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12 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ok ill stop it now,shall i delete it perhaps???

Not before I've shown all my friends..!!!!! wink

Besides I think if we can agree on something (even if only every once in while) I think it goes along way to show that there is hope for Global Peace..!!! lol

Dxxx

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12 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Naomi Watts & the gorgeous brunette (her name escapes me) in Mulholland drive.
Truly, truly erotic....
Dxxx

I have to agree with that one 100% :twisted:
My Lord Clare....!!!!
Thats twice we've agree since the start of July.
We better be carefull or it might become a habit!!!!! wink

Dxxxx

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12 Oct 2004

Naomi Watts & the gorgeous brunette (her name escapes me) in Mulholland drive.
Truly, truly erotic.... wink

Dxxx

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12 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
Oooohhhh it's scary posting on here for the first time!!! But you seem a friendly lot .......??!

Hate to appear like a cynical old b*gger but I am so that's how it appears!!
Your profile state's 46 posts since Nov 2003.
So I dont see how it this can be your first post.
Or am I missing something here??? - it has been a v long day so its very possible that I am!
wink

Dxxx

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12 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
I was once kissed by william roache (ken barlow off corry) does that mean I have an underlying lust for all things old and boring? :shock:

What party did he represent????
Dxxx

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12 Oct 2004

Quote by musketeer
I don't know about age, but I could only fuck a Conservative.

Any particular one???
Actually as a youngster I had a bit of a thing for Dawn Primorollo (Labour MP for Bristol South)!!!! wink

Dxxx

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12 Oct 2004

Good afternoon Ladies & Gents....
Quick update -
The 'Gathering' is coming together better than we could have hoped.
We have had a fantastic response for this event - some of you have already had the girl/girl chats with Mel and have confirmed your places, others have yet to be 'verified' but we will get round to you soon - we promise!!! wink

There is still time to reserve your places at the party and we would love to hear from a few more single fem's (be they bi or not..!!).
See you all soon biggrin

D&Mxxx

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12 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Phew..... at least I'm not the only one clare!!!!! I thought I'd gone onto one of my parenting sites by accident!!

Well hello there Miss Devil
Parenting Sites???
Dxxx

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12 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
So all of the above means it'll stop you loving someone then does it???
And how about the same for the men or are you just let off then??

Love's a funny old game......

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12 Oct 2004

Quote by roger743
Can I ad the most FUCKING IRRITATING people in the world are folks who measure things

There are 8,484 pixels in your avatar, you know. :P
How many pixels would there be in an avatar featuring Giles Brandreth???
Dxxx

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12 Oct 2004

Quote by Heather
Can I ad the most FUCKING IRRITATING people in the world are folks who measure things - whether it be bank balanaces, penises, tits, number of legs or waist lines.

Quantity Surveyors..???
Actually the most annoying person is Giles Brandreth..!!!! wink

Dxxx

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12 Oct 2004

Quote by da69ve
Does she do anything on Tuesday's????
Dxxx

No one has sex on Tuesdays, you should know that! :lol2:
Not yet....... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mwahahahhahahhaah......
Dxxx wink

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12 Oct 2004

Does she do anything on Tuesday's???? wink

Dxxx

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12 Oct 2004

Too many variables.
Obviously I dont want to go out with a really fat chick, but if she was slightly fat and rich and was also really funny that would be ok (humour is very important)
Cant really imagine any girl going out with me not wanting to have sex. If that did happen there are always options & avenues to explore.
hmmm, the deformed one is tough, the whole still being in love / guilt versus physical repulsion is mighty hard choice to make. Dont think I can answer that one....
Lottery - nah I'd stay with her, if I'm already going out with her she's gotta be pretty good already - and then I'd have the cash to get her just how I want her....

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12 Oct 2004

Quote by mal609
......................... and Tuesday sex will eventually become an everyday thing....

how do you have Tuesday Sex on any day other than a Tuesday? :shock: Because it then becomes Monday Sex or Wednesday Sex or................................ :lol2:
Mal
wink

Good Morning Mr Mal
Exactly..!!!!
Thought you'd like that - I know I did..!!!! wink

D

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
You need to move up North!!

Nah - Dont like Watford......
Unless of course anyone could make it interesting for me........ wink

Dxxx

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by mal609
Looks like I better book a minibus!!! :shock:
Mal

'Mal's Minibus Sex Tours'.........
Right all this is well and good - Mal's got his Tuesday Sex lined up and I am happy that the Spell will be broken and Tuesday sex will eventually become an everyday thing....
But the original theme of this Thread was Tuesday Sex for ME!!!
So, feel free to get in touch!!!!
wink

Dxxx

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by midlandsman1970
There was a thread on here from a disabled person askin if they could join and alot of people replied saying yeah of course you can, as did i,
fantastic example we are setting now for them.
Opinion is one thing that everyone is entitled too and shoud be used with tact and tastefulness especially on a thread.

So if he wasnt disabled and we said he looked plasticy that would be ok in your opinion??

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Maybe he done the "waxing on, waxing off" on christopher reeve!!!

So thats why he looks plasticy...!!!
And there you were feeling all guilty for having been offensive and all along it was the karate kids fault!!!
Dxxx
(Do you think he used Bee's wax???)

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11 Oct 2004

If it was split into regional boards all the fun would be taken out of the whippet & flat cap comments.
Dxxx

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976

No offence but is it just me or does he look kind of plastic in that picture??
Kinda a bit like maybe one of ant and dec in one of their mad disguises??

Personally I think he does look a bit plastic, or maybe like something out of Startrek Voyager (was he ever in Startrek..???).
However, anyone that can look that plastic and still manage to pull a honey like that must deserve some sort of respect......
What I would like to know is why the Karate Kid (aka Danny Russo) is in the picture????
Were they collaborating on a new movie??
wink

Dxxx

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
Next you'll be asking me to tell them the Nija Turtles are plastic, or that Santa is dad

Your kids dad is Santa - how cool is that...!!!
Do you really have reindeer or is that just made up???
wink

Dxxx

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by da69ve

Yeah your right i didn't know the man but i remember being nine years old going to see superman the movie in 1978 and it being the best film i had ever seen at the time and is still one of my favourites now.I respected Chris Reeves!

So, on a scale of 1-10 (10 being high) how much offence have you taken???
Dxx

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Face down, ass up, that's the way I like it.... :twisted:
That's a song isn't it?

uh ha, uh ha....... wink

Dxxx

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
But what time.. and I can't go without my other half

Siamese Twins eh - Kinky....!!!
wink

Dxxx

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by mal609
And D, your Tuesday thread was on the back of MY Tuesday thread!!
Mal

LOL
Well if your gonna start splitting hairs............... wink

Dxxx

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
We need to see the pics on tuesday!!!!! It is the only way!

Or the pics could be taken in front of something displaying the date that Mal (or the person that he is with) has no control over ie an Information Board at a Railway Station etc etc.....
wink

Dxxx

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
I think we need pictures taken of him in various sexual positions, holding tuesdays newspaper.. Just to verify of course!!!

Good Morning Miss Devil
Agreed - verification will be required.
However he could take the pics on a Saturday and use an old Newspaper.
Any thoughts on how we get round this??
Dxxx
(ps is that you in the avatar??)

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by mal609
Bearing in mind this all came about because I couldn't get laid last Tuesday, I now have a dilemma!! I'm off again NEXT Tuesday!
However, due to better planning and a greater timescale, I now have an abundance of offers!!! Yippeeee!!!
Mal

Check Mal out - he's taken the Tuesday Baton and run with it (if it was Blue she'd have taken the baton and probably stuck it up someones arse!! :shock: )
I am 100% sure that this was achieved on his own merits and had nothing to do with the fantastic ammount of publicity generated by my 'Tuesday' Thread........!!! wink

Dxxx

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11 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Beautiful
Intelligent
Tease
Cute
Horny
:shock: Can you tell I just made that up?

No, I cant tell - I think its excellent.............. confused

Dxxx

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