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sussexguy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · East Sussex

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They coulda been trapped in there for years confused I always thought the beta text chat was just another way to get to the irc channel
I prefer it tidy or bald, could never quite understand the landing strip thingy.... if ya gonna go to all that trouble to shave/wax most of it you may as well do the rest!! confused
:laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I haven't that one for a long time.
I have a hose pipe which is full of kinks and therefore very kinky.
I'll get me coat.
I didn't receive my activation email the first time round, I got StarChat to resend the activation by using /ns set address <new email> with a dummy address then typing it again with my proper email.
Quote by midlandsmale39
wank race or maybe the girls could run the vibrator relay pass it on when you come , i could watch that lol

Or just a plain old vibrator race like this
Quote by roger743
Was that you with the Pringles?? lol

No, I had monkey nuts.
Not sure whether you read this thread :lol:
Quote by celticq
Also while I'm under sussexguy.

Mmmmm now there's a nice thought :P
Heee Heee now you're on top :twisted:
You're welcome CQ
Sorry for the quick thread hijack redface
Quote by roger743
Receiving on its own isn't bad for short periods, but I must be honest here - after a while I get bored! :shock:

Was that you with the Pringles?? lol
Quote by midlandsmale39
is this the right forum for such questions try
what if you went twice the speed of the earth while wearing a rubber suit and a strap on, would that make a difference?

No, but it would be quite an achievementt lol
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To start with I thought it was a serious post redface
takes condoms out of wallet, blows the dust and cobwebs off them and takes them out to the car

Make sure you check the 'best before' date!! rotflmao
Mal
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I store them with mothballs but I just tried one to make sure they weren't off.......... They taste ok. rolleyes
Quote by J3diMast3r
:shock: What the heck is Veet cream anyway :shock: ???
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A depilatory cream ....... used to be known as immac wink
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To start with I thought it was a serious post redface
takes condoms out of wallet, blows the dust and cobwebs off them and takes them out to the car
Also try the yeti & penguin version at there's a few other games too.
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I milked a cow once does that count? dunno
That was a bull :shock:
I wondered why my tea tasted funny :doh:
Quote by MrsFC
Any offers for a massage, my toots are fresh and clean as I washed them before I got over here. biggrin

If that's a spelling mistake I'll offer :giggle:
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Quote by DreamerHelen
So why you pm'ing me asking to suck and wank me at the same time???? :giggle:

:kick: You bad bad boy!!!! wink
Damn I was hoping for smackbottom