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1 Aug 2004

God-damn pesky blighter's, don't they have anything better to do than annoy me while I'm trying to eat outside in this here fine weather. mad

Couldn't evolution find a better use for them grrrrrrrrrrr banghead

:fuckinghell:

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1 Aug 2004

Have you tried deleting the old ones, you may have a burnt cookie.
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Forgot to say
Hello and :welcome:

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31 Jul 2004

and :welcome:

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31 Jul 2004

Hi and :welcome: to SH

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31 Jul 2004

Ooooh the lovely Sydney Moon. :P

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31 Jul 2004

Or one of these
lol

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31 Jul 2004

Take a peek here http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html

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30 Jul 2004

I won't be able to get to Portsmouth tomorrow :cry: Hope you all have a blast drinkies

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30 Jul 2004

rushes off for a cold shower

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30 Jul 2004

Well done, you'll be at godlike status before you know it!
drinkies

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28 Jul 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
Now I think your all mead!!!!!!!!!!!!! Didnt post this for compliments:

Your bum looks like a sack of potatoes.......................... albeit a very sexy sack of potatoes rolleyes

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27 Jul 2004

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.
"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?" No response.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, "Y' know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."
"Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."

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27 Jul 2004

You're not the only one, sometimes being in a big crowd, amongst lots of strangers, can make you feel extremely isolated. I think you just become acutely aware that everyone else is with someone, I know I feel that way sometimes. I'm quite a shy person so find it hard to just approach strangers anyway. Also I think a lot a enjoyment comes from actually sharing an experience with someone, just being able to talk about it afterwards and having someone who can fully relate to it.
I get by on my own but wouldn't say I was fully content, not sure I ever would be. I need someone to stimulate my mind lol.

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26 Jul 2004

:welcome: to the both of you.

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26 Jul 2004

Just another hello and :welcome: biggrin

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26 Jul 2004

and :welcome:

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26 Jul 2004

Great pics guys. At last a full size secretary pic :thrilled:

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26 Jul 2004

Your friend dropped it in bed????
Think you need to explain to them what cybersex really is lol

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25 Jul 2004

No. You need to register for the chat seperately, you get another activation key from starchat.

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24 Jul 2004

Quote by debbiewebs
You're local to me, so I'd offer to show you my willy, but I fear that might make you laugh a bit *too* much

Well errrrrrrrr cough cough debbiewebs lost for words rolleyes

That's gotta be a first lol

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by debbiewebs
oo shit got the wronge smilly :doh:
thanks :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Me too, shoulda been hump

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23 Jul 2004

I love ya. :therethere: kiss

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
What are you up to??
Clare and Steve,xxx

Answering this post rolleyes

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23 Jul 2004

Oh Hail, mighty and beautiful goddess, Venus. I am your humble servant.

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23 Jul 2004

Don't use Norton but, if the ad blocking config lets you, just block all images from www.swingingheaven.co.uk/images/aff/

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
I do declare that your avatar should come with a health warning !!!

As requested, one health warning. wink

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23 Jul 2004

There's the matter of life and death
"I urgently need to lick pussy"
"I desperately need sex, I haven't had any for weeks"
The tantrum throwers
"I WANT a woman"
"I WANT a shag now"
Or the old dead cert
"I'm bored, anyone fancy a shag?"
rolleyes

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21 Jul 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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21 Jul 2004

Here's the direct link

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21 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Still want to know what the hell was wrong in the first place............
Venusxxx

Are you referring to IE6??
I'm lost...but then again I'm a man so I'm not meant to understand women. rolleyes

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