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Quote by xxdevil69
good luck in finding a woman (single bi-fems are like gold-dust lol) :

Well in that case I want to find me a Gold Single Bi-Fem just to spite you all...!!!! :twisted:
I will you know.
I'm not joking....
wink
Dxxx
(ps if your a single bi-fem that would let me paint her gold that will also be ok)
Quote by xxdevil69
I had sex yesterday!!!!! Does that make me a modern day miracle?!? :shock:

Maybe.
Are you a guy and was it with a stranger???
If you can answer yes to both of those then you just might be a M.D.M
Dx
The thread below mentions the relative difficulties relating to getting laid on a Tuesday.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/22987.html
With your help I intend to dispell this Urban Myth..!!!
I am the male half of SurreyCouple and am seeking suitable volunteers to aid me with my quest.
This is not an adventure for the weak hearted or the infirm.
If you think you are made of the right stuff I want to hear from you. wink
Dxxxx
Quote by mal609

If you think thats elitist you want to try getting an invite for one of our parties!!!!!!
wink
Dx

Or getting laid on a Tuesday!! rotflmao
Mal
wink
Thats sounds like a challenge I'm willing to have a go at - watch this space!!!
D wink
Quote by AlexandAlanda
Thanks for tearing a new couple's hopes to pieces! All you can do is criticise, insted of trying to help people new to this.
Who knew swinging was so elitist sad

If you think thats elitist you want to try getting an invite for one of our parties!!!!!!
wink
Dx
Quote by Robbie
and...??? for fucks sake you can't say that and give me not even the slightest glimmer of insight... lie to me i don't care... something to feed my imagination!! rolleyes
the image etched on my conciousness... :twisted:

I'd love to tell you more but it would be wrong of me to dish out any further details - have to protect her anonymity.....! wink
Dxxx
Quote by mal609
Anybody want a shag???

Go on then.. biggrin
Is that Helen or Rob or both??! wink
Dx
Does it matter? :lol2:
Mal
wink
No, I just to know what to pack..!!!!! wink
Dx
Quote by Robbie
Of the superstar status i think Angelina Jolie and Carmen Electra

I think my ex G/F went out with a guy who dated Carmen Electra..... confused
Quote by Delaney
Please refer to the earlier answer of 'We're outnumbered'
There is also the possiblilty that you are not what they are looking for
Perserverance goes a long way ;)

Absolutely.
Obviosuly some ads are just pic collectors - but they will generally be of the 'seeking women' variety (pervy guys wanting pics of girls).
I would imagine that ads of the 'seeking men' variety are more likely to be genuine.
You really do need your replies to stand out - and make sure you tailor your response to each ad rather than just banging out a standard reply (without lying of course!!)
And yes, perseverance is vital!!!! wink
Quote by AlexandAlanda
Cumshots and anal are a must though!

I thought cumshots were the end sequence of a porn scene as opposed to something you actually did??
Or am I mistaken?? confused
Dx
Robbie is cheeky wee monkey wink
Love him!!
And its got nothing to do with the fact that I look a bit like him.
Dx
Quote by monty2u4fun
Hi Ya all. I am looking to get involved on the scene and have placed loads of ads on the dogging site and "men looking women"part and included pics but never had any replies to the genuine advert. Can anyone help a horny male he he! confused: hump

You dont mention having replied to any ads - how many ads have you replied to?
In a buyers market you have to take the product to the buyer - not just sit back and wait for them to come to you.
And you need to read the ads and respond accordingly -
If they want pics - send them!
If they want to know what you have in mind - tell them!
We get alot of emails from single guys - most are one liners and they get treated with the contempt they deserve, however guys that have put some effort in to their email will get replied to and although we are not looking for single guys currently we always ask if they would mind us keeping their details in case we do want a single guys one day.
Hope this helps - Good Luck wink
Dx
Quote by Fun365
How do I vet the 'applicants'?
It seems easier if you are only looking for say one guy - what happens when you are looking for 5?

Surely you do it in exactly the way you would for one man - and then do it another 4 times..!!
Dx
Quote by outdoorfun
not to worry surreycouple, the dear old rubadub ball is pretty tame compared with other events - but it rasies huge sums of money for the charities
and ususally you can find something to go onto afterwards - all atstes abound
sadly tho' the ball itself is much the haunt of fahsionistas and posers, not players, these days
best ever to all
tkh

HI there T
Hope life is treating you well.
As always a Virtual Fountain of Knowledge. wink
Cheers
D&Mxxx
Quote by Maxblue
hi - is anyone going to the Rubber Ball tonight in London Hammersmith? I am definitely going and it would be nice link up at the ball,
Max

Bugger.
Does that mean we have missed it for the 3rd year in a row???!!!!!
Dx
Quote by whitehorse
does anyone know if a certain profile is genuine or not if i gave the ad number ?

Actually I have recently commissioned a bespoke piece of software that uses complex algorithms to decode S/H ads.
The tests are 87%.
I am happy to offer a genuinity testing service to all.
The cost of the genuinity testing is £18 per ad (plus postage & packing - please allow 28days for delivery) however bulk test packages can be purchased.
Dx wink
Good morning Chaps
Firstly many thanks for all the emails - this looks like it might be our best party yet!!!
Can you not send pics in zip files - I cant open them at work!!!
Speak to you all soon wink
D&Mxxx
Werent Dodo's slightly chubby, fluffy birds that didnt move very fast....???
Thats not a very nice thing to liken Single Bi Females to.........
Dx
Quote by mollyandchris
in the process of getting it sorted surreycouple....whens the next party by the way?

Hi guys
Next party is on the 30th of October - if you fancy making the trek down to Surrey you'd be very welcome.
Its looking like its gonna be a good-un..!!! wink
Dx
Quote by mollyandchris
I totally agree its astounding that such an absolute and complete moroin is the most powerfull man in the world it beggers belief

Hi there Molly & Chris
Thought I'd have a quick perv at molly pert rack and discovered that you ad link's might need some attention. wink
Probably due to the new ad expiry period.
Dx
Quote by crosspatch
In very simplistic terms, men abuse their womenfolk to compensate for their own inadequacies and/or repeat what they have learnt from their childhood domestic experiences.

hmmmm....
Not sure about this one.
A bit too much armchair psychology & blanket statements for my liking.
Dx
Quote by sugarspice-nw
Just to let everyone know due to the lack of reply's to the change of party plan's we are now having to cancel it

But you've got over 5 weeks to get more people interested.....
Dx
Quote by chick0074
Quite a few of us seem to be talking about this on PM, so it will be nice to meet face to face.

Hi there Rachel
Well its October 1st today - so not long now!!! wink :twisted:
Dx
Kelly contacted us a little while ago about meeting up and about our parties.
We didnt actually speak but we exchanged a few emails and then swapped numbers.
In our opinion these guys are more than likely to be genuine.
So what ARE you waiting for!!
wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by OnlyUs
That says it all. When we first started we ONLY wanted to meet a couple etc, but the first couple encouraged going to a club (Chams) instead. We all had a good time (not with each other), but don't think it was a great click sadly.
If we went OUR way we'd have been put off, possibly mentally forced into a situation, or just had a shite time.
So we'd completely agree with you on this! And if anyone thinks they are too innocent to go - you aren't! If we can go - so can you! biggrin

Hi Guys
It was great to speak with you the other night - hope we managed to answer your questions satisfactorily..!!
You are sooo right - parties are much more relaxed, and personally I also find it incredibly liberating to be naked in front of lots of people - even if most of me is underwater!!! wink
Dx
Quote by chick0074
I always say think of it as a normal house party - people drinking and chatting in the lounge and kitchen - and people go upstairs to shag in the bedrooms.

A normal House Party - with an indoor pool!!! wink
Quote by chick0074
Soft swingers can watch and perform, there is never pressure to join in,

Indeed - absolutely no pressure what so ever.
Quote by chick0074
Parties really are the best place to start your swinging life.

I couldnt agree more.
Quote by chick0074
And if you get on well with a couple you can swap numbers and then meet up in private at a later date. Better and easier than doing the ads and emails thing!

We actually had 2 couples at our last party that hit it off so well they decided to go back to a hotel together!!!
The great thing abouts parties is the fact that you can just just hang out and chat, or stay with own partner etc etc.
Can you imagine just hanging out an chatting if you had arranged a 4 sum and then didnt click - I could see that has potential to be very awkward!!
Dx wink