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Quote by chick0074
This is now 3 weeks away.
It also clashes with the Chris/Lorraine Notts house party (postponed from December due to that knee injury)
Presuming Mel and D get the invites confirmed it'll be a choice between heading north or heading east for fun that night.
Rachel
wink

Hi Rachel
Consider yourself & Richard invited!!!
If you decide to head east we'd love to see you guys on the 5th - and that strap=on of yours!!!!
Speak to you soon wink
D&Mxxx
Hi there
Hope everyone had a Fantastic Christmas & New Year!!
We currently have very limited access to the Internet so we hope to get round to answering the many emails we have about out party on the 5th of Feb as soon as possible.
Please bear with us!!
In order to assist us please note that we do insist on seeing pics (do not need to be nude - we arent pic collectors!!) so if you do email us asking for an invite the next thing we will ask for is pics and this will slow up the process.
Speak to you soon wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by Libra-Love
Hiya,
Please put me plus one down on your list lol

Hello there Miss Libra
Consider you plus 1 Officially on the ´List´.
Speak to you soon wink
Dxxx
biggrin biggrin
Hello there
We are dissapearing for the Holidays today and probably wont have internet or email access so this is a quick message to let you all know that we will respond to you emails & PM's when we get back to civilisation.
We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who has made our parties in 2004 such a success and with your help we can make 2005 even better with even more parties!!!!
We'd also like to give an extra special thanks to Mark for this wonderful site and to the mods for all their hard work. wink
Take care & Play Safe!!
D&Mxxx
Quote by southerncouple
for those couples who have never been to this type of party..without going into to much detail what happens????
is there music or do couples just stand around talking and if they wish go off.....
as couples, ????????????????????

Hi there
Yes there is music & yes people do stand around talking and some people choose to 'go off' as couples or triples or more!!!
Some people hang out in the pool while others prefer to hang out in the play room although its safe to say that everybody 'hangs out'...!!! wink
Our parties are very relaxed and chilled out and we carefully select our guests.
Our parties are predominantly soft-swap but some couples do go in for the full swap option.
Hope this helps!!
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Dxxx
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Firm and little are words that simply do not go in the same sentance as my arse!! rolleyes

Bah Humbug....!!!! wink
I'm quite sure thats not true - but I guess I have to take your word on it.
wink
Dxxx
Although I am sure I could come up with a sentence that has firm, little and your arse in it!!!! wink
Quote by Jags
Surely this could have all been done with slightly more tact, like in a pm maybe?

What makes you think it hasn't been tried???
Quote by surreycouple2003
As users of this forum we are obviously in the hands of the mods and we have to abide by your decisions - however at the risk of upsetting you I feel that you have been a little heavy handed with your approach to this issue, you publicy gave us a dressing down and threatened to delete posts and then lock our thread - maybe that would have been better said in pm, dont know.

I would hazzard a guess that it was the last line of the above paragraph that probably made Libra come to that conclusion.
And for the record If there were any Pm's about the bumping of threads I dont recall seeing any.
Dxxx
Quote by Steve_Lincs

I'm thinking tinsel, red tinsel, wrapped around your succulent breasts just showing the top and bottom swell of the breast yet ensuring that no nipple area is on display - the pic would be a close up.
Alternatively
Im thinking naked except for black stockings with a single piece of red tinsel (again!) tied losely around your waist. You have you firm little bum pointed towards the camera but are looking backwards (over your shoulder) and you have you hair up in bunches (tied with red tinsel)
Whadaya think????
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Dxxx

Me thinks you have been thinking about this quite a bit lol
Not at all actually - I just ran with my creativity and saw where it took me.....
And TBH I think I kinda like where it took me....!!!!!
What are your thoughts?????
wink
DXxx
Quote by Clare_Lincs
wave Im thinking of doing a new avatar for crimble but im not sure exactly what to do?? confused :confused:
I have tinsel,candy canes,baubles gold hearts and stars on hand but how to use them???? dunno
Come on give me some ideas,purleeeaassseeeeee lol

I'm thinking tinsel, red tinsel, wrapped around your succulent breasts just showing the top and bottom swell of the breast yet ensuring that no nipple area is on display - the pic would be a close up.
Alternatively
Im thinking naked except for black stockings with a single piece of red tinsel (again!) tied losely around your waist. You have you firm little bum pointed towards the camera but are looking backwards (over your shoulder) and you have you hair up in bunches (tied with red tinsel)
Whadaya think????
wink
Dxxx
Quote by roger743
Okay, maybe not quite blind, but does anyone have any tips on the best way to sooth your sensitive bits after a bit too much self-gratification? :wanker:
'Cause I don't have any. :cry:

Who said that.....????????
wink wink
Dxxx
Quote by Lazeeboy
...posted in here the week off,so please check the feel free.....can do all that travel and accom stuff.
Cheers Lb

Quote by Lazeeboy
34 views and not one reply :!:
Crushed.

You havent been very specific about what you are looking for in your post.
Also if you had you ad linked to you signature instead of just having the number on there its far more likely that people will 'click & look'
Hope this helps
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Dxxx
Quote by smalldude
I have placed my photo ads on this site and ive had no replies (aaaarh!) mad I think it is because i dont have a big willy! sad

If you peruse any of the many threads regarding cock size (and assuming the lovely ladies on this site are telling the truth!!) you will see that size does not matter to most women and thats 5 1/2 inches is actually average as opposed to small.
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Dxx
Quote by chelms
Anyone else think that one who has just won X factor is the new Michelle Mcmanus?

Depends on what you mean be the new Michelle McManus...????
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Dxxx
Quote by da69ve
"Better to burnout than fade away!"

oohhh Kurgan........ecellent choice my friend!!!
Dxx
Quote by xxdevil69
rolleyes

Ok,
I'll see your rolleyes
And raise you rolleyes rolleyes
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Dxx
I'll see your rolleyes rolleyes
and raise you rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes and :rude:
Does that avatar count as a Poker Face...???
Right them Miss Devil
I'll see your rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes and :rude: (and anything else you'll let me see!!!)
And raise you :shock: :shock:
Werent expecting that were you.....
Dxxx
Quote by mal609
Guys
Enough is enough
I know the old cliche about 'if you don't like it, you don't have to read it' - however, in my case as a moderator, I do.
Bumping up posts happens all the time all over the forum, but yours are getting tedious.
You have already said that you don't get many replies from the forum and most come from direct invites or from your ads, so I don't see the merit in you both continuously bumping this thread.
If you continue to bump it as you have done, then I will start deleting them. If you persist after that, then I will lock it and people will have to go hunting for it.
Fair do's?
Mal

Hi Mal
To be honest didnt really think it was all that tedious and certainly didnt think it would upset you of all people.
True we dont get as many responses from the forum as we do the photo ads but this thread has demonstrated that people that use the forum do come to our parties and we are receiving an increasing amount of email's from people interested in our parties because they have seen this thread.
However those people do not post on the thread - they just email us, therefore without the occasional bump the thread would soon be lost in the oblivion that is page 2 or 3 or 4 of the forum (and if we are all honest we all know that very few people read beyond page 1!!).
We offer an alternative to most parties because of the selection process we use. We create an environment where younger people who want to try swinging in a relaxed and chilled out environment can do so.
Younger people are probably (though not always!) going to a be slightly wary about attening a party and as you pointed out early on in this thread there are alot of timewasters out there - we therefore feel that it is necessary to maintain a high profile in order for people to see that
a) there are parties out there specifically for younger people
b) that we are genuine & our parties are real
We arent prolific with our re-bumping of the threads but we do feel that the re-bumping is useful. This thread has actually been bumped 6 times between Dec 3rd and Dec 14th - which really aint all that!
As users of this forum we are obviously in the hands of the mods and we have to abide by your decisions - however at the risk of upsetting you I feel that you have been a little heavy handed with your approach to this issue, you publicy gave us a dressing down and threatened to delete posts and then lock our thread - maybe that would have been better said in pm, dont know.
Maybe we can meet halfway - perhaps you might allow us the occasional bump.
Hope that this has swayed your opinion.
Cheers wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by supersaintmattyman
just wondering if there are many people on here who speak any other languages other than english or if they don't have english as their native tongue?

I'm Fluent in the Language of Love..........!!! wink
Dxxxx
Quote by racer3
My life is shit, my lover has finished with me, i dont know why, i still love her and nothing i do seems to lessen the pain. and i have tried EVERTHING i know. Anybody got any advice on how to deal with this please. full story to anyone that can help

Jesus, be a man, deal with it.
Shit happens and life aint all plain sailing - but its during these low times that you learn about yourself and you grow stronger.
Going to the Doctor to get pills certainly isnt something that I would do.
In my opinion it will mean that you miss out on the opportunity to go through that 'growth period' and will mean that the next time you have an low period in your life (and it would be foolish to assume that there wont be one!) that you wont have the inner resource to deal with the issue and you will be in a similar place to you are now.
Its tough & it hurts but it will get better - it always does.
Dxxx
Quote by Naughty Nurse
hi just had to post a message here as Mal the moderators comment I felt was a little unhelpful to the lovely surrey couple I don't know if these comments were retracted as I had to write straight away I was that annoyed.
I loved the party the hosts were Great fun the venue was lovely the pool being a great extra. We were first timers and this party helped me break all the scarey stereotypes of swinging.
I would recomend this party to anyone it was great. and I'm definetly going next time.
Thanks guys x

Hi there Miss NaughtyNurse - glad you had a great time and we look forward to seeing you guys in Feb!!!!
Quote by mal609
Naughty Nurse - they weren't comments, it was a question. Therefore nothing to retract. It also allowed the hosts themselves to answer and also prompted others to comment positively on the party. There are a lot of timewasters on this Site. This gave them the opportunity to show they are not.
Mal wink

To an extent they were comments - Mal mentioned the fact that we get very little feedback from our parties compared to other events that get posted on the forum and I guess that is a comment on an observation.
And it is touching that NaughtyNurse rushed to our defence, however I do agree with Mal and I in no way feel that Mals comments / question had any malice in it whatsoever.
I feel that it did give us & others the opportunity to respond - and we couldnt have wished for a better response from the few of our guests that do use the forum.
wink wink wink wink
Dxxx
Quote by tee_em_aitch

Val Kilmer in Top Gun
Anthony Edwards in Top Gun

Top gun was the most unintentiionally homoerotic movie of all time
How do you know it was unintentional...????????
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Dxxx
Quote by mal609
Chris
One of your email addresses is wrong - you better check the spelling or you might miss a thousand opportunities!!
Mal

Confused.....!!!!
He has more than one??
Is that allowed????
wink
Dxx
Quote by Elissamay
Jude Law as Alfie or in The Talented Mr Ripley
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Is that because he looks like me............????
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Dxxx
Quote by EnglishChris99
I have met a girl, a very very nice girl, with whom I hope to have a long and happy relationship with. We get on very well and before you ask all things are stirring rather well in the trouser department too. :rascal:
Sadly I won't be meeting any of you at munches, or at private functions... but I look forward to continuing to bitch-slap MISSCHIEF, Eager, KcKat, and everyone else at regular intervals smackbottom

You do realise that you are now eligable for our parties.........????
And now that you are eligiable you are now putting a end to your partying days....????
Has the world gone mad....????
Am I the only sane person here..????? wink wink
Dxxx
ps Hope it all works out for you mon ami. wink
Quote by mskitty_DrRock
Hi everyone! we're new here and it all sounds quite relaxed, just what we were looking for.
We considered the Rios social munch but it sounds a bit man heavy and as we are first timers a bit of equilibrium would be in order!
Your partys sound great, what do we have to do to be invited? we can provide pics!
We would like an intimate evening with other couples, what sort of age range come to the partys? I'm 39, my girlfriend is 27.
Could you let us know some details (type of venue/people/ whats expected re:alchol etc price)
Dr Rock & Ms Kitty

Hi there
If you are interested in coming along you will need to send us an email telling us a little bit about yourselves and include some pics.
We will then send you all the details that you will need.
Our parties are only for Couples & Females.
There is no charge for our parties (we shell out for the venue) but you are responsible for your own refreshments.
Hope to hear from you soon wink
D&Mxxx
Quote by honeyriderx
waiting for doggers in winter :shock:

I think thats what you call an 'Ice Pole'
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Dxxx
Quote by Tonytall31
cheers guys,that was quick!!
had attempted to use report link but was taking ages....
what a bl##dy cheek eh? 100 of her majesty's finest pounds for a pic lol!!
regards Tony.

Someone tried to sell porn to the Queen...?????
Surely that must count as treason???
Hang on - thats got to be a wind up, how would she get the queens email???
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Dxxx
Quote by surreycouple2003
The thread on Oscar Wilde made me think of some of the great lines

Contour Lines are a personal favourite of mine.
wink
Dxxx
But I dont like Yellow Lines...
Especially Doubles ones.......
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Dxxx
Dont cross the streams - it would be bad.
Quote by musketeer
The thread on Oscar Wilde made me think of some of the great lines

Contour Lines are a personal favourite of mine.
wink
Dxxx