Hi there
A word of advice mon ami - not always wise to advertise meeting places in open forum.
You never know who might turn up unnanounced. :shock:
Dx
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Quote by mindblowing
We are new to all this, and have sent off loads of replies to the ads in different sections
So we do wonder just how real they are.
We can confirm that there are a lot of 'real' ads on this site.
However we do send out a truly enormous amount of emails.
And there seems to be no rhyme or reason as the ppl responding.
We get replies from people who say 'Oh yes, weve seen you ad, we like the idea of trying a party' - so they had already seen the ad, liked it, wanted to try a party but did nothing about it until we emailed them..!!!!
Quote by mindblowing
maybe we are being greedy, but yet have not had one reply.
In the words of Gordon Gecko 'Greed is Good...!!'
Get emailing..!!!!
Dx
Quote by SarahNickLondon
We're sure the majority of people not using the websites email system are genuine, so its a shame one or two have to spoil things, but it may be an idea to start using it.
This way, hopefully, it may only be a matter of time before we weed out the spammers.
I dont know about anyone else but I have noticed that you do develop a 'feel' for the fakes.
I always report them if I think they are fakes and I always leave my email on the reporting form - I am more than happy to report fakes openly.
In fact I think there should be a leader board for successfull reporting of fakes....!!!
Dx
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.
Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross
the river."
Poof! He was turned into a woman
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge
Dx
Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross
the river."
Poof! He was turned into a woman
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge
Dx
Quote by mindblowing
We were wondering about anybody's experiences using the little blue wonder bills, we are sure this has been discussed before, but even so.
P&C
As it happens I tried some on Saturday.
I had drunk a little too much and someone had some so I tried it.
And they definitely work.
Interestingly I did not suffer any of the afore mentioned stomach issues.
I would love to get some more - bit scared about purchasing that sort of thing online though.
Dx
Quote by Robbie
- who the fuck is Tony:
I'd love to know the background to this one...
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-146815.html
Hi there Robbie
I cant decide if your the all time HeavyWeight Champion of Ad Trawling or if you just need to get out more..!!!
Maybe both..!!!!
Dx
Quote by mark/surrey
shy might be a bit shy on the words that all, and theres nothing wrong with pro fotos mybe she knows a photographer .
Well as long as she's not too shy to wrestle Molly I couldnt care less about how much she writes........... :twisted:
Of course I am assuming that Molly isnt shy either.....
hmmmmm
I can see that there is scope for this plan to be less than watertight.... :shock:
Dx
Quote by mark/surrey
one thinks it is slightly unbalanced. *stongh hint here*
THERE SHOULD BE SOME SINGLE GUYS.........................
Hi there Mark
Hope you are well.
Thanks for the advice on how to run a party..!!!
We'll bear it in mind for future events.
We may even carry out a surey at the next party to see how ppl would feel about it.
Dx
Quote by Robbie
ha ha... I'm living safe in the knowledge that your mail will be hidden amongst the three replies she got in the last hour! She might get back to you..... this decade!!
But on the off chance that you do get a reply - i expect a fooking invite!!
If she comes, so shall you my friend
Dx
Quote by Robbie
... not a piss take on this one, the pics on this one are very well taken with equal amount of sex appeal and class. The pics are almost too good - to the point were i wouldn't be surprised if they are professional.
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-147862.html
I think I may invite her to a party - see if she's brings a dictaphone!!!
Dx
Quote by Robbie
In the U.S you've got Thanks Giving late November! anything that has the words give and thanks in it has some serious potential! I'm think school girls and school masters... whack!!!.... 'thank you sir'!! :twisted:
Robbie
I like your style....
How about,
Cross Dressing School Girls & School Masters......... :twisted:
Quote by Robbie
You guys really do roll out the parties.. you having one for Guy Fawkes aswell?? ha ha..
Hi Robbie
Thats got me thinking.....
Gurls Fawkes,
Guy's n Gurls Fawkes / Fucks etc etc
Need some work but there definitely some mileage in it......
And there's bound to be a few fireworks...!!!
I suppose we could do a penny for the guy / gurl - although we're not allowed to charge!!!
Might even find someone who wants to be hung,drawn & quatered - make it abit fetishy?
Actually we want the Halloween Party to be slightly Fetishy (our usual parties arent) - nothing heavy - just some dressing up etc.
Quote by beckyg
Hi D&M
This is my very first time on Swinging Heaven and me and my partner are very much looking into sexy times with couples/females and I was interested in your party tomorrow night.
Being a complete novice on the scene would like to know of any other parties in the future?
from a very interested woman in Berkshire.
Hi there Becky
If you're complete novices looking to find your feet in the party scene then you are amongst good company - we are still very new to it ourselves, as are practically all of the ppl that come to our parties.
If there is anything you would like to know feel free to ask - either drop us an email or pm us.
However please do not send pics just yet - our inbox is mighty full..!!!
The next scheduled party is October 30th - however we're not sure if we can wait that long so we might have another before then...!!!
Here is a link to the Halloween thread!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20433.html
Hope to hear from you soon
D&Mxxx
My Lords Ladies & Gentlemen
We at SurreyCouple2003 Inc do cordially invite you to a night of Decadence and Devilry. :twisted:
We are looking for Like-minded Spirits & Tortured Soul's to join us in a celebration of Darkness.
We envisage much nakedness, wearing of stag horns, dancing round fires and sacrifical virgins...!!!
Only Couples & Females are required for this Halloween Ritual - No Single High Priest's Please.
If you would care to join us please respond to this thread, or Pm us or email
Look forward to biting you..... :shock:
mwahahhhaahahahahh
D&Mxxx
We at SurreyCouple2003 Inc do cordially invite you to a night of Decadence and Devilry. :twisted:
We are looking for Like-minded Spirits & Tortured Soul's to join us in a celebration of Darkness.
We envisage much nakedness, wearing of stag horns, dancing round fires and sacrifical virgins...!!!
Only Couples & Females are required for this Halloween Ritual - No Single High Priest's Please.
If you would care to join us please respond to this thread, or Pm us or email
Look forward to biting you..... :shock:
mwahahhhaahahahahh
D&Mxxx
