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Quote by londonsnglmale
thats cool
Grovelling accepted wink

A thousand thanks for your gracious acceptance kind Sir....... wink
Sorry guys - cant agree with you on this.
Vin Diesel is c*nt and his film are absolute bollox.
He was cool in 'Boiler Room' but thats probably because he had a relatively small part in a film that didnt have any explosions or machine guns...........
Dx
Good afternoon All
Gosh.......
Now I'm feeling guilty. :cry:
I do apologise to all of you out there that I may have upset by suggesting that you might be scum sucking, baby eating, slime oozing, worthless hacks.......
I didnt mean it!!! wink
Dx
Quote by mal609
Sorted now VeeJay
Thanks for the links for verification. all those ads are now gone.
Mal
wink

I've just got in to the office so have only just read this thread.
I'm a bit gutted.
I wanted to have a look at those pics!!!
Dx
Quote by new couple 2004
Ignore me !!!! I know what a PM is now !!

Hi there
Hope the information provided is sufficient.
If there is anything else you would like to know please feel free to ask.
All things being well we look forward to receiving your pics and seeing you on the 11th wink
Take care
D&Mxxx
Quote by liss11210
The last party we had it was suddenly 5am!
Time flies huh..... wink

It wasnt flat out all night I hasten to add..!!! :shock:
That would just be silly wink
Dx
Quote by PaulnSusie
They say themselves that they don't run these parties as a business, well, after the 'care' and 'support' of the hosts, we find that statement 100% true, because no 'business' would treat their customers/clients the way we felt we were treated.

LOL!! wink
hmmmmm......
Cant make up my mind about this one.
Obviously the massive amount of publicity they received is bound to create a massive influx of new 'client's'.
However this should have been managed properly - I am guessing (and it is a guess!) that the dollar bill's took precedent over customer enjoyment here.
Maybe thats what they had in mind, or maybe they just had too many applicant's to be able to vet them accordingly.
However, regardless of the reason people will vote with their feet and Mr & Mrs Radlett may find their house full of single guys in the not too distant future.
I would be interested to hear of any 'good radlett reports' post the TV show.
Dx
Quote by steveg_nw
Can you point me at these things you've read about these 'parties' being good? I was under the impression that the last one was the first and I haven't seen a single mention of it apart from surreycouple2003.
Steve

Hi Steve
FYI
Quote by surreyguy27
And thanks to D & M for organising it and all the other gorgeous people for turning up. Incredible venue and a really relaxed, very sexy time. Let's hope it's sunny next time and we get to use the garden ;-)
I'm still grinning!
M xxx

Hope that helps
D
Quote by yin yang
If you have EVER tried to raise a few topics, you will see the problems.
Many bemoan the lack of input, and many dont start them because no one wants to see it drop ff the page with no replies...like bill no mates. Better to swim than sink?

I have never had a problem raising topics - and if I did raise one that nobody liked (ahem) then so be it!!!! wink
Dxx
Quote by londonsnglmale
although i this may come out in a bad way i dont mean it, but....
You're obviously bias towards your own parties, seeing as they're yours, but then i know from what i have read your parties are regarded as pretty good so its ok i guess...
lol lol

I dont think that came out in bad way - and I certainly dont take any offence.
And I suppose that we are biased towards our parties.
But were not likely to run parties that we dont like are we....!!! wink
Dx
Quote by londonsnglmale
shamless plug wink

Yes sireee........ wink
However, I'm not completely shameless.
I wouldnt say those thing's about our fantastic parties unless they were all true!!!
Dx
I could be completely wrong but the amount and frequency that these thread's were appearing at set a small alarm off in my head.
Threds such as 'Whats you most disappointing swinging experience' - sounds abit too much like an interview question to me.
Who know's maybe someone from a trashy womens magazine might be using the answers to build an 'interview style' article titled 'My swinging horrors' or 'How swinging saved my marriage' etc etc...... rolleyes
If that is the case I have probably just given the slimey hack a couple of good titles...!!
I would love to hear from the authors of these threads - hopefully to prove me wrong.
Dx
Hi Paul & Susie
Well you know what you ought to do.
Get yourselves to our party on the 11th. wink
Its free.
Its closer than Radlett.
Its full of nice people (like us!!!)
Its all couples & bi fems and everyone is hand chosen.
The parties are small enough for the 'Organisers' to make sure that everyone's needs are looked after be they drinks, cars towing, jump leads (for cars - get your minds out of the gutter!!!) or anything else....... :shock:
You know you want to wink
Dx
Afternoon all
I have noticed a recent trend and increase in the amount of 'newbies' asking many questions and carrying out surveys. confused
This could of course be completely innocent.
However, being the sceptic that I am, I just cannot help but wonder if this is the Press or similar organisation using this site as a resource for info regarding the 'swinging scene' as it is blatantly a hot topic for the media currently.
Any thoughts???
Dx
Quote by new couple 2004
Hi
Straight Husband ,31 and Bi curious wife ,38 (surrey based) looking for some fun and try the scene out for the first time. This might be ideal.
Is there any further info we could get before taking the plunge!!

Hi there
You have a PM
Dx
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to swinging, again and again.
Rocco

dunno
That was actually one of my favourite lines - its so random its f*cking hilarious!!
Love it wink
Dx
Quote by phil_osopher
I reckon this person has a PhD... rolleyes
A lot of words, but when you come to look at them they mean bugger all! (Sorry mate - I'm sure you meant this as a bit of fun!) smile

Absolutely - it's a piss take.
Now dont get me wrong, its a good one, but its a piss take none the less.
Dx
Quote by G-spot
Obviously there are many more men on here than women (cos lets face it, women can get it whenever they want right, not quite the same for us men, plus we are all horny 24/7)

I know of women that are horny 24/7
I would also imagine that there are alot of women who dont get what they want.
Quote by G-spot
So my question is.. is there any point? Ladies, do you ever look through the mens listing or do you just let them come to you. Guys, do you ever get any replies from your ad? or only to Girls you mail directly?

Is there any point - I guess that is up to you (with that defeatest attitude I would suggest no)
However, you could always claim to have a massive cock!!!
D wink
Hi Sean
Cheers - that makes sense!!! wink
Personally I am here for the swinging - if I meet great ppl and new friends along the way (which I have) thats the bouns.
Dx
Quote by fabio grooverider
yes and no.........i have been swinging for a while, but for me the social circle is as important as the actual sex, and i know that is weird (especially for a single guy)
the friendships that i make and lead to swinging are stronger and better because i took to time to learn about people, found out what made them tick, turned them on ect....
a lot can be said for learning on the fly...... but i prefer to do my homework first... biggrin biggrin biggrin
mind you saying that.... wouldn't say no to an invite to one of your parties... lol
sean xxxxxx

Hi Sean
All that is well and good but you havent really answered my question.
You say that you have been swinging for a while - were you swinging before you stumbled across SH or after.
That is what I would like to know.
Dx
Quote by fabio grooverider
well since i only came in to meet people socially and anything more than that is a bonus....

I find it interesting that you only came here to meet ppl socially. confused
Whilst we are all very aware that it IS a great place to meet ppl it would'nt be the first place I would think of!
Now if you had said that you had come here to check out swinging and then found some nice ppl so stayed - that would make sense to me.
Is that what happended??
D
It's all about the FPM Factor.
The Fucks Per Meet Factor is calculated by adding up all the fucks' you have had in a month divided by the number of meets you have attended.
You then email this figure to the Central Unilateral Monitoring Syndicate or CUMS.
CUMS then takes all the data sent to them and then produces the league tables for the respective month.
This is how they work out who the most successful swinger is.
However recently the CUMS organisation has been plagued with allegations of rigging & drug taking.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Crikey weve finally manged to agree on something,maybe debate brings peeps together after all!!

LOL
Maybe....... wink
Dx
Quote by new couple 2004
Hi
Straight Husband ,31 and Bi curious wife ,38 (surrey based) looking for some fun and try the scene out for the first time. This might be ideal.
Is there any further info we could get before taking the plunge!!

Hi there
Absolutely.
Please feel free to ask whatever you like.
You can either ask here or drop us a PM or email us at
Speak to you soon
Dx
Quote by jah_2uk
is it just my imagination or am i the only guy on this site not claiming to have at least 9"
im starting to get a bit of a complex about all this

Its only since we've been hosting parties that I have realised that not every bloke in the world has a cock the same size as Rocco...!!!
I used to think I was small - however I now know that I am (dare I say it) normal / average etc etc
Whilst some guys out there really do have big cocks (this info has also come from hosting parties!!) I am quite sure that alot of those who profess to having 9/10/12 inches etc might be stretching the truth just a little.
For some reason this society seems to deem huge cocks vital (I think this has its route's in Paganism - where it was a symbol of virility - which was all important in order for society to continue to exist).
There are also alot of singles guys out there who probably believe that they need competitive advantage in order to stand a chance of meeting up with ppl for swinging purposes - so its only to be expected that they may embelish the truth slightly in order to sell themselves.
However, I'm quite sure this is a 'Cafe' topic.
Dx
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Can i just point out,that at the end of the day this is just a forum on the internet,yes the peeps on here are real,but it aint worth overly worrying about if it doesnt go perfectly!!

Hooray!!! wink
Many thanks Clare.
I think you may have managed to sum up what I have been trying to say!!
Dx
Quote by niceguysdoexist

some people start certain threads just to start an arguement though,this isnt one of them though

Yes it is mad
wink wink
Oh no it isnt.............. wink