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Errrrrr I was a Rugby league player once.
Did you have odd shaped balls......
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Quote by JonJon
Nah, if I'd meant Dane Bowers I'd just have written it, I have my doubts that he can afford better lawyers than I can these days ;)
Personally, never mind merely admitting being gay, I'd rather admit to being a plushie than to shagging Jordan :uhoh:
Ok,
Former Boy Band member......
Duncan left Blue recently - but not sure about glamorous girlfriend (I'm sure he probably has had glamourous girlfriend's, I just dont know any of them..!!)
Now, Brian McFadden has recently left a boyband, he has a glamourous girlfriend/wife/ex-wife etc etc and I'm sure he could afford much better lawyers than you.
Is it either of those????
Quote by JonJon
Which former boy band member spent an hour snogging (and the rest) his long term boyfriend in the back of one of 'our' limos at a record company party, before going back to spend the rest of the night on the arm of his glamorous female partner ?
It's not the one you're thinking of - and if I had pics I'd be sat on my yacht in the Bahamas about now
hmmmm...
Former Boy band member & Glamourous girlfriend?????
Dane Bowers??? He went out with Jordan - she could be called Glamorous.
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Quote by warwick
The lady I lost my innocence with went on to be carnival queen then a page 3 girl before being a Mayfair centre spread if that helps :idea:
My ex was a presenter on a late night TV adult channel program and went on to marry a B list Hollywood Celeb.
And I met Faye from Steps at Glastonbury this year..!!!
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Quote by bluexxx
O'Neil still makes me smile, but even he isn't enough to keep me watching repeat after repeat... so I'll go and amuse myself at Partners instead
He was so much better in Maguyver / McGuiver... whatever...!!
Especially the extended episode with Brian Blessed when they found Atlantis
Pure class.
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Quote by Heather
One minute you're 33, the next 30... and your 'girlfriend' has gone from being size 16 to 20 to 22 and her chest has gone from 36e to 38dd to god knows what! Here you say she's 19 but a few weeks back she was 21.
Thats hilarious!!! :lol2: :lol2:
If you gonna make stuff up you really do need to have at least a small ammount of consistency.
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Quote by MQ
I made a mistake by naming a place the other day so I do apologise! It can be difficult for newbies sometimes to get it right every time but I'll keep trying!
Everything a newbie could need to know about posting in the forums are in the AUP - Acceptable Use Policy.
Hope this helps
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Quote by Dan_Inp
We are from Slough in Berkshire and newbies at the swinging scene. May we get an invite to your party? We are keen to try and feel that a party may be less intimidating than a meet with another cplor female at this point.
Hi there
We'd be inclined to agree with you - in our opinion a party is much less intimidating than a meet with a Couple or female.
I am sending you a PM
Speak to you soon
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Quote by chelms
I am getting well peed off with the people who don't place their adverts in the right section as it makes searching through them a they stopped and used their one braincell for a minute they might stop and realise that they should be grateful they are able to use a great swinger site for free.
I think some people genuinely make mistakes when posting ads.
However I am quite sure that alot of the ads in wrong sections are a deliberate attempt to get noticed.
I spend a reasonable ammount of time in the photo ads section and I always report ads that are in the wrong category or if they seem 'dodgey'.
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Quote by Elissamay
Hey - M here (other half of Surreycouple2003)
If there are any females coming or interested in coming on the 30th that want to chat with a girl then just PM me...usually lurking most of the time!
M xxx
I am quite sure they would much rather chat with a Good Looking Young man such as myself...!!!!!!
Dont you???
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Quote by xxdevil69
We'll just have to make sure we do remember on our 1000th and have a massive piss-up/orgy to celebrate!!!!
Well seeing as you joined on July 20th it has taken you exactly 3 months to reach 500 posts.
That would suggest a 1000 Post Reach Point of 20th Jan 2005.
However as you get to know more people on the site your post rate will probably increase, causing you to arive at your PRP earlier than the suggested date of
But, having just signed up for a Maths degree some of your time will be taken up with study which will mean less time to post and therefore reducing your post rate.
This will probably result in the orignial PRP of Jan 20th to be a very reasonable estimate.
So see you then..!!!!!
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Quote by Alexandra
Oh and perfect sight - I was going to have my eyes lasered a couple of years ago, but I would still have had to wear glasses - so no point in the expense and discomfort!
Alex x
Hi Alex
I used to date a doctor (who wore glasses) & she said she wouldnt consider laser surgery as she doesnt believe there is enough data nor has the technology been around long enough to prove that there wont be any long term side effects.
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:bounce:Quote by Dave__Notts
An army that is commanded democratically with many checks before its use is slightly different from criminals who shoot weapons indiscriminately. The chances of me being shot by a member of the US forces in the UK and a crimainal shooting me in the UK is a lot less. Or do you know of an impending invasion by the Americans
Dave_Notts
I cannot believe you actually wrote that.
Quote by xxdevil69
Btw... this would explain why my boobs have suddenly inflated to scary sizes!!!
Documentary evidence will be required to back up that statement...!!!
My only concern about Pregnant Swinging would be that of STD's - Safe sex would have to include oral sex I would imagine.
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Quote by SurreyBloke
Carol Vorderman :shock::jagsatwork:
Don't tell anyone though.
I'm with you on the Carol Vorderman front.
Also I always had a big big thing for Caron Keating when I was a kid - so I am proffering a postumous vote for her.
In fact whilst typing this I have decided that I would like to spit roast Carol Vorderman with the assistane of Lawrence Lewelyn-Bowen.
We could High-5 over her......
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