle's email...!!!! :twisted:
Quote by Richie469
Have you noticed in the ads that people put a certain age group they are interested in i.e. 18 - 22 etc. etc. I am sure that this is to weed out the unsuitables, but think about it?
If I advertised for a female or couple with an age range of 18 - 40 who would I miss out on meeting?
Kim Catterel :cry:
Charlotte Church :cry:
I dont think I've seen their ads - do you have the number's?????
In all seriousness though you need to have some sort of search criteria (regardless of how loose it may be).
And that criteria will enevitably rule out some people.
Unless of course you have absolutely no preferences as to whom you do what to and vice versa!!!!!
Dxxx
Quote by OnlyUs
We're looking forward to surreycouple2003 party on 30th - as that will obviously be more socialble and help us along!
(hopefully)
And we are looking forward to seeing you guys.
Actually we did a lot of dotting T's and crossing of I's last night - and we are starting to get really excited about the party.
See you soon
D&Mxxx
Quote by northwest-cpl
A very interesting thread with lots of different views on swinging.
To us swinging is about sex ...without sex it's social not swinging.
I could not agree more.
Quote by northwest-cpl
Had we stayed in the bar and only socialised we would not have thought of ourselves as swingers at all, but as an open-minded couple with an interest in swinging.
I could not agree more.
Quote by northwest-cpl
If we don't have sex with them on one of those meets it is a social meet and so at that point we are not swinging.
I could not agree more.
Quote by northwest-cpl
But we are not in the scene to find friends, we are here to have the sort of sex that we can't get at home on our own. We look for good sex first and friendship is a very welcome bonus, but having said that we have found it impossible not to make lots of very good friends in the scene.
I could not agree more.
So in Summary - I could not agree more.
Dxxx
Quote by JGL
First date as well so need to be a fairly middle of the road type film.
first date, surly you want t spend two hours getting to know each other instead of staring at a screen. i'd reckomend bowling or something like that! so ya intereacting with each other!
JGL
F*ck that - meet in a bar, kick start with a couple of sambuca's, get hammered, talk absolute non-sense, snog.
Job done.
Cinema / bowling etc etc is all a bit High School if you ask me
Dxxx
Quote by londonsnglmale
Alfie is pretty good
Alien Vs Predator is a great guys film
Bride and Prejudice is not bad, to much of a chick flick really
They're the last ones i seen
I'd recommend, Alfie
I'm gonna second Alfie based soley on the fact that I look a bit like Jude Law
Dxxx
ps I'm not joking.
Quote by MISSCHIEF
To me swinging is about the social thing. I've just thought about it for quite a while, tried to tell myself it's about the sex like Surreycouple said ....... but it ain't happening.
People are here for different reasons - yes, many predominantly for the sexual aspect, but also many for the social side.
I think we need to clarify something - and I think this is something that is either being overlooked or I have spectacularly missed the point.
Swinging is one thing, posting on a website forum is another.
Meeting people for munches is social.
Meeting people for sex is swinging.
I use this website a tool for meeting people - I also enjoy conversing with people in the forum.
Just posting in a forum (in my opinion) does not make you a swinger.
Or does it???
Dxxx
Quote by Libra-Love
Hello....we all know swinging is about sex, but the question was, what does swinging mean to you?
Hi there Libra
First an foremost sex is the reason I am into Swinging - definitely.
I do not wish that statement to detract from the fact (and it is a fact) that I have met some great people because of swinging, but if you ask me the question
'What does swinging mean to you?'
then my answer would be recreational sex with like minded adults.
If people on here frown on me for that then so be it - but I'm only being honest.
Quote by Libra-Love
So if swinging is about sex then one would assume (ass-u-me) the answer is on a broader spectrum than just sex, yes please. Or am I wrong?
Sorry Libra, not quite sure what you mean by that?
Dxxx
Quote by roger743
People who come here either come here because they enjoy recreational sex or they come here to be around people who enjoy recreational sex.
Different question, but when is sex not recreational?
When you belong to one of those religions that only permits sex for reproduction - not entirely sure which ones that is but I'd hazard a gues at Jehova's Witness or Plymouth Bretherin.
