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sussexguy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · East Sussex

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Quote by Ice Pie
The advantage of being modestly endowed is when she moans you know it's not because she's in pain. biggrin

Unless you happen to be standing on her foot rolleyes
Quote by DreamerHelen
yea some women are really good i know....so women do you enjoy it?

Blowjobs yes, handjobs no.....
So why you pm'ing me asking to suck and wank me at the same time???? :giggle:
Quote by midlandsmale39
you do realise youve just alienated all the girls that wanted to suck you off and give you a hand job at the same time mate, bit rash if you ask me lol :cry: :cry: :cry: :lol: :lol:

True, you wouldn't believe the amount of pms I get from women just saying "I want to wank and suck you at the same time". :lol:
Quote by DreamerHelen
Sort of along the same lines here.......I had a guy who liked to be given a handjob at the same time as being given a blowjob......so basically wanking his cock off into my mouth.....I found that a little difficult because I'm not good at moving my hands and sucking at the same time....
Have any other women (or men) been asked to do this?

I prefer one or the other as the sensation's not so good if the :wanker: and blast are out of sync.
Quote by novice1
Think it might be time I put some new knicks on. rolleyes :roll:

Well you have had them on for some time lol
Clean knicks just for you! :2fingers: :2fingers:
:thumbup:
Quote by novice1
Think it might be time I put some new knicks on. rolleyes :roll:

Well you have had them on for some time lol
Quote by Rachel80
That's a good quote Sussex guy, where did you find that?

googled it smile
The term cuckold usually refers to a somewhat sheepish and submissive man who allows his wife to have sex with other men in an open manner- Either right in front of him or simply with his knowledge. The key is that the cuckold male is fully aware of his wife's actions and is too submissive to challenge his wife. He enjoys the humiliation to which his wife exposes him.
WOW. Clare Im impressed you managed to narrow it down to two tops straight away lol
bolt :scared:
Quote by subbuteo
We're south too - in fact a mile further south than where we are and u fall in the sea lol
xxx

Yup I have the same prob, can't really swing with the fishes confused
I was just watching the news about the census showing a north/south divide, would have been interesting if "do you swing?" was one of the census statistics :lol:
Quote by redstilletto
ok going on my experiance men love it

Yup, I certainly did redface
Quote by redstilletto
and no they aint gay

I'm straight, I enjoy it cos it pleasurable and fun. For me there's a difference between enjoying anal stimulation and being attracted to men. I think a lot of guys wrongly associate the two.
Quote by redstilletto
there seems to be something quite dominent about a woman takeing control

I have to admit that's part of the attraction too surprisedops:, it's very interesting to find yourself in a reversal of roles, I actually think I felt quite vulnerable the first time :uhoh: lol
Another thing that's very, very pleasurable is prostate massage, that just requires one or two fingers to be inserted.
Quote by duracellbunny
you can run it off an non account though.

Yes you can, go to and register your non- email address there and then you can use messenger with that.
Quote by celticq
Okay Tune - I've decided to bond with my fellow May 13ther's but I don't know how to find them.
Is there a way to search the members to get up a specific page - eg all those that joined at the same time as me ??
I have way to little to to do day don't I?
Cheers
CQ

You can click on the "members" button at the top of the forum page and then select sort by joined date :mrgreen:
Alternatively on the main forum page click on "view your posts" on the menu in the top right corner below "logout"
Quote by well_busty_babe
congrats boys.............. u all deserved to come first! lol

Well I never, usually women are complaining cos we do come first :lol2:
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The third blonde wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a man and walked across the bridge.