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Quote by easy
I agree with Ians analogy of The Cafe. This place has been cliquey since I first registered tbh.
I propose we change the name to.....
"The Slaughtered Lamb".

Beware the moon.....
Keep clear of the cafe...... :twisted:
We get alot of response's.
Some are completely ridiculous (badly written, irrelevant to our ads etc etc)
and some are wonderful (well written, informative email's from ppl who have read our ad's and are replying because they fit our requirements).
And some of these email's have progressed into meeting's.
So in summary - These ads do work. wink
Dx
Quote by well_busty_babe
If you dont like a particular thread then avoid it.
is a bit pointless as i had already stated i didint come on here as much due to me not liking all the argumentative stuff....is that not me already avoiding it??????
However,
I would like to clarify that I do not mean avoid the forum - merely avoid the thread you dont like.
They arent all argumentative..!! wink
Dx
Quote by well_busty_babe
can i just say... if you are going to quote me.. please read my whole post before you do so!

Sorry hunny
Bit of an erratic quote incident - I was actually quoting Steve!!! wink
Do forgive me.
Dx
Quote by forest7171
Hi all...
I'm new to this, so bear with me. My girlfrind has been pestering me to try a mff threesome. Must be the Latin American hot blooded thing!
We'd love to meet a like minded bi girl to initiate us.
Any pointers or advice gratefully received... you seem like a nice bunch
J and F, London

Hi there J&F
I have an excellent pointer!!! wink
We are hosting a Couples & Bi-Females party on the 11th Sept.
You could come along and just hang out with absolutely no pressure to do anything.
You can chat with ppl, watch ppl and if everything feels right maybe take things a little further - entirely up to you.
You can find out a bit more about us in our ads 117714 / 114683 / 131788
If you interested drop us a pm and we will send you further details
Hope to hear from you
D&M
Quote by Steve_Lincs
heres hoping things calm down again soon.
luv n stuff
WBB
x x x

I think that give it a few weeks things will be back to normal bollox,,it is the mad season anyway,as soon as the kids are back at school people will probably chill out
Am I really hearing this?????
Sure there are threads on here that really are quite heated (and there are ppl here that enjoy that)
There are also some very silly whacky threads (ie the who put do in the dowap etc etc) that other people love.
Thats whats great about this forum - the diversity and variety. wink
If you dont like a particular thread then avoid it.
And if you dont like any of the threads - stop moaning and start one you do like!!!!
Dx
Personally I always put a reasonable amount of thought into my posts.
The reason for this is that most as my opinions seem to be quite inflamatory - and I would be absolutely torn to shreds if I made flippant remarks!!. :shock:
I guess it just depends on what you want to get out of this forum - personally I value the opinions of others (even if I dont agree with them) as they force me to evaluate my own.
And the reason I am here is because I have an interest in swinging - obviously its nice to hear what ppl favourite films are etc etc as you are able to build up a profile / picture of the ppl you are here with - however if I really cared that much then I would be posting in the forum of .!!! wink
Dx
Hi
Hope every one had a fab Bank Holiday Weekend. wink
Thats quite interesting.
Dont think I am in any position to comment on whether or not things have changed as I / We havent been around for all that long.
However your post suggests that thing may have changed - what I would ask is if things have changed is that neccessarily a bad thing.
Change and growth are inevitable things in all areas of life - and they are things that generally (although not always) happen naturally.
If you've ever belonged to a club or organisation for a reasonable ammount of time things are rarely the same as when you first joined - for many reasons inc the fact that it may be you that has changed not the other way around.
Maybe that is what happend to the ppl you referred to - maybe they have changed, who knows???
Dx
Quote by oliveoyl
mad mad mad mad
We cant make it again grrrrrrrrr
have a good one anyway

Hi there
We will definately try!!!! wink
D&Mxxx
G'day all
Hope everyone is having a fab bank holiday so far.
Still getting pics emailed - the inbox was completely full this morning.
This mean that some ppl (maybe yours) emails arent getting through.
Please use the PM's or respond to this thread or email without pics.
We will send you an email address to send your pics to.
Many thanks wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by sexypussy
we are a 19 year old couple from north lincs.
male,straight,19 attractive
female,bi curious,19 very attractive 34dd breasts sexy curves.
we are looking for a bi female to join us to experience a mff threesome

Hi there
We are not a bi female (well actually M is !!) but you might be interested in the parties we run.
Check out our ads 117714 / 114683 / 131788
The next one is on the 11th Sept.
If your interested drop us a pm. wink
Hope to hear from you
D&Mxxx
Hi there
We still have places for Couples & Females at this event.
However, can you please not send pics to the address as it is almost at its limit.
Can you either, PM, respond to this thread or email without pics and we will then give you an alternative email address to send pics to. biggrin
See you all soon!!!! wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by anais
Aww Thank you smile , don't think my friend is worried about the price

Always for a 'friend' aint it...... wink
Dx
Quote by easy
First question....
How long's a piece of string.
Different people meet in different ways.

Fistly, If what I'm lead to believe by most women in this forum the length of a piece of string isnt important. wink
Secondly, obviously they do - I think she was looking for a little bit more than that - maybe hear some lovely romantic stories etc etc.
Dont ya think???
Dxx
Quote by phil_osopher
I agree with Clare - a Mind Reader would be top of the list for inventions - just think of a world without lies!!!

Then we really would be able to answer the 'Size' debate once and for all... biggrin :shock: wink !!!!
Dx
Quote by corriefem
Well the Krankies live near me :shock: :shock:

Wicked!!! wink
Gotta love the Krankies.
It would be cool to get them to a party.
Midget Fetist etc etc.
Dxx
Quote by astro
I am experianced and equipped with stirrups and gynaecological tools , I am male 40 yrs of age , I have carried out many examinations in the last five years

Sound a bit Fred Westy.
Didnt he do that sort of stuff...???
Quote by astro
I am experianced and equipped with stirrups and gynaecological tools

Where do you get that sort of kit from???
Quote by Kenluvslucy
As newbies- the original comment by wibbly strikes a chord- both myself and Loosy could not be mistaken for Brad Pitt and Jenny Aniseed

I actually had the pleasure of seeing a pic of Wibbly this afternoon. biggrin
Personally I do not understand why she took umbridge to the 'Sentence' (as it shall hence forth be known) on the Radlett web site as it certainly did not apply to her.
In my opinion she is delightfull wink - and certainly not (gosh how do I put this without getting flayed) - fat / large etc etc
Maybe some ppl just think they are larger than they are.
Maybe its just a lack off confidence that cause's ppl to get upset at these sort of things.
Maybe that why we got such a hammering for running a party for good looking people.
Maybe its parameter thing.
Who knows???
Dxx
Quote by J3diMast3r
'Fever Parties' have a more objectionable policy which is openly discrimatory about age, looks and body shape ...

Objectionable???
I think its well within everyone rights to hold whatever type of party they so desire.
And if its a commercial organisation (such as fever parties) they will have a very specific target market in mind - I dont see that as being objectionable, thats just business sense.
Dxxx
Quote by Heather
Er... you've had ONE, haven't you...? dunno

Er.... no, we have had several - and they just keep getting better. biggrin
Its been quite a steep learning curve - we've gone from complete novices to almost knowing what were doing!!!
And now were having another. wink
Dxxxx
Quote by drexl
we have managed to get rid of the kids for both nights, so we are looking to take the oppurtunity and arrange our very first 3sum.
we are looking for either a bi-fem, straight male, to help us explore this side of our sex life.
we are based in essex, can accomodate or travel a reasonable distance.
would prefer to meet in a pub for drinks first then take it further
our profile is 136999.
get in touch soon folks!!

Hi guys
We are hosting a party in Surrey on the 11th.
Our parties are always very relaxed affairs - and are predominatly attended by new (or relatively new) to scene Couples & Females.
Check out our ads - 117714 / 114683 / 131788 - they should tell you all you need to know.
If your interested drop us a pm or respond to the thread below
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/19046.html
Hope to hear from you
D&Mxxx
Quote by Heather
The person responsible for the website blurb in an arsehole... end of debate! If he or she can't express themselves better than to spark off all this bad feeling, the evidence suggests a career in accountancy is better suited.
Of course Radlett is commercial... and so are all the rest! If anyone has ever organised their own party, as I have, you'd soon realise that there is no fun whatsoever in it doing it regularly - unless you're getting something out of it financially. wink
How do you feel about Parties now..? wink

Hi Heather
I completey agree with you about organising parties - its bloody hard work and it always cost you money and you have a lot of mess to deal with the day after...!! wink
However we absolutely love organising parties - maybe its cos we are new to the scene, and who know's maybe in a short while we'll all be jaded bitter individuals....
With regard to to the blurb - I think ppl take alot of things too personally, and I also think that if you dont like the general 'feel' of an organisation / company / whatever then just dont use their services/products be that dubious fast food retailers or dubious swinging party organisers.
Dxx
ps Do you know where I can me some party girls - I want to hold a swinging party in my local Macdonalds - only £85 for single guys and £60 for couples biggrin
Quote by Mark
You're sure?
We get about 50/50 congrats to you're all sickos emails, and we haven't even been on the TV... people have to actively find us to tell us we should go and die of AIDS. Well, I guess 1/2 is a fraction ;)

Gosh, really...
I would have thought people would have better things to do!!
Havent the time to read through all of that thread just yet - but I will wink
Dx
ps I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you for all being sicko's.. biggrin
Quote by VenusnMars
However, if they`ve been on TV recently (I can`t get channel 5) they might be overwhelmed with emails as it is...possibly of the `you will all burn in hell` variety.
At least all us deviants can keep each other company in the afterlife, no matter what we all look like! lol
Venusxxx

I should imagine the TV program had a dramatic effect on the ammount of emails the Radlett chap receives.
I know that we had an influx of emails requesting invites to our party the day after that program was screened - so the Radlett guys was and probably is swammped with them - and Im also sure only a fraction of them will be of the 'Burn in Hell' variety.
Dxx