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sussexguy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · East Sussex

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I got sunflower oil, vegetable oil, groundnut oil, olive oil and errr crude oil confused
Quote by anais
When I do drink, I do like a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale......mmmmmmm puts hairs on ya chest confused
xanaisx

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And here's the backdoor lol
Quote by anais
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hehe Tickled me did that.......but wheres the queue?? smile
xanaisx
ps sorry not answered before now, been ill

Here's what it's like now lol
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I hope my yoni massage does more than tickle :twisted:
Hope you're feeling better, nothing worse than being ill during summer........ if you can call it that.
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Ahh that paintbrush you must have bought when you went out for toothpaste lol
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smackbottom
FFS You bought bondage gear too!!!
Back on topic, I find freckles on a woman kinda cute redface
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No, not your foot............. :twisted:
Venusxxx

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well I don't think Mars would like it if you got vaccinated against that.
Apparently over your life time you eat about 8 spiders in your sleep, they crawl into your mouth while your :sleeping: and then gulp.
*edit ah it's 2 spiders a year... thanks RH
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Ohhhh thankyou! I thought it was only Hep A they did for holidays! So what other STD`s would we have to watch out for with oral? (I know theres a link, but it`s more rewarding to discuss smile )
I`d love to be able to lose the `condoms with oral mention in our website`, but I`m not sure we can.
Venusxxx

Well I've had my rabies ones too, which might come in handy when dogging rolleyes
When I had it, it was 3 injections over a 6 month period although it can be done over a shorter time. I had them when I went on holiday so you can always use that as an excuse, you can always go to a travel clinic to have them too wink
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If I stood on my head on top of a hill on a windy day, I reckon I'd whistle like a foghorn. Not really the right sales technique, is it?

Would be an interesting way to let doggers know where you are if it were foggy rolleyes
As the bath was cold he was obviously just trying to hoover himself clean wink
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If the PC stops bloody booting me, I`ll be glad to oblige!
Venusxxx

That's police brutality. Tell the PC to stop kicking you.