Quote by poniella
Can't really get away with just being exhibitionist every time...
Anyone as stunning as you can get away with pretty much anything....!!!
D&Mxxx
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Quote by neilinleeds
dear mr surreycouple, and mrs surreycouple . . . .
well . . . . we ain't always seen eye to eye have we . . . . <<< insert apologetichere >>>
Well done on the 99x / 1000 ;)
and i genuinely do mean that Most Sincerely! ;)
a 1000 posts is a milestone and a half . . . .
n x x x x ;)
Hi Neil
we have decided to use our 1001 Post to thank you for that post.
If we were playing a word association game then 'Eye to eye' certainly isnt the term that would spring to mind if the previous was 'Neil in Leeds'...!!
But we take what you said in all sincerity and hope you do the same of this post.
Thanks
D&Mxxx
Quote by poniella
Despite a few recent fall outs we have 19 Fantastic couples & 2 Sexy Single Females - so we beleive this is our largest party yet!! :twisted:
D&Mxxx
Wow :shock: that's amazing! Well done guys! Can't wait!
Nor can we!!!!
We've just spent a little while re-vamping the Playroom layout and its gotten all a bit hot & bothered - in a good way!!!!!
D&Mxxx
Quote by simon.r
what great guidence from steph
if more on this site had the same attitude instead of picking on newbies and taking the p**s this site would be so much better.
one or two of the mods. could learn from this as well.
nice one steph:D
Taking the piss is what made the British Empire Great.
That and drinking loads of Tea!!
Personally I think a bit of mild ribbing doesnt hurt anyone and if it guides people into writing better ads (which will increase their chances) then even better!!
Dxx
:x :x Quote by poniella
Perhaps we should be in a particular area? We congragted by the pillar opposite the front door last time and we were quite a motley crew so I think we were noticeable. Tbh, I think we're the bunch of couples who look at everyone coming in the door!
Luckily the bar sells everything - in the form of quite cheap doubles
We are going to try to get there a little earlier and reserve an area for all you lovely people!!
Dxx
Quote by BiEssexCouple
Hi Guys,
caught my eye as we are a new couple to the scene...
I know you're not gonna give out specifics here but we live in HArlow, Essex...
Whereabouts do you hold your parties (the town would do), just to see if we are near enought to travel if we are both lucky to get an invite...??
Thanks
G and S....
Hello there
We do not give out any location details other than 'Surrey'.
Surrey is the opposite side of London to Harlow - so if your happy to make the trek round the M25 then the actuall town is a moot point.
If you are interested in coming you will need to email pics to
Hope to hear from you soon.
D&Mxxx
Good evening Ladies & Gentlemen
Some of you may have noticed (and some may not!!) that we have not been as prolific with our posting as we used to be.
Seeing as we havent been around as much we thought we'd make a quick enquiry as to site protocol (which may have changed in our absence)
Is it the 'done thing' or is it the 'not-done thing' to make an issue about making 1000 posts??
D&Mxxx
ps 993
Some of you may have noticed (and some may not!!) that we have not been as prolific with our posting as we used to be.
Seeing as we havent been around as much we thought we'd make a quick enquiry as to site protocol (which may have changed in our absence)
Is it the 'done thing' or is it the 'not-done thing' to make an issue about making 1000 posts??
D&Mxxx
ps 993
Quote by Mav&Sini
well....
we are uber newbies and this will be the very first thing we have ever done.... so we are very nervous and excited!!!!:P
getting jittery now!!!!
what do we look out for in the pub??? :shock:
Oh well! We'll be the ones drinking heavily trying to calm ourselves...
just please tell us the pub sells good beer!
All you need to look for is the group of good looking Young Couples & Females!!!
:wink: Dxxx
Quote by poniella
Blimey I'm so calm about this one....I'm sure I won't be when I get there and don't recognise anyone :shock:
I must say I feel sorry for my T cos I'll have to get a bit sloshed and he won't be able to drink, and it's only our second time.... Do we have any other newbies at this next one?
Virtually everyone going will be newbies.
Some may have been to a few of our parties but most are new to scene.
And all are goodlooking & very sexy!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Dxxx
Quote by liz2005
IOn the Monday I left him for good .... but returned on Tuesday to say I wanted to go with him. However he was not alone - he was with another woman.
Afterwards i found out they'd been together for the last 4 months. And rather than tell me the truth he decided he'd lie.
I fucking hate men.
Dxxx
Quote by Mav&Sini
Exactly!!!
You see our dliema!
Mav has already sorted his outfit and Sini hasnt even started!
We're bringing a lovely bottle of Rose' - so we might go for something thaty doesnt stain...hmmmm..... are we likely to spill anything? We can always wash off in the pool ;)
Looking forward to seeing yoy both as well! See you soon!
Spilling stuff........
That just reminds me of the Baby oil incident at the November Party.........!!!
Dxxx
Quote by the KAT
Surreycouple - I don't rant but I was trying to see if there was anyone else out there interested. Will that include you? If so lets meet up.
Oh so it was a cunning plan to get people to want to meet you by suggesting they dont exist....
Thanks for the offer - but we are not into old single guys.
Quote by the KAT
Freck and Surrey - Talk is cheap but not on my time.
I'm into a nice meal with quality wine (I'll even treat) followed by gentle caring fun.
Some people like it rough (as opposed to passionate or intense). Since that borders on pain leave me out.
What????
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: no thats auto eroticism or something like that - isn't that how Michael Hutchence died
No hanging me thanks
However, whilst on the subject of Michael Hutchence - what a complete dude!!!!
Dxx
Absolutely, he was fab
Yes indeed - and very dirty!! :twisted:
Can you imagine the thing's he must have done to Kylie........... :shock:
Dxxx
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: no thats auto eroticism or something like that - isn't that how Michael Hutchence died
No hanging me thanks
You dont auto erotic asphyxiate game (unless of course you're much kinkier than I could ever imagine!!!!) - you shoot them and then hang them (so they taste better).
However, whilst on the subject of Michael Hutchence - what a complete dude!!!!
Dxx
Quote by freckledbird
Just a thought - lots of your posts seem to be posted lateish on in the day/evening. Maybe that's why you aren't having much success because it's a little short notice?
I'm not sure if the time something is posted is really relevant (unless you are looking for an instant meet!!)
I think the real issue is that the post doesnt really tell prospective bi-fems anything about the couple.
If they have an ad in the 'photo ads' section then they should have the number in the post or even better a link to the ad.
If they dont have an ad they should get one!!
Single Bi-Females are a rare and highly sought after commodity who can afford to be picky about who they choose to meet - if you want one you have to make yourself stand out.
Hope this helps
Dxxx
Quote by Mav&Sini
We are already getting the 'what to wear' nerves (does sini go with the cute turquoise lingerie with she always falls out of - or the pink push up bra set??)
Looknig forward to seeing you all there!!!
Mav and Sinixxx
Hmmm....
Pushy Uppy or Fally Outy.....
Pushy Uppy or Fally Outy...????
This is actually really tough, obviously 'pushy uppy' is great but then so is 'fally outy'.....
hmmmm........
Sorry guys your on your own with this one!!!
However looking forward to seeing which one you choose.
See you soon!!
D&Mxxx
Quote by the KAT
Had a great meet several weeks ago with a young couple in London who wanted their first MMF 3sum. They wanted a more mature fellow to help them. Loads of fun had by all. Will be there again.
Now if satifsfaction isn't a recommendation - what is?
- or maybe there are no more (real and genuine) newbies in the Southeast
the KAT
I'm not sure I understand.....
This post starts off with a tale of a successful meet and then becomes a mini-rant about the lack of real and genuine people in the south east.
Is this post an advert or is it a statement????
Dxx
