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Quote by danmel
Hi folks, thought it would be rude to just see you all there without introducing ourselves but yes we're coming, it will be our first meet with you lot off of SH but we're looking forward to it already ;)
Haven't got the hang of all the profiles bit of the forum yet but if you want to look us up before the event our ad number is 261212
M&D xx

Hi M&D
Looking forward to meeting you guys on the 30th.
Have sent you a Pm with some 'Profile' assistance.
See you soon!!! wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by gurdywho
shot down in flames by the sunbunny. nice ass by the way...

Indeed it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dxxx
Quote by dand j
hi we are a new couple, looking for possible party invites in the south so we can meet some couples around our area

Hello there
You could do alot worse than having a look here!!!! wink
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/39704.html
D&Mxxx
Quote by SunBunny
Ooh sexyjess is going. lol :lol: :lol: Be nice to meet you hun. wink
When are you sending out the details guys? I may need a week to decide how I'm getting there.......

Hello there Miss Bunny
Seeing as its you we'll send out the details now!!!!
Looking forward to seeing you again. :wink:
D&Mxxx
Quote by hardnlusty
Cant beleive there are so little few names down thort ppl wud jump to the chance of this fancy dress.............cum on folks sad

Are you sure its not your club!!!!!!! wink
Dxx
Quote by ockysweeties
Hi
I pm'd you first, but we can recommend some books on the subject.
xxx
sara and geoff

Do they have then in Libraries.....???? wink
sshhhh.....!!!
Dxx
Quote by austin69
sits in front of computer screen naked with blank expression and tool in hand confused
Ah, Exhibitionism isnt quite the same online is it?? redface Oh well, god loves a trier

I think you've gotten yourself confused with Dirty Den.
Easily done - could have happened to anyone!!!! wink
Dxx
Quote by austin69
redface
Hello good people of the SH community,
This place is HOT!! <feigns burn injury>

I am getting so hot
I wanna take their clothes off............. :twisted:
Dxx
Quote by loves2_watch
Hi there to you all.
we are a new (virgin) couple married to each other and looking for advice please!!
we are looking to go to a club in west sussex where i can watch her being taken by a guy or two.

Hello there & welcome to the site.
Check out this thread - not a club but might be of intertest to you.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/39704.html
wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by Happy Cats
Sorry Readingrabbit, we're going to have to cry off.
We like to let our hare down occassionally
lol

LOL
Artgarfunkel Styleeee............... wink
Dxx
Quote by da69ve
PM not sent!xx

eh.. dave.. never......
i'd send her a PM.. if she finishes at 3 then she could be here by 9......and then she could be back on the way home at ..... biggrin :D :D
sean xxxxxxxx
I just wanted to be different and not send one....you know reverse psycology and all that!
Cunning!!!! wink
Dx
Quote by sexyjess23
Hiya D & M,
Thanks i'd love to come to the party if thats ok biggrin
My ad in on my signature strip or i can send u a piccy if you prefer? Looking forward to it ;)
Jess xxxx

Hello there Miss Jess
You are indeed most welcome!!!!
Have emailed you our phone number.
Speak to you soon wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by Mav&Sini
We are looking for a young bi fem or couple (underish 35ish) who are friendly and enjoy having a bit of a conversation.
We could meet in a pub and see how we get on and if you want more.. go back to our place?

M has spoken on the phone with these guys so we can confirm that they are for real.
Hope you guys find what you after tonight!!!! wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
Lost Vagueness.... What's so special about this place?

LV is basically the Customer Facing side of Twisted.
Freaky Mayhem in a non-sinister, Friendly package.
The place for people that know!
D&Mxxx
Good afternoon Ladies & Gentleman
Hope we are all having a wonderfully British Sunday following yesterdays Wedding & National!!!!
A quick plea to people who email us for invites......
Please do not email us with one liners saying 'Interested, tell us more'.
If you have specific questions we are happy to answer them.
And we do insist on pics - so please bear that in mind.
Cheers!! wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by o69_mark
I have a fantasy of being forced to eat a room full of pussies, only pausing to have a quick drink of water (maybe a quick bite to eat), or changing female.

I hear Annabelle Chong is recruiting for her next Project........!!!
wink
Dxx
Ps A willing victim isnt a victim........
Quote by SunBunny
Never mind what kind of van it is. I want to know what kind of cock it is.
Does the stuffing taste good?

Miss Bunny
The stuffing always tastes gooooood......!!!!
wink
Dxxx
Quote by benniblaka
always a spare going here!
not got a van either in answer to the original post but i like the idea,
would be better in a camper i think!

Cock Au Camper....????
Dxx
Hello there
Thought the title of this thread would be excellent for anyone that was interested in meeting up for sex in a van.
We have no interest in this personally but thought the title so excellent that we decided to initiate the thread and allow anyone who does have an interest in that sort of thing to run with it!!!
Cock au Van - should have been in advertising!! wink
Cheers
D&Mxxx
ps If anyone has ever used that title we're gonna look mighty silly!!!!
Quote by ahtrini
OK We are looking for a good fun club to go to for our first sex party in this country, we are 3 girls one guy aged between 25-29 and live in london. I have been reading the reviews but would like to hear from u guys.
What's young and sexy?

Natalie Portman?
wink
Dxx
Quote by D&B
Well, lets just jump on the band wagon
Me and Bec will be there - providing your have us (so to speak!!) surprised
:P
D&B

Hello there D&B
Its a good band wangon to jump on - if we do say so ourselves!!!
See you on the 30th wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by micandliz
hi we are both 24 yrs old we are staying in tonight and love a female to join us we live hertfordshire we can accomdate see are add 256520
intrested
email us
pvt us
add us to msn messanger

Hello there
Hope you guys didnt stay in alone!!!
Have sent you a PM wink
Dxx
Quote by Libra-Love
Yay!
Put me down on your list please D. Nothing, and I mean absobloodylutely nothing will keep me away from this one :P
And give the lovely M a kiss hi for me.

Quote by SunBunny
Well if my mate Libra's going, reckon I should as well.
(Nothing at all to do with a certain musician flying in that weekend wink )
That's a yes D&M, in case you weren't sure the first time. See you in a month. biggrin

Everyone knows how hard it is to find Genuine, Good Looking, Single Females.
And we have 2 already!!!! :wink:
D&Mxxx
Quote by SunBunny
Well if my mate Libra's going, reckon I should as well.
(Nothing at all to do with a certain musician flying in that weekend wink )
That's a yes D&M, in case you weren't sure the first time. See you in a month. biggrin

Excellent!!
See you soon Miss SunBunny :wink:
D&Mxxx
Quote by Libra-Love
Yay!
Put me down on your list please D. Nothing, and I mean absobloodylutely nothing will keep me away from this one :P
And give the lovely M a kiss hi for me.

Hello there Miss Libra
Consider yourself asobloodylutely on the list!!
See you soon. wink
D&Mxxx
wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Hello, Hello, Hello
Firstly we'd like to thank everyone that came to our party last Saturday and made it such a fantastic event.
You can read abit about it here
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/34969.html
Our next party will be on Satuday 30th April.
As always it is only for Couples & Females - we are not looking for single males so please do not waste our time & yours.
The parties are held in a truly fantastic venue complete with indoor heated pool and a dedicated playroom!!!!
Our parties are ideal for people who are new to scene as they are always very relaxed & chilled out events and there is no obligation to play.
If you are interested in coming along you will need to email us with pics to

Hope to hear from you soon!!!
D&Mxxx
Quote by SunBunny
Seeing as he isnt a Forum member we have passed your comment's on to Christian.
wink
Thank you. That was the plan. :wink: :wink:

Well your plan worked Miss Bunny!!!!
Christian has said that if you are going to be at our next party (April 30th) then he is gonna book his flight!!!!
:wink: :wink:
D&Mxxx
Quote by happyday
We are looking to hold a party in May June we are looking for couples over 50 as there does not seem to be a site for older people who are not ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE .
This will be are first so if any has experance please let us know .send full details as we would like everone to get on thank you annie and alan xx

Hi there
Good on you for taking the initiative and organising an event.
Will Pm you with a few things we have learned.
D&Mxxx
Quote by SunBunny
I'd like to thank D and M for a great night.
It was an experience I won't forget in a hurry. ...and wish it had gone on for longer.
Thanks again. I really enjoyed myself.
Hope I can make the next one. I might even make it into the pool then!

Hello there Miss SunBunny
We hope you can make it to the next on too!!!
Seeing as he isnt a Forum member we have passed your comment's on to Christian.
wink
D&Mxxx
ps Does anyone else feel like every aspect of their body hurts??? Cos our's do....