Surreycouple2003's Forum Posts

19 Mar 2005

Quote by crazy two
Hi there ,
Sexy mid 20's couple from berks looking for a bi/bi curious lady to join us for a night of fun , very horny thinking about this , now just want it to happen for real ...
interested ? or if you have any advice for us get back
b&s xxxxx

Hello there
If you're are indeed a sexy mid 20's couple you could do a lot worse than clicking on this link....!!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/34969/20.html
If you interested feel free to hike some pics over to
wink

D&Mxxx

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19 Mar 2005

Quote by poniella
Hey hey hey - it's almost time! I dunno what to wear either as it really does come off straight away! Won't be wearing my silly brithday shoes again though! I'm so excited but poor T can't share the dutch courage cos he drives now - scary!
PS - M & D can we definitely come? Do we need to call you?

Of course you can definitely come - we witnessed it with our own eyes at the last party!!!
If you want to call us please feel free however your names are well and truly on the 'List'
Looking forward to seeing you guys next week! wink

D&Mxxx

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18 Mar 2005

Quote by Mav&Sini
As are we, hope that you find what you are looking for. We have invested our faith in parties and hopefully some munches at some point.
Good Luck!
Mav and Sini

A wise move - if we do say so ourselves!!!!!!!
wink

D&Mxxx

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17 Mar 2005

Quote by blueis
Mattresses are surely too restrictive and cumbersome... why not insist that your guests each bring along a pair of these?
A quick squirt of bees wax on each one and your wooden floor will be nicely polished at the end of the party. Bonus!
PS If you try this idea out, I hope you'll be good enough to publish a few pics on here afterwards.

Thanks for that handy tip Blueis!!
I can certainly see the benefit of the knee pads - however the goal keeper glove's could cause problems latrer on......!!!! :shock:
Dxxx

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15 Mar 2005

:D :D :D :D :D :D
Hello there
Cheeky little bump cos we are still looking for more mattresses......!!!!!!
Cheers wink

D&Mxxxxxx

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14 Mar 2005

Quote by da69ve
HI D and M
Just to let you know we can vouch for Sunbunny if that helps!
Da69ve

Hello there Dave
Indeed it does!!!!
See you guys soon wink

D&Mxxx

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13 Mar 2005

Good afternoon Ladies & Gentlemen (and a big hello to the rest of you aswell!!!!) wink

Just a quick 'Party Recipe' post.
Take 15-20 confirmed couples (although this recipe can work with more!) and add a generous handfull of Single Bi Females.
Next take a few measures of Alcohol and leave to settle.
Once settled put all the ingredients into an Indoor heated pool and mix.
Leave it for a while to allow things to heat up - if in doubt use a finger to test if its hot inside.
Once things have heated up move to the dedicated playroom.
At this point the recipe should taste really goooood!!!!!!!
:wink: :wink: :wink:
D&Mxxx

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13 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
If grass wasn't green what colour would you like it to be?
I quite think purple would look good - it would bring out the green of the plants, make a nice contrast don't you think?

How you know that grass doesnt look red to everyone else???
Concept of colour could vary person to person.
What someone see's as green could very well be the colour someone else see's as red.
Personall I think I'd like grass to be blue - long lush blue grass to lay in, how fab would that be!!!!!
wink

Dxx

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12 Mar 2005

Quote by leighguy
whats this about friday night(tonight).i could definately have made the friday if i had known and would be totally wicked with no next time.

Well seeing as its Saturday looks like we missed it too..........
wink

Dxxx

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11 Mar 2005

Quote by ally
hi bi couple here,
kids permiting we fancy some fun this weekend dont have anything in mind at the moment but are open to offers!!!
the ideal senario would be a bi fm (we know you are there!!), maybe just for a drink and a chat.
may consider a bi couple like ourselfs, our add is # 100612
any offers welcome!!
thanks a & l. xx

Hi there
We are a Good looking mid 20's Couple based in Surrey.
Checked out your ad and you guys sound fun!!
We would like to see to some pics though
Our email address is
Hope to hear from you soon!!! wink

D&Mxxx

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11 Mar 2005

Quote by Steve_Lincs
What would you all like to have played at your funeral??I'll get back when i can think of some better songs.

Of course if you werent sure that people were actually gonna be upset at your parting you could always select 'Bright Eyes' to guarantee a few tears....
wink

Dxx

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10 Mar 2005

Quote by Steve_Lincs
What would you all like to have played at your funeral??I'll get back when i can think of some better songs.

Will Smith - Men in Black.

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10 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
Your email came as I was writing my post. spooky. Thank you. xxxxx

Hi there
Still need you to call M in order to confirm your place.
We have emailed you our number however if you need us to resend just let us know.
Speak to you soon
D&Mxx

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9 Mar 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
Hiya, i have just emailed you a pic of me - single bi fem would love to be considered for invite!!
Am cheerful, laid back and a good laugh - blimey this feels like writing a job application form :shock:
Relative newbie - but working on it! Have had a couple of 1 to 1 meets but would really like to come to a party for some new experiences
Thanx for considering me!
xxx

Hello there Miss Jess
Always got room for a good looking bi-female. :wink:
D&Mxxx

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8 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
I have to admit, I find more entertainment value in the trolling/troll baiting, than in things like word association

Abso-fuckin-lutely!
Infinitesimally stimulating.
'Big'
That was a word association by the way - and it increased my post count!!!
Gotta love me!
Dxxx

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8 Mar 2005

Quote by Jags
Then maybe we should both learn from it and you get the rules made clearer so that this doesn't happen again.

Maybe you should learn to abide by the rules as they are interpreted by the Mods and then YOU won't be in this position again??

Is that a bit Statutory Interpretation - think I studied that many years ago!
Dxx

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8 Mar 2005

Quote by Kit
Where on earth did the superstition originate from that says - 'if you mistakenly put an item of clothing on back to front, it is bad luck to take it off and put it back on the right way'??? :?

I learnt this one from my mother.
However I got my wires twisted - I had mistakenly thought that it was putting clothes on inside out and its bad luck to put it right - but that it was ok to take it off.
I recently confronted her about this and she told me that it was actually if the clothes were on back to front and taking the offending iten was bad luck.
So....
Have I been invoking the bad luck spirits with my actions????
Answers on a postcard please to
Superstitions Direct
Number 1
Good looking Young man street.
Surrey
England
UR GR8
wink

Dxxx

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8 Mar 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Wouldnt you rather have passionate antagonism than bland pointlessness though Red ?

I take empassioned belief over the banal anyday.
Dxx

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8 Mar 2005

Quote by bouncyx
do you know if other users have had this problem??

It has happended to us
We only became aware of it when we typed 'surreycouple2003' into google.
This came up in the results
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
We have not signed up with this site.
Obviously it would appear that our detail's have been lifted from swinging heaven.
However if they want to give us free adverts thats up to them!
D&M

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8 Mar 2005

Quote by blueis
thanks for the feedback guys. so back to topic, anyone interested at all?

Apparently not. So can we just get on with the post-mortem please?
Maybe it's that surrey is already well provisioned with parties for couples and single fems and at rather more salubrious-sounding surroundings that your student digs (no seriously...find the invites yourself!). Or maybe it's that no-one knows you and a single guy organising a party for couples and single fems is probably the oldest and least successful trick in the book (unless you're the boss of a porn empire or something).
Did someone mention porn empire.....?
wink

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7 Mar 2005

Quote by krazykayaker
where u from babe?

See...
Thats what I thought!!!!
Dxxx

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7 Mar 2005

Quote by horny_Paul
This is my third attemt at a post on this forum, i wasn't very clear on my last one so i'll be more specific with this one.
*Single females
*Couples where the female has her partners consent to go alone
*Couples who do things together and are looking for a straight man to join in with them provided the female does anal
I'm currently not looking for couples where the female doesn't do anal but does do DP until i have had some experience in swinging. i will discuss what other things i don't like/do like with you close to the time of meeting then we are clear on boundaries.
i am unable to travel too far so meeting in a hotel near to me would be easier for me, and i'm available most weekends and on occasions during the week too.
I'm in the Richmond area of North Yorkshire and can only travel up to 25 miles, maybe more in exeptional circumstances.
i look forward to having some fun

Good luck my friend!!
wink

Dxx

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7 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
Am I being a complete idiot..??

Yes

:lol:

Quote by jade
i am from cardiff..

ooooohhhhh....get you....!!!!!
wink

:wink:
Dx

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7 Mar 2005

Quote by k and e
HI there
Would be interested in meeting up, we are not too far away (gloucester) adn are free most nights
PM me if you want ot know more
k and e

Am I being a complete idiot..??
How do you know that Gloucester isnt too far???
wink

Dxxx

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7 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
Your email came as I was writing my post. spooky. Thank you. xxxxx

Spooky indeed!!!
Fux Mulder and Dana Sexy style!!!
See you soon
D&Mxx

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5 Mar 2005

Quote by poniella
Wahey! We can come now cos my cousin's thing is the next day. Will be knackered obviously but it's not like I have a job to go to on Monday...
Woo!

Excellent news - and even if you're tired you'll both have massive grins the next day!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
D&Mxxxx

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27 Feb 2005

Quote by Mav&Sini
Hi there!
We have been wondering round cafe for a little while and have an add, but are still very new to the scene.
A drink with anyone local - just to get to know people on the scene a bit more?
We dont mind going into hants or london as they are in easy commute, but unfortunately, we cant get to the new forest meet, its just a bit too far away (we dont have a car). So if there are a group of lovely peeps in berkshire/london/hants area, then we would love to tag along!
Also, we are a very genuine and loving couple and would love to meet a genuine bi fem with gsoh and generally friendly. We can accomodate and travel within reason.
Thanks! xx
:P

Hi there
If you guys are in Berkshire then you arent far from us.
We are hosting another party for couples & singles on the 26th of March.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/34969.html
Our parties are aimed at the 'new to scene' so it would be an ideal place for you guys to explore the scene a little further.
If you're interested please feel free to get in touch

Hope to hear from you soon wink

D&Mxxx

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27 Feb 2005

Quote by poniella
I reclon comfyness in the pool room would be good. I like that it's all warm and glowy in there. Bit bright in the other room....We don't have a mattress, I'm afraid. Just the king size futon one we have on our bed, which'd be a bit heavy to crry on the train...x

Actually one of the inflatables provides a very comfy alternative if your in the pool room.!!

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27 Feb 2005

Quote by chick0074
Bring your cousin along, and they can see their brithday in the same way as you did for yours!
Either way - we'll be there again!
Rachel

Hello there Miss Rachel
Looking forward to seeing you guys again!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
D&Mxxx

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19 Feb 2005

Quote by poniella
I was relating the story of our first party yet again to a friend today and can't quite believe we did it!

We know what you mean - sometimes we cant believe we do it either!!!
Its like 'Do we actually run swinging parties?????'........!!!!

Quote by poniella
Had a dream that we went again and my arch enemy was in the pool room and my mum was running around drunk in her faux fur coat.
Does that make me fucked up? :shock:
Thank goodness it's such a chilled atmosphere...
x

Hmmmm not sure - I'd have to refer to my 'Armchair Freud for Begginers' Handbook
Hope to see you guys soon wink

D&Mxxx

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