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sussexguy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · East Sussex

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I think it's quite near the beginning of the bit when it switches to are in a bar and the prostitute comes up to them and says it.
Quote by Heather
Why do you add 4 or 5? Beginning to sound like a magic trick, think of number between 1 and 10, multiply by 10, add 4 or 5

Because MEN thought up the system! :twisted:
So why are women so surprised when a guy says his dick is x inches long and it not..... if it's even add 4, if odd 5 :giggle:
My first experience was back in the mid-late 80's and that was using bulletin boards accessed via a spectrum 48k lol
Quote by Dave__Notts
NE Scotland Quine
gilbert

Any idea what this means Gilbert?
Dave_Notts
Quine - from the Doric dialect (used in the North East of Scotland), meaning 'young woman' or 'daughter'.
Quote by JQL
Ah but if you boot from the XP CD and use the XP partition manager you are usually left with a choice of Boot partitions when starting the PC..

Not had that problem, but then again I've only done it on two different comps.
It's more a problem with NT but it does happen with XP if you re-install XP without using a DOS FDISK.
I must be lucky then, never had that happen when reinstalling biggrin
Quote by JQL
Ah but if you boot from the XP CD and use the XP partition manager you are usually left with a choice of Boot partitions when starting the PC..

Not had that problem, but then again I've only done it on two different comps.
If you go into BIOS and change the boot order to the CD drive first, plonk in the XP CD then follow the on screen instructions, you can reformat and install from there.
Errrr afternoon ladies, is this the girlie free zone??
Wonders if he's staggered into some kind of trap :uhoh:
Too long. Although not on constantly Im usually nearby a computer from about 10am - 2 am :shock:
Quote by gilbert
Sussex,
I think that if you get your head in betweeen them then you will have a whole new understanding, and you really won't give a damn just so long as you are there :twisted:
Gilbert

Thanks for tip Gilbert, and there's me trying to get my head around instead of between how stupid of me. redface
Quote by Heather
If you arrive at an even number - say 34 inches - ad a further 4. If the number is odd, ad 5. (35 + 5 = 40).

Why do you add 4 or 5? Beginning to sound like a magic trick, think of number between 1 and 10, multiply by 10, add 4 or 5..........
Quote by Heather
In caveman days, women's breasts went up and down in weight according to how much food was around.

So a woman with small breasts is simply hungry?
I never understood womens sizes, when a woman says they are a size 12, 12 what exactly? dunno
With mens sizes they are real measurements like a 32" waist .
I was just looking at how to work out bra sizes, I have a mathematics degree and I still had trouble getting my head around it :crazy:
errrmmm :uhoh: bolt
Mind you, if your head fits in your bra, you either have a small head or big boobs :shock:
Quote by celticq
my bra fits perfectly on my head

wonders if CQ gets strange looks when she goes out
If I fart in bed I lift my feet up so it escapes out the bottom of the bed confused
Ok I'll do ya plumbing and give you a yoni massage in return for long lingam massage..... that's gotta be a good deal wink
Quote by anais
Hey good choice of course hehe
did you know there is a national shortage of plumbers?
xanaisx
ps I got a leaky tap in the bathroom!!

I'll pop round in the morning with my special tool and have a look at your plumbing :grin:
Quote by anais
hehehe Thanks for the offer sussexguy...nothing better than a long slow sensual yoni massage! smile
xanaisx
ps. you a plumber by any chance?

I know how to use taps rolleyes
Books himself on a crash course in plumbing
Reading the thread about big cumshots reminded me of this site

:shock:
The link is http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-text-chat/
Be warned it's dark and scary in there. :uhoh:
Have a read through this thread http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/14269.html smile
I was referring to new ones, I wasn't suggesting he go down the park and pries them out of the jaws of a rottweiler :shock: