sussexguy's Profile

15 Jul 2004

PSSST Steve, don't bother spending lots of money on expensive sex toys, just get Clare a few dogs toys she won't know the difference wink

:rotflmao:

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15 Jul 2004

Is it actually your PC or does it belong to work?

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15 Jul 2004

Bloody hell I got 14/14 and I don't even have a dog :shock:

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14 Jul 2004

Quote by Dave__Notts

Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise
trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First
patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.

:doh: My covers been blown
Dave_Notts
Damn you mean it wasn't Muhammad? You had me fooled

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14 Jul 2004

Quote by celticq
I think celticq might be changing that piccie later tonight.
Steve

Quite correct - I have made it more jiggly than it was before lol

Cheers
CQ
Woohoo shake that booty CQ

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14 Jul 2004

A :welcome: from me too wave

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14 Jul 2004

And Powderbloo in your first post you are called Ben and in the second one Eddie dunno

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14 Jul 2004

Quote by novice1
Oops, I thought pepps was a girl. :shock: :shock:
Time I went to bed maybe? :doh: :doh:

They are a couple wink

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14 Jul 2004

It's gone, think it was a bit too naughty rolleyes

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14 Jul 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That's a great one.

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14 Jul 2004

There ya go that better?

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14 Jul 2004

Quote by anais
Ooooooo I'd stay in all day if I had a plummer who was into Tantra :wink:
Im trying to perfect my Lingam massage technique....I may need volunteers!
xanaisx

You can practice your lingam massage on me, if I can practice my yoni massage on you :giggle:

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14 Jul 2004

Been on here since May 2003 but went walkabout for a few months and only just started spending time on here.

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14 Jul 2004

Not the youngest but I'm 27

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14 Jul 2004

and :welcome:

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14 Jul 2004

OUCH!!!!

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14 Jul 2004

Your MSN address is just your addy.

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13 Jul 2004

If you exercise your PC muscles enough it's possible to contract them at orgasm giving you a dry ejaculation at will. rolleyes

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13 Jul 2004

:welcome: to SH. At this rate all the northerners will be moaning all the fun is down south lol

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13 Jul 2004

and :welcome:

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13 Jul 2004

I wish my orgasms were that short rolleyes

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13 Jul 2004

:welcome: to SH

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13 Jul 2004

I don't think there's a terminology page, I found that one in the FAQ, would be a useful addition to the site though.

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13 Jul 2004

You're welcome redface

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13 Jul 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
Personally I think there is quite alot of confusion with regard to terminology, thats why its sometimes best to just call a 'spade a spade' or a 'fuck a fuck'.
Maybe the site needs a glossary!!! :-).

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html
smile

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13 Jul 2004

Quote by redstilletto
Obviously he's put in a lot of effort.......... there's no spelling mistakes and punctuation!
What more do you women want?

.....money.....looks.........2 weeks in a hot and sunny climate.........he may seem appealing then :twisted:
Guess I was asking for that :lol:

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13 Jul 2004

Obviously he's put in a lot of effort.......... there's no spelling mistakes and punctuation!
What more do you women want? lol

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13 Jul 2004

If you don't login for a certain period of time, your nickname becomes unregistered, so you'll have to go through the registration again.

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13 Jul 2004

:thrilled: :thrilled:

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12 Jul 2004

Quote by DarkandHandsome69
No occult on this thread I am happy to announce!

Damn I love a good witch hunt. sad

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