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Quote by harry0
It's not embarrassing for me, but she is married, and this could cause major problems for her.
So if anyone on this site sees us out together, By all means nod and say hello.
A request for other things may get you a punch in the mouth.

Julie Andrews is married to Blake Edwards.....
And TBH I didnt think that Julie was of a violent disposition....
Guess it takes all sorts eh......!!
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Quote by Libra-Love
Why have alot of guys got this thing about anal sex ????

Cos its Fun.........
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wink :P biggrin lol
I'll take that as a yes.....
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Quote by Calista

OK FINE - RED BOOTS IT IS THEN...!!!

And as for the fashion ..... ever considered one of Bluexxx & Satin's parties ???? :twisted
Style before comfort baby........!
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Quote by Calista
May require a bit of leg shaving and TBH I reckon I'd be more of a black boot kinda guy as opposed to a red boot - but I'm happy to try.
Take it however you want honey :twisted:

In the arse????
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LMAOOOO
If that's your thing I'm sure someone could oblige :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And it has to be red boots for me .......... a little red santa suit to go with it might be cool too :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(goes off for a lie down .......)
OK FINE - RED BOOTS IT IS THEN...!!!
FYI - Its not just 'MY' thing - its the 21st Century, everyones doing it nowadays, its the fashion!!!!!! wink
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ps How was the lie down????
Quote by Calista
Ahhh but can you do red thigh high boots???? Not many can you know ;) ;) :twisted:
Neil and Del sillyhwoar:

May require a bit of leg shaving and TBH I reckon I'd be more of a black boot kinda guy as opposed to a red boot - but I'm happy to try.
Quote by Calista
Take it however you want honey :twisted:

In the arse????
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Quote by Lazeeboy
Hi Lazeeboy
When you say 'ex of 3 1/2 months' do you mean that you were together for 3 1/2 months or you have been separated for 3 1/2 months???
Dxxx

We were together for 4 1/2 years,we broke up 3 1/2 months ago.
Yikes..
How were you doing before you found out she's getting married???
Quote by northcoastboy
Its so dead in my village i could fire a shotgun up the high street and not hit anyone!!!

Maybe you just need a few lessons..????
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Quote by Calista
Only a man such as you could twist my words so eloquently :twisted:
I don't usually vote in the popularity contests sad Not the worlds biggest fan of such things ..... but my arm could be twisted ... depends who the other nominees are ..... If it's either Neilinleeds or Del in those red boots then sorry matey your lucks out ;) :twisted:

I CAN DO BOOTS!!!!
I CAN DO BOOTS!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
A man such as me eh.....????
Is that a compliment???
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Quote by Calista
Well I will admit that those pics of him are bloody awful .... truely ! But you definitely resemble him in that avatar pic ... I can't find a similarly posed pic though ....

So.....
You're saying that I resemble some truely awful pics....????? :cry:
And I was hoping to count on your vote for best looking young man in an avatar.......
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Quote by Calista
You look like that actor in Blackpool ...... erm erm ... forget his name ... the detective .....
feck I'll have to look it up!
(((edit I looked it up .... David Tennant))

Link to Mr Tennant

However I actually resemble Hugh, Jude & Clive much more than I do David.
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Quote by Calista

In Honour of me looking like a combination of the Good Looking Guys mentioned above there is now a pic of me in avatar format for your viewing pleasure.
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You look like that actor in Blackpool ...... erm erm ... forget his name ... the detective .....
feck I'll have to look it up!
(((edit I looked it up .... David Tennant))
Apart from me Ma ..... I don't look like anyone sad
David Tennant eh????
Not sure who he is - is he good looking?? wink
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Quote by surreycouple2003
Ive (Dino) just been told i look like Al Pachino( in his 30s) F,F,S ,Who famous do you resemble??

Right, open your minds.....
Take Hugh Grant & Jude Law
Combine them
Squint a little.
And then add a hint of Clive Owen.
You like it dont you.....!!!!!
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In Honour of me looking like a combination of the Good Looking Guys mentioned above there is now a pic of me in avatar format for your viewing pleasure.
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Quote by bigred
hhhhmmmm rolleyes i have been thinking about setting up in my own little buisness venture and i have come up with the idea of adult bouncy castles for the adult party views and ideas would be very helpful and may give me the feedback i need .to go ahead with this idea. or am i just been completly stupid and open a wool shop. :idea: :idea: :idea:

You could always apply to the Prince's Trust for a loan.
Quote by Lazeeboy
...sorry to do this again,but you may recall the despair I was in a while today I found out my 3 1/2 months has "met" someone new,they have had a comittment ceremony and are flying to Sri Lanka in the new year to get married.
Once again I am crying out for your help to get me through at least tonight.
I am truly devastated.
PMs or posts would be greatly appreciated.

Hi Layzeeboy
When you say 'ex of 3 1/2 months' do you mean that you were together for 3 1/2 months or you have been separated for 3 1/2 months???
Dxxx
Quote by xxdevil69
Dpoes this mean that I have the right to flounce and return here whenever I feel like it and with no-one taking the piss out of my flouncability?!? :shock:

Well you could have a go - but I couldnt guarantee your safety....!!!!!
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Quote by da69ve
Ive (Dino) just been told i look like Al Pachino( in his 30s) F,F,S ,Who famous do you resemble??

Right, open your minds.....
Take Hugh Grant & Jude Law
Combine them
Squint a little.
And then add a hint of Clive Owen.
You like it dont you.....!!!!!
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rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
What you talkin about Willis?????
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Quote by hornyred and dino
Ive (Dino) just been told i look like Al Pachino( in his 30s) F,F,S ,Who famous do you resemble??

Right, open your minds.....
Take Hugh Grant & Jude Law
Combine them
Squint a little.
And then add a hint of Clive Owen.
You like it dont you.....!!!!!
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Dxxx
Quote by hornyred and dino
What is your worst cover version of a song ? i,ll start the ball rolling..Will Youngs, Light my fire springs to mind, pure crap !!! and the Fine young canabals totally mashed "ever fallen in love" by the buzzcocks rolleyes

Have to disagree with you there.
I absolutely love the original, the Doors are one of my favourite bands (we actually managed to see the Doors Live last year) however Will Youngs version was in my opinion excellent - especially when he did it live.
For my worst cover I would have to choose any & all of the tracks that the talentless bunch of w*nkers known as Westlife have covered - and they've covered a fair few.
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Quote by xxdevil69
no.. she's still arguing. rolleyes I was just pissed off that she'd decided to name one person as the final straw for her leaving!!!

hmmm.....
Well sure as eggs are eggs (no pun!!) she'll Flounce Back in.
If she was a seasoned flouncer she'd know not to name anyone in particular - it would appear your dealing with an amateur here!
However with succesive flounces (and she will repeat flounce - they always do) her farewell flounce posts will develop and she will learn to elude to reasons and individuals rather than actually naming.
I think you should keep her under observation Miss Devil...!!!!
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ps How are you? - feels like we havent spoken in ages!
Quote by xxdevil69
I've just had a go at someone for 'flouncing' on another forum :shock: :shock:
Please tell me this is a general term and not just used here on SH?!?

Brilliant...!!!!
lol lol lol
Has she Flounced Back yet..??????
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Quote by EssexLad7
No single guys now theres a suprise rolleyes
Why is it that couples and females are welcome but single guys not, dont get it?
A lot of isngle guys on here get flak and yes some posts are crap but us genuine guys miss out on the fun, can someone explain why?

Hi there Essex Lad
Its got nothing to do with how crap single guys post's or emails are nor is it to do with how genuine single guys are or arent.
Nor is it to do with the fact that it would not be humanly possible to deal with the ridiculous amount of emails from single guys we would receive on a daily basis (we get enough as it is!!)
The answer is much simpler than that - Its our party & we dont want any there.
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Quote by surreycouple2003
Re - E -Bumped
When the mods say No - Selecta (nother site for caming).
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Word. wink
And another re-bumping..
B-U-M-P
Quote by SunBunny
If you were to have a film of your life made, who would you like to play you?
Has to be people who vaguely resemble you physically, or your personality, in some way, but doesnt have to be an actor necessarily, or just one person. Anyone in the public eye/on the forum.
So who are you?

That is easy.....
Hugh Grant or Jude Law.
If you want to know why just ask anyone that has ever seen me..!!!
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
so your a taxi driver then
wheres marcuso
voddy x

You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to?
You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here.
Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok.
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