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26 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
there are many here who do not swing, and have little intention of swinging

So I guess that would make them 'Not Swingers'..??

Quote by neilinleeds
what kept me here we're the personalities, and being intrigued.

Was that being intrigued in SEX by any chance Neil???
Basically you can dress it up however you like and tell the cows about all the reasons you're here till they're blue in the face - but swinging is about sex.
People who come here either come here because they enjoy recreational sex or they come here to be around people who enjoy recreational sex.
Swinging is about sex.
Women didnt used to pick guys car keys out of pile and then go off for a quick chat about their favourite film etc etc - they went off to have sex.
If its not about sex then it aint swinging - simple.
Dxxx

26 Oct 2004

Quote by Happy Cats
Friendship seems to be more important to the single guys in this thread whereas with couples its sex.
Not suggesting its the case here, but perhaps a lot of the single guys on Swingers sites are lonely? This is not being stated to be derogatory merely an observation

Thats not the case at all.....
Its like Blind date,
When its the girls turn to pick 1 of 3 guys the guys make their answers all romantic.
When its the guys turn to pick 1 of 3 girls the girls turn on the sex and tacky 'double entendres'
Same thing here.... wink

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Dxxx

26 Oct 2004

Quote by roger743
Page Three of the Sun traditionally carries a picture of a nude or largely undressed model. Obviously, anyone who sees you looking at a copy of The Sun open at pages 2 and 3 (page 2 faces page 3) will thing you're a pervert ogling the softcore pornography. If you don't like this idea, it's best to make sure people know that you're actually reading a story on Page Two... honest. ;)

ahhhh.. I getcha.
I will add that to my repetoire of retorts and claim it as my own...!!!
Cheers wink

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Dxxx

26 Oct 2004

Quote by roger743
Kinda like needing to proclaim loudly that you're reading the political story on page 2 of The Sun, right?

Hi Roger
You've got me all confused with your proclaimation mon ami - page 2 of the Sun???
Either my post resembles and actual article (if it does its purely coincidence) or you're making a joke that I dont get (not beyond the realms of possibility!!) wink

wink

Dxxx

26 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
hmmmm not sure surreycouple. maybe that's why we're intrigued when we find the site, wondering what sexual antics await, but i think for many of us, the social side and the friendships become more important, and the main reason for being here changes. there are many here i'll probably never swing with most likely, but i still come here cos they are, i hope, my friends. sex is definitely not the real reason i'm still here.
n x x x

Hi Neil.
What arent you sure about - you have basically agreed with me.
Swinging is about sex, S-E-X sex.
None of us would be here if we didnt have just that little bit more interest in sex than your average man / woman (whatever that is!!).
This site doesnt just pop up when your doing a search for the discography of Val Doonican (unless Mark has been doing something interesting with serach engines!!) - you have to be looking for a site like this.
Yes indeed, reasons for remaining within the SH community (moreover this forum) may change but ultimately the real reason we are all here is sex.
Whilst I'm not casting any aspersion's at you and this is a very general statement but I feel anyone who claims that the social aspect is their main reason for being here is pandering to some sort of sychophantic regime where they feel its neccessary to shout from the rooftops that the social side is more important.
Dont you think..??
Dxxx

26 Oct 2004

Swinging....
First and foremost its about the sex - you can find friends anywhere.
That doesnt mean that the social side isnt important - IT IS, and we have met some people through running parties that we could genuinely call 'friends'.
If a person felt that their Social life was bit lacking I would be very surprised if their intial thought to remedy that would be to join a Swinging Community - people come here because they have what is probably a larger than average sex drive / interest.
Because they are amongst like minded people and because of the annonymity that the internet offers it is very easy to be open about their feelings & interests and because of this its easy to form friendships due to the common bond - sex.
Becasue of this I find it hard to believe that people get into swinging purely for the social aspect - I have no doubts that the social aspect is very important and is probably a reason why people remain in the swinging community but Sex is the real reason we are all here.
wink

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Dxxx

26 Oct 2004

Quote by Heather
My Terry will build you a dungeon. He's built several in the past. But it will cost you the going rate, mind...

Hi Heather
The ever gracious KH has just Pm'd us.
Will be in touch...!!!! :twisted:
Many thanks
Dxxx wink

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26 Oct 2004

Quote by OnlyUs
Hi!
No - wasn't us calling! We're doing well and timing is good for Saturday! ;) - so pending other disasters we'll be there. We're looking forward to it, but still nervous as always, so anyone else there be gentle with us!
We still have big "L" plates attached!
We'll keep an eye out for further details....

Hi there
Excellent news about the timing.
There are quite a few Couples who are completely new to parties coming - so your in good company!!
See you soon!!!!
D&Mxx

25 Oct 2004

Excellent, excellent.
The only issue it that I am truly crap when it come to real work.
Does anyone know of any Fetish Friendly HandyMen/Women in the Surrey area!!!!! wink

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Dxxx

25 Oct 2004

Quote by mojobiker
Hi. Just a wierd thought realy. We've all heard of bondage, water-bondage, grown up babies, scat etc. but has anyone ever heard of a vomit fetish? Just thinking the other night and I though:"hmmmn......I wonder......."

Yes,
I saw a clip of a couple of Japanese girls 5 or 6 years ago - one vomited into the others mouth and then they had a big snog.
wink

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Dxxx

25 Oct 2004

Quote by midlandsman1970
There's loads of sites out there, none that i can think of off hand, just do a search but you can be looking at 1000's it all depends what you are into.

Have no idea what I'm in to - I guess the half the fun is finding out...!!!!
Cheers
Dxxx

25 Oct 2004

Where do you buy S&M / Bondage esque machines / equipment???
Can they be purchased or do people just make them??
Has anyone ever heard of such equipment being sold second hand???
Cheers
Dxxx

25 Oct 2004

Quote by Rincewind
That sounds like quite an extreme present to give your father.

Lol -

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Dxxx

25 Oct 2004

I had an empty ice cream tub that I used to throw loose change into when I got home from the pub.
Came to about Â£40 - not to be sniffed at..!! wink

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Dxxx

25 Oct 2004

Quote by sexytwosum
CAM FUN TONIGHT
Hi we are a fun cpl looking to cam tonight with another cpl, a female or a VWE non pushy male.

Does it matter if a person is pushy or not if your camming???
Surely if they do anything at all that you dont like you can just 'switch off'
Cant you??
Dxxx

25 Oct 2004

Quote by OnlyUs
Glad its not this week - we've just been Christmas shopping and are knackered! :yawn: :sleeping:
All being well we'll see you next Saturday - looking forward to the details!
R&M

Hi there R&M
Hope you guys are well.
Did you try calling us the other night? Apologies if you did and we missed it.
Speak to you soon
D&Mxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999

in honour of the fact that its my thread.. so i thought of the idea..........please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
can i know who it is???????
will make it worth your while!

Need to no more about the offer of making it worth my while! :twisted:
I am in the enviable position of already knowing and having absolutely no morals.
So, Busty my dear, what IS on offer????
Start the bidding....... wink

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Dxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999
I had nothing to do with the handcuffs rope and whip where they came from I have no idea!
And the amount of lube she must of used to get in that pvc dress is nobody's business!

Didnt need that much lube to get her hand up Xxx Xx's arse though, did she????
Dxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999
Thank god you didn't tell him about the night Wendy Richard joint in wearing her cardy!

I have no qualms about passing on your private stories about 3way Pissing Lez Romps with Big Mo & Pam St'Clements - but there is no way on earth I'm gonna regurgitate the filth that you told me about Wendy Richard wearing her cardy.
Thing is, she wasnt just wearing a cardigan - was she????? wink

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Dxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by da69ve
I gave an Eastenders actress her first bi experience I was 29 and she was 28

I'd love to know who that was!
Hi Dave
Butters Pm'ed me and told all.
Apparently it was Pam St'Clements & Big Mo & Butters in a 3 way Lez Romp.
According to Butters, one of them (I promised not to say who) got up and started peeing on the other two.
Unbelieveable...!!!! wink

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Dxxx
THE LUCKY COW!!
Thats what I thought..!!!!! wink

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Dxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by da69ve
I gave an Eastenders actress her first bi experience I was 29 and she was 28

I'd love to know who that was!
Hi Dave
Butters Pm'ed me and told all.
Apparently it was Pam St'Clements & Big Mo & Butters in a 3 way Lez Romp.
According to Butters, one of them (I promised not to say who) got up and started peeing on the other two.
Unbelieveable...!!!! wink

wink

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Dxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by akasuki

nope havent hung out with ronan sorry. (i've been at award shows and music industry things where he has perforrmed but i have never met him)

Bling.
So what tracks did you write????
Dxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999
lol no I didn't either well not on Bab's I did how ever go down on the lady in question and very nice it was too

Who was it?
Who was it?
Who was it?
Who was it?
Who was it?
Who was it?
Who was it?
Whoooo waaaassssss IT??????????????? wink

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Dxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by akasuki
i've written a couple of decently famous songs and hung out with a bunch of popstars. Its not as excitng as one would think. (had a fling with one of the artists but she ended up getting droped before she got famous!)

oooohhhhh get you - all rock n roll n all that.........
Did you hang out with Ronan??? wink

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Dxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999
lololol not with those bloody earings! and if you say Barbara Winsor I'll hit ya!

Come off it Butters,
Bab's aint 36 - even I know that and I'm not the one who went down on her.... wink

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Dxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by The_Dub
Totally agree with yout there Chelms.......
So why have you put a Cafe posting in the Lets Meet Up forum........MMmmmmm something about living in glasshouses and throwing stones... Ooops!!!

I think you mean 'People who live in grasshouse's shouldnt stow thrones..... '
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Dxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I loved Heather Locklear :inlove:

Schwing.....!!!!!
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Dxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999

Was that Big Mo????
Dxxx

lol no hun i'm only 37 now! god was it really 8 years ago? time fly's when your having fun!
Ok, so the lady in question is 36 now.....
Pam St Clements...??? wink

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Dxxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Scot
Yup still odd shaped
Scot

Big Mo is odd shaped???? confused

confused

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confused

confused

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Dxxx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999
I gave an Eastenders actress her first bi experience I was 29 and she was 28

Was that Big Mo????
Dxxx