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Quote by EnglishChris99
I am at a loose end Friday evening and all day and all night Saturday.

Shame its not on a Tuesday - could have cleared up that little issue.....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/23017.html
Well everything except Hellens Orgy!!!! wink
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Quote by xxdevil69
In fact I have decided to ordain you as the Grand High Priestess of Tuesday Sex.....

Yay!! biggrin Well it certainly beats my previous title of 'BITCH'!! lol
Does that stand for something???? wink
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Quote by xxdevil69
seeking volunteers for a Tuesday Orgy

Why do things in halves?!? wink
Can I volunteer again? It just sounds a lot of fun :shock:
runs off into the night to find recruits for the tuesday orgy
No need to volunteer again - you are already down.
In fact I have decided to ordain you as the Grand High Priestess of Tuesday Sex..... wink
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Quote by fruity1976
hehe and Im a blonde as well!! Eh
Just goes to show stereotypes suck eggs!

Might have to take you up on that......... wink
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Quote by xxdevil69
Perhaps there's some sort of strange unspoken subconscious religion that we all abide by.. where we don't have sex on tuesdays!! Damn it... lets all have an orgy!!!!!!

Hmmm.....
A tuesday orgy.....I like what you've done there.
I was merely proposing a 1 on 1 session to dispell the myth that no one fucks on a tuesday but you have picked up the baton and run with it..!!!!!
Ok, the rules have now changed....
Whilst I would be happy to hear from individuals that would like to assist me with my quest to dispell the myth that no one has sex on a Tuesday 'Helen Devil' & I are also officially seeking volunteers for a Tuesday Orgy . wink
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Quote by northwest-cpl
Thanks for the kind offers but if there is going to be any sort of spillage I think it only fair to point out that there will be a nominal cleaning charge to return northwest towers to its former pristine state.
Also, could applicants please form an orderly queue at the side door so as not to frighten the servants.

At the risk of Hi-Jacking my own Thread and turning into yet another of those North/South things......
Do they have servants up there??? wink
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Quote by UKsue
WE'll be staying in Gatwick on the 15th and would like to meet a guy for fun in our hotel room , NO FEES please

All these guys who are Posting & PMing seem to have no concern as to your age/size/looks/prefernces etc etc.
However I would like to make sure that its actually worth contacting you (to save your time & mine!!) before I actually do so.
Do you guys have an ad on the site that I could take a look at?
Or could you give me a little more info about yourselves.
Cheers wink
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Quote by bluexxx
I've given this some thought...... actually, I can't remember the last time I had sex on a Tuesday :shock:

Far be it for me to presume - but if you happen to be in the Surrey area on a Tuesday.....
Quote by bluexxx
I would like the people who DO have sex on Tuesdays to contact me and tell me their secrets of how to actually get laid on a Tuesday, maybe even give me a demo :twisted: wink wink wink

Once I have completed this task that I have taken upon myself I will be happy to give you a full briefing.....
This may include diagrams & pictures....!!! wink
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Quote by northwest-cpl
Stop grumbling...I'm not trying to muscle in on Tuesdays but that was an honest attempt to take up the slack on non-Tuesday days...but I am available on Tuesdays if there is an unmet demand... lol

I shall bear you in mind for any of the applicant over-spill..!!!
And if they should not be able to make Tuesdays I will direct then straight to your good self!!!
wink
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Quote by xxdevil69
The whole sex thing I'm ok with.. just still struggling to get my head round the 'Tuesday' bit.. is there no simpler way of explaining it? :shock:

Its quite simple - it has to be on a Tuesday.
Do have a problem with Tuesdays??? wink
Quote by northwest-cpl
Forget the Tuesday thing then!!!
Fancy a shag??? lol lol lol

Sorry NWC - but I wont have my Thread turned into a 'fancy a shag free-for-all'..!!!! wink
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Quote by Alexandra
You are a complete nutcase!

Quote by surreycouple2003
Thats why you love me.....!!!!!!!! wink
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Quote by Alexandra
I have to admit - you have a certain charm!!!! wink

Flattery will get you everywhere Young Lady..!!!!! wink
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Quote by xxdevil69
so what exactly are your aims then? rotflmao

I'm glad you asked that.
What I had in mind was.....
Sex.....
.....on a Tuesday.......
I can tell you're tempted..!!!!
wink
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Quote by djswinger
if your going to buy a car or a house you don't always pick the first one you choose. it's the same here couples and females have a lot of choice.

However Females do generally choose the first outfit they try on even though they try on another 50 before they arrive at this decission. wink
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This Thread has digressed somewhat, however the original theme still stands
I am looking to get laid on a Tuesday.
Doesnt not have to be next Tuesday, or the one after even - but it must be a Tuesday.
If you need more info feel free to ask.
wink
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Quote by Alexandra
Yeah yeah, all that stuff about great posts and being nice is all well and good.....
But trust me about the Sombraro - I know what I'm talking about. wink
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You are a complete nutcase!
Thats why you love me.....!!!!!!!! wink
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Yeah yeah, all that stuff about great posts and being nice is all well and good.....
But trust me about the Sombraro - I know what I'm talking about. wink
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Quote by Nomad_Soul
I also had sex on Tuesday, but I had to blow her up first

Were you using Semtex again?????? rolleyes
I told you before - all you need to do is talk nicely to them and buy them a few drinks.
But would you listen.....?????
Would you
WOULD YOU!!!
wink
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Quote by Alexandra
So, does anyone know where you can get some pics for free???? wink
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rolleyes
Lol - you devil!!!!!!!!
I can tell you had a wicked grin when you posted that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moi?????????
Quote by DaHamsta
I'd be keen to differentiate myself from the crowd so what tips could people give?

Wear Sombraro & dont ask if anybody is looking for a shag on a Tuesday!!!!
wink
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Far be it from me to tell you what you should and shouldnt do with your own ad (159264)
but if you had pics of the both of you on it it would add to the interest level and give you guys extra 'credence'
Cheers wink
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Quote by AlexandAlanda
Ahh, id love to go for a couple on couple, but then im not bit in the slightest, where as alanda is!

What does she do on Tuesdays???? wink
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Quote by Vix
Whe fark ran a story about my website, we got so much traffic we blew 3 servers.

You blew 3 servers....
So does that mean you have more than 3??
Quote by AlexandAlanda
I had sex on tuesday

And on Thursday, Friday and Saturday
Chilled on Sunday.................
wink
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Quote by Robbie
yeah go on then... just tell me where and what time to meet your missus and we'll put this urban myth to bed... so to speak. maybe you should video it for proof... for those 'your full of shit..' moments. wink
cool

Hi Robbie
hmmmm....
Actually I was kinda hoping to dispell the myth from the male angle (in particular me!!).
However should that fail miserably (which with the help of the lovely people it I am sure it wont!) I will definitely bear the offer in mind.
wink
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I am feeling kinda cheeky today.
In fact due to my current state of cheek I was wondering if I'd get in trouble if I shamelessly posted on this thread for no reason other than to get it bumped up the list.
Obviously I wouldnt actually do that - I was just wondering.....!!!!!! wink
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