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Quote by bluexxx
Hey, I am a young man looking to experiment with another man?? I suggest you pick me up and we 'go for a drive?'. It would have to be from loughborough and on a friday night.
Cheers.

Can you confirm that this will be a 'No Fares' arrangement???? lol lol
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Dxxx
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I Thank You.......!!!
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Dxxx
Quote by PinPin
Hey, I am a young man looking to experiment with another man?? I suggest you pick me up and we 'go for a drive?'. It would have to be from loughborough and on a friday night.
Cheers.

Can you confirm that this will be a 'No Fares' arrangement???? lol lol
wink
Dxxx
Quote by surreycouple2003
Re - E -Bumped
When the mods say No - Selecta (nother site for caming).
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Dxxx

Word. wink
And another re-bumping..
B-U-M-P
Quote by surreycouple2003
Re - E -Bumped
When the mods say No - Selecta (nother site for caming).
wink
Dxxx

Word. wink
And another re-bumping..
Quote by drones
Not really all that Scientific is it..?????

Well, it is....but we'll get to that....
Get to it then.
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Dxx
Quote by drones
Good morning all
Perhaps this should be seen as a little scientific experiment
Please state what you "feel" is your most appealing attribute

Not really all that Scientific is it..?????
Nonetheless, my most appealing attributes are
My Wit, Charm & Boyish Good Looks, my Tanned & Toned Body, My Brilliant Blue eyes.
Think that'll do. wink
Dxxx
Quote by da69ve
We went to the last party which my partner and i had a great time....relaxing no pressure fun....there was alot of couples there as well but we were the only ones from the forum as everyone else had replyed through the ads section.
We would love to go to the next one as maggie and myself felt very comfortable at the last one!

Hello there Dave & Maggie
Glad you guys had a good time!!! wink
We'd love you both to join us on the 5th of Feb.
Seems like a long way away - but the best things come to those that wait..!!!!! wink
Speak to you soon
D&Mxxx
Quote by da69ve
Most people just wear overalls when decorating - but I guess stripping and covering your self in sand could work!!
Did you use baby oil to make the sand stick to you?????
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Dxxxx

Well you know how much we like babyoil! lol
Yes, yes I do.........
And so do the floorboards and the table and the sofa and the silk trousers I had on......!!!!! wink
Dxxx
Sorry about the silk trousers it won't happen again! wink
Dont worry - they werent my trousers.....!!!!! wink wink
Dxxx
Quote by Steve_Lincs
I can't wait to see it,especially if its as good a video as Gay Bar or Danger High Voltage (even though the kissing scenes make me want to hurl) lol

Are you sure..?????
Or did you like it - just a little bit...???
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Dxxx
Quote by alex&V
All clubs start very late and go on all night,,, I much prefer beginning earlier on in the evenings... this is also due to logistic reasons at home (I hate leaving my wee one in reality!)
Doesn't mean we don't want to do clubs! We would really love too! i I just need to Loosen Up A bit!!! As I am a bit prude... confused but wold love to OPEN UP!!!! biggrin

How about the 6 till 9 Club on Old Crompton Street....???
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Dxxx
Quote by Elissamay
i really like Electric Six! I almost saw them at Glastonbury once!
lol

It was on the way back from 'The Darkness'
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Dxxx
Quote by surreycouple2003
Re - E -Bumped
When the mods say No - Selecta (nother site for caming).
wink
Dxxx

Word. wink
And another re-bumping..
Peace
Quote by easy
Hang on I think I know that arse......................
MOTHER? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: evil

Nah thats not your Mother.......
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Dxxx
Quote by da69ve
Most people just wear overalls when decorating - but I guess stripping and covering your self in sand could work!!
Did you use baby oil to make the sand stick to you?????
wink
Dxxxx

Well you know how much we like babyoil! lol
Yes, yes I do.........
And so do the floorboards and the table and the sofa and the silk trousers I had on......!!!!! wink
Dxxx
Quote by alex&V
Hi there, We are new to both the scene and the sight! I have tried reading back as much as I could, (there is a lot to read!!!) But I haven't found yet what I was interested in!
That is.... Are there any known pubs or bars in the South East or Central London area where like minded people can go knowing to meet others?
We just never seem to be able to get to clubs and thought this might be a bit easier!
Thank you loads for now!!! biggrin biggrin

Why dont you ever seem to be able to get to clubs???
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Dxxx
Quote by beeneyboy
you can only p**s with the c*ck youve got
always stood me in good stead redface

I have found that these have always worked well for me...
Piss Off
Piiiiiiisssssss Off
Fuck Off
Fuck Off Cunt
Bollox
Cunty Bollox.
Quote by xxdevil69
I have an alternate sign-in.. was done ages ago to wind Blue up lol

Did it work???
:twisted:
Dxxx
It did......
Did she punish you.......????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dxxx
Quote by easy
Quick someone call Tony Blair and George W. I think I've found the weapons of mass distraction they've been looking for. wink
Bloody Iraq.. rolleyes According to Reese the Germans had them all the time. rolleyes :smug:

Ve have Vays of stopping you talk......
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Dxxx
Quote by xxdevil69
I have an alternate sign-in.. was done ages ago to wind Blue up lol

Did it work???
:twisted:
Dxxx
Quote by da69ve
which means in that time managed to strip,sand and paint the livingroom.

Most people just wear overalls when decorating - but I guess stripping and covering your self in sand could work!!
Did you use baby oil to make the sand stick to you?????
wink
Dxxxx
Quote by marmalaid
As in St Edmunds of the Woolly Jumper and Fuzzy Face?
Whatever happend to him? Did he disappear up his own Crinkly Bottom?

The Very Same!!!!
I think he disapeared when he was caught with Mister Blobs all over his crinkley bottom....
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Dxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Head-burying springs to mind! :shock: :shock: lol lol lol lol lol lol

Head Burying????
You could Bury St Edmonds in there..... wink
So she is a Nun!!!!!!
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Dxxx
Quote by Reese
Being an ex-West Country Lad I would consider myself an expert in this area.....
If you wanted to work in the field you could always try Hay Bailing or Cow Hearding...
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Dxxx

Nah - wrong kinda udders, there. :P
Quote by marmalaid
Have to see if we can round up a flock for you...

Now THIS does sound rather promising! :bounce:
~Reese! surprised
However - dont mention the Sheep Dipping...... :shock:
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Dxxx
Quote by Reese
Hello there Mr Reese
Guess its a good job you work from home!!!!!!!! wink wink
Dxxx

Indeed! However, having such an overwhelming breast obsession, I'd much rather be out working in the field (hmm, think I could somehow make a career of it?!)! sillyhwoar:
~Reese! surprised
Being an ex-West Country Lad I would consider myself an expert in this area.....
If you wanted to work in the field you could always try Hay Bailing or Cow Hearding...
wink
Dxxx
Quote by cardiffbornlad
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Well, didn't think I'd do myself did ya???????????????????????
:twisted: Taff666 :twisted:

Looks like you might have to today!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
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Dxxx
Quote by Reese
That's Nadine Jansen and her friend in the car is Bettie Balhaus (not that I spend all of my like cataloging the world's most extraordinary breasts or anything). Thus, it's probably Germany.
HTH
~Reese! surprised
P.S. By the way, there's another girl who works with those two by the name of Milena Velba who seriously dwarfs even Ms. Jansen's glorious endowments!

Hello there Mr Reese
Guess its a good job you work from home!!!!!!!! wink wink
Dxxx
Quote by roger743
Whoa, look at that poor woman, with her hands trapped under the other girl's chest...

I think she's is actually a Psychopathic Nun hater and she dresses up as a Nun and cruises the local nun hotspot carpark.
She entices off duty Nun's over to her car and lures them into a false sense of security with a sensual boob lick.
However at the same time she is cunninly performing the Ninja Heart ripping out manouvere (as witnessed in 'Indianna Jones & the Temple of Doom').
So, BE WARNED!!!!
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Dxxx
Quote by SunBunny

Personally I'm down with the skirt - its kinda funky.
However not so sure about the Nun wearing a denim jacket...????!
Are Nuns allowed to wear Denim???
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Dxxx

How do you know she's a nun????
Why shouldnt nuns wear denim??? If a nun is licking a tit i dont suppose it matters what shes wearing......
Denim is the Devils own Cloth - its written in the scriptures.
And its clear to see that she's a nun - not only does she have a nuns headress on but she is licking another girls boobs.....
Hello?????
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Dxxx
Quote by cardiffbornlad
lol lol lol lol lol
Always is. Must be the army training heheheheheheh.
:twisted: Taff666 :twisted:

You trained an army to keep your house clean???
Ingenious!!! wink
Dxx
Quote by SunBunny
Who walks round with bazookas like that and doesnt wear a bra?
And that skirt?????
No taste. No decorum. Tut tut tut.

Personally I'm down with the skirt - its kinda funky.
However not so sure about the Nun wearing a denim jacket...????!
Are Nuns allowed to wear Denim???
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Dxxx