Three Swings walk into a pub........
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Quote by mark/surrey
if youd ever consider a single male just to help with the party you know pour drinks etc ... ... i promise not to join in..... really i promise :twisted:
My friend not even the Pope would be able to resist getting involved.......
So a horny Geordie would be running around poking ppl in the eyes with his raging hard-on as he topped up their champagne glases..!!!! :shock:
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Quote by mark/surrey
:cry: oh well back to the right hand......
Hi Mark
Hope you are well.
As we said before this party is strictly for Couples & Females.
However we are hoping to actually get round to taking some pics this time (we usually forget to as our minds are on other things!!).
Happy to forward some on to you if you like - might help with the right hand workout!!
Dx
Oh yes.....
A couple of years ago I was Snowboarding in the French Alps. We were staying in Tigne but went out at night in Val D'Isere.
I had gotten friendly with a rather lovely young Aussie and had elected to remain with her when my friends left for the hotel.
The night wore on and it became apparent that we were both staying in Tigne (sweet) so the plan was to go back to hers.
We piled into a People Carrier Taxi with some strangers and got dropped off in Tigne. When we got out the Aussie chick had decided that it probably wasnt cool for me to stay (she wassharing a room with a friend etc etc!!) so we kissed, said goodbye and went our separate ways.
It was only at this point did I realise that I did not recognise any of my surroundings. It was approx 4am, -25 celcius, there was no one around, no cabs, no bars open - nothing.
It then became apparent that there are 3 resorts all under the umbrella name of Tigne and theres quite a few kilometers between them!!
The last couple of Sambucas I had drunk in the bar were just kicking in and probably kept the cold a bay (abit) so I pulled my coat (and it was just a regular coat) over my head and my jumper down as far as I could and then mustered every ounce of resolve to walk the 6 or 7 Kms home.
When I got to the resort I was staying at (Val Claret I believe) I saw my hotel at the end of some very windy roads. I also noticed a large expanse of open ground that led directly to the Hotel.
I decided to take the direct route (with temperatures as cold as they were it really was much more appealing than the long winding road) - so I trudge off in the snow for about 5 paces before I dissapear into what can only be descibed as 'Quick Snow' :shock:
Floundering around in that powder snow I really thought I was a gonner - I made my peace with this world and was preparing for the next one.
Eventually I managed to drag myself out of the snow by pulling myself out with the use of a nearby corrugated iron fence picket - it was so cold my fingers were sticking to it but ripping the skin on my fingers seemed preferable at that moment in time to drowning in Powder!!
When I made it back to the Hotel I found my friend asleep in the Hall way - we had maged to jam the door to the room some how so after being blown out by aussie chick and my ordeal with the snow I then had to sleep on the floor outside my room!!!
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A couple of years ago I was Snowboarding in the French Alps. We were staying in Tigne but went out at night in Val D'Isere.
I had gotten friendly with a rather lovely young Aussie and had elected to remain with her when my friends left for the hotel.
The night wore on and it became apparent that we were both staying in Tigne (sweet) so the plan was to go back to hers.
We piled into a People Carrier Taxi with some strangers and got dropped off in Tigne. When we got out the Aussie chick had decided that it probably wasnt cool for me to stay (she wassharing a room with a friend etc etc!!) so we kissed, said goodbye and went our separate ways.
It was only at this point did I realise that I did not recognise any of my surroundings. It was approx 4am, -25 celcius, there was no one around, no cabs, no bars open - nothing.
It then became apparent that there are 3 resorts all under the umbrella name of Tigne and theres quite a few kilometers between them!!
The last couple of Sambucas I had drunk in the bar were just kicking in and probably kept the cold a bay (abit) so I pulled my coat (and it was just a regular coat) over my head and my jumper down as far as I could and then mustered every ounce of resolve to walk the 6 or 7 Kms home.
When I got to the resort I was staying at (Val Claret I believe) I saw my hotel at the end of some very windy roads. I also noticed a large expanse of open ground that led directly to the Hotel.
I decided to take the direct route (with temperatures as cold as they were it really was much more appealing than the long winding road) - so I trudge off in the snow for about 5 paces before I dissapear into what can only be descibed as 'Quick Snow' :shock:
Floundering around in that powder snow I really thought I was a gonner - I made my peace with this world and was preparing for the next one.
Eventually I managed to drag myself out of the snow by pulling myself out with the use of a nearby corrugated iron fence picket - it was so cold my fingers were sticking to it but ripping the skin on my fingers seemed preferable at that moment in time to drowning in Powder!!
When I made it back to the Hotel I found my friend asleep in the Hall way - we had maged to jam the door to the room some how so after being blown out by aussie chick and my ordeal with the snow I then had to sleep on the floor outside my room!!!
Dx
Quote by Phoebe 'n' Smoothy
hi we think we r to late to see if we could come to the party on 11th sept but thought we would askin hope lol and also to say we r interested in attending your parties, well our profile no: is 113759, hope to hear from you
lickis Phoebe & Smoothy
Hi there
Will Pm you
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Quote by mindblowing
Club 60 is there for anyone who gets to every club on the page, all 60. You need proof that you went, and the game is to see who can get to 60 first.
We will think of a prize at a later stage.
Further to this, has anyone considered Club Over 60...???
We will require proof..!!!
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Quote by mindblowing
Or are all the most interesting and genuine people on this site from "up north" ?
Northerners interesting????
I do hope that was an introductory jibe to arouse a response and get yourself known..!!
They may be more genuine - but thats only cos they have to be - theres nothing else to do up there....!!!
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Quote by Jags
It has to be said again, the only real way to have meets is to get known here, be trusted and be known to be a 'real' user of the site, not one who only posts the same one line every time saying the equivalent of 'fancy a shag'!!
TBH I havent actually tried that approach & therefore cant comment on its effectiveness.....
So,
Does anyone 'fancy a shag'???
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Hi there
This is a topic I have been intending to raise - sort of!!
I have been wondering what the potential dangers are with regard to sexual diseases & soft swinging.
For example
If person A peforms oral sex on Person B and then Person C can STD's be passed from B to C???
Gosh all sounds a bit algebraic!!! :shock:
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This is a topic I have been intending to raise - sort of!!
I have been wondering what the potential dangers are with regard to sexual diseases & soft swinging.
For example
If person A peforms oral sex on Person B and then Person C can STD's be passed from B to C???
Gosh all sounds a bit algebraic!!! :shock:
Dx
Quote by jamiehannah
Hi, we are Jamie & Hannah from Chester.
We love this site and have had some great fun with people on here.
But, we want to try something different and that is young swingers.
Hi Jamie & Hannah
Not sure how you guys feel about travelling but we are hosting a party this saturday (11th) that I am sure is just what you are looking for.
Check out our ads (links are below) if you're interested feel free to get in touch.
D&Mxxx
Quote by Alexandra
Surreycouple
FFS (tm Neilinleeds c 2004) This is just the type of thing I meant
I for one, fully understand what TE meant - I think in this case it is you have misinterpretted what he said. TE admitted to what he considers to be a mistake he made and hints at the consequences - at least he is big enough to be open abut this and shows that he has feelings and respect for people on here. Muah to you TE!
I started this thread to try and ask people to think before they post - not to bring the petty sniping into here as well.
Can't we all just be thoughtful human beings!!!!!!!!
hmmmm....
Alex
Maybe I did misinterpet what TE meant - its certainly not beyond the realms of possibility!
But as for petty sniping - I resent that.
I have not sniped at anyone.
And I reiterate what I said to TE about being chastised for making jovial comments - or does this forum now frown on humour.
You made a comment about 'global warming' affecting the forums mood - I feel that was a lighthearted remark just as my comment about 'mercury being in retrograde cycle' was.
So I fail to see the harm there.
And it would appear that TE fell out with some ppl over a posting of his (I am not aware of the incident) - and my original comment remains, that if someone is willing to 'fall out' with you over a posting then they might not have been worth 'falling in with' in the first place.
Now in the spirit of love, peace and forum harmony I suggest we take any further responses to the PM's
Dont you agree
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