Quote by GT
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "F..k." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "F..k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f..ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f..ked by John). It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a f..k); or an adverb (Mary is really f..king interested in John); and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific f..k). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is f..king beautiful). As you see, there are very few words with the versatility of "F..k."
Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
It can be used in an anatomical description ---- "He's a f..king asshole."
It can be used to tell time ---- "It's five thirty."
It can be used in business ---- "How did I end up with this f..king job?"
It can be maternal ---- as in "Motherf..ker."
Valuable Vocabulary Chart
Greetings ---- "How the f..k are you?"
Fraud ---- "I got f..ked by the car dealer."
Dismay ---- "Oh, f..k it."
Trouble ---- "Hell, I guess I'm f..ked now."
Aggression ---- "F..k you."
Disgust ---- "F..k me."
Confusion ---- "What the f..k...?"
Difficulty ---- "I don't understand this f..king business."
Despair ---- "F..ked again."
Exasperation ---- "For f..k's sake."
Enjoyment ---- "This is f..king great."
Hostility ---- "I'm going to knock your f..king head off."
Stupidity ---- "Geir Bergerud is a F..kwad!"
Incompetence ---- "He's such a f..k up."
Ignorance ---- "F..k if I know."
Displeasure ---- "What the f..k is going on here?"
Lost ---- "Where the f..k are we?"
Disbelief ---- "Unf..kingbelievable!"
Retaliation ---- "Up your f..king ass."
Surprise ---- "F..ckin A!"
Surprise ---- "Well, I'll be f..ked."
Suspicion ---- "What the f..k are you doing?"
Contempt ---- "F..k you and the horse you rode in on!"
Famous quotes:
"What the f..k was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these f..king Indians come from?" -- General Custer
"Where the f..k is all this water coming from?" -- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real f..king gun." -- John Lennon
"Who's gonna f..king find out?" -- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to f..king roll." -- Anne Boleyn
"Any f..king idiot could understand that." -- Albert Einstein
"It does so f..king look like her!" -- Picasso
"How the f..k did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras
"You want what on the f..king ceiling?" -- Michaelangelo
"F..k a duck." -- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its f..king there!" -- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna f..king rain?" -- Joan of Arc
"Scattered f..king showers my ass." -- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a f..king hole in my head." -- John F. Kennedy
The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word F..K!
Use it regularly in your daily speech.
It will add to your prestige..............
GT.

Quote by freckledbird
That's why it's been chosen Susie, so that it's relaxed and there's no pressure. Or isn't that why you said it?
Bev
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Quote by Mister_Discreet
Yes, this is why it's crucially important to follow the directions carefully, if you want to avoid going into the pub's other bar, where saying "Hi, I'm Randy9inch4u, do you and your lovely wife fancy popping back to my hotel room later?" would be considered something of a social faux pas

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Just a quick note about what to exepect on the night.
You'll be greeted on the door by a friendly SH doorman (probably me) who will ask you your name, tick you off the list and give you a pretty badge to wear. Reporters have been known to nose around SH events, so we are being cautious about who gets in, even though this is a puely social event. If yer name's not down, yer not getting in, as the song goes. This rule includes any guests you might bring along... if you are on the list as a couple, we won't be letting 3 of you in, and if you are down as bringing 1 guest, and you bring 2, you'll have to pick someone to spend the night in the car park.
You will also be asked to chip in a voluntary contribution to cover the cost of room hire, of £3 a head. All profits from this will go to charity - as will money raised by selling raffle tickets for a range of 'fabulous prizes'! The organisers, doormen, DJ etc. are all giving their time for free, so you won't be lining anyone's pockets.
Once you've been strip-searched (only if I really fancy you!) and let in, you'll find yourself in the company of as pleasant a crowd of like-minded people as you are likely to find anywhere, and I'm sure you'll soon get over any first-munch nerves.
Please don't forget that this is a pub not a club, with 'vanilla' bar staff, so any behaviour that would get you thrown out of a normal pub on a normal day will probably result in you getting thrown out of the pub! If you are bringing a camera, please don't share the photos around without getting permission from everyone who might be recognisable first.
Ok, that's the lecture over, I hope everyone has a really great time... and what you naughty people might decide get up to after leaving the pub is entirely your business