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swcpl2005
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Straight Female, 60
0 miles · Bristol

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Dolly - have sent you a PM with a couple of questions about your system, hopefully we can get you up and running again.
And we would be interested too as there's a real need for somewhere decent in this region, so mexy, wiggs or FB please let us know if you hear anything xxx
Is it possible to modify the photos thumbnail page to display 12 rather than 10 images in one go and not need to navigate to page 2?
Also there seems to be some page display problems on profiles as the bottom text in the Vital Stats beneath Smoking is lost when using Firefox which aren't apparent in Safari.
Finally, font size - does it need to be so small?
I like the way the damage to the Christian graves in this story receives balanced, equal reporting.
Not.

Make up your own minds as to why Muslims get special attention.
Mr Lost, keep your scrotes and go for the Arthur Scargill comb-over instead!
Women love this look, honest....
Can see there are no engineers present, otherwise the immortal expression that describes a non-functioning piece of equipment as "the fucking fuckers fucked" would already have been quoted. I challenge anyone to come up with a more succint multiple use of a single expletive. Given the on-going technical woes with the site at the moment, it's rather apt too.
If I introduced software to my clients that was as buggy and untested as SH chat I would soon be out of business.
Please stop tinkering!
Most DJ's seem to have lost sight of their raison d'etre which is to actually play music and not spend hours talking about their own banal lives or endless drivel with the rest of "the posse".
John Peel never forgot this fact - the music was always bigger than him and he let the records do the talking and I for one miss him so much.
Surprised that not more people have mentioned if the people in the profile are smokers or not as it's certainly high up there in the criteria list for us for people we would like to meet.
Quote by sparky33
Heroes no, inspiration yes, often spoilt rich kids? Yes.

Evidence please. Then I will make my mind up if you actually know what you are talking about.
You should have included a 3rd choice as neither of those can be seriously taken as cider!
Now if you had included Thatchers organic or Black Rat then we could have voted
Not the best of years here. The plum tree has about 20 unripe fruit on it, last year we were filling carrier bags up. The apples (cooking and eating) are there but seem to be smaller.
Tomatoes and radish have been a disaster, especially the toms which flatly refuse to ripen.
Indoors, our peppers and chilis have faired better but haven't produced the expected quantity although the chilis are still pretty hot.
Just another observation, we have got some trees whose leaves have been changing from green to red for the last week or so, that's at least a month earlier than the last couple of years.
Anyone else feel like we have been cheated out of a summer? Global warming? Pah
mad :x :x
Quote by venus68
Xtasia's main play area is really dark. It is almost impossible to read all the rules on the boards above the sofas.


The club's loft area isn't much brighter either, still got the scar from the head to roof beam collision!
It's going to be tough for a club to get the lighting balance right. Overall Xtasia do a good job, especially when the curtains come down around the dance floor - we particularly like that bit!
Quote by Peanut
Get yourselves a Sybian girls... you'll be satisfied for years and years... and not a battery in sight biggrin


Totally agree! We have a similar type of thing (check out our pix on the profile) which Mrs SW loves taking for a gallop around the bedroom. An amazing invention that saves a fortune on AA rabbit batteries. Just make sure you have got thick walls or deaf neighbours!
Quote by Mal
John Kettley is a Weatherman - wasn't that by Half Man, Half Biscuit? :shock:


Not sure about if that was them, but HMHB are responsible, IMHO, for the greatest novelty song ever recorded: The Trumpton Riots

Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
Classic stuff
To anyone considering it, just say "no" and don't do it! Imagine the eternal shame and legpulling...
It could also turn out to be the thin end of a massive wedge and before you know it you'll be in the front row watching Boyz 2 Men (as an aside, is it true that Michael Jackson got all frothy when he heard of their name?).
Yet another tax-payer funded quango, this time to the tune of £12m trying to justify it's position by issuing something that is fuzzy but a bit controversial and as a result gets its name in the papers.
What a total waste of money - we have pensioners who cannot afford to heat their homes, NICE are denying treatment to Alzheimers sufferers for the sake of a couple of quid a day and unclean hospitals and I am pissed off to see OUR money (the Government don't have any money of their own to throw around) continually wasted on rubbish like this.
This country is sadly becoming an international joke, the only problem is the total lack of any decent politcical opposition who should be having a field day with material like this yet are too scared to raise their head above the parapet. If they did they would soon see just how fed up the vast majority are.
They all have their snouts in the trough.
I know it's fashionable to bash the Daily Mail but two of their recent articles regarding the way Tony Bliar twisted the expense system to feather his own nest with regards to mortgaging his second home by means unavailable to the general public (i.e. those who paid his salary and expenses) really sticks in the craw. He has made a huge profit on the back of our money and doesn't have to pay a penny of it back either in capital gains or any other type of tax. It really stinks. mad :x :x :x
Have a read and make your own mind up....

The Sun - "The paper that supports 'our boys'"
That is until they publically stitched up an army officer and his wife as they were swingers (although not breaking any laws but why let that get in the way of ruining someone's career whilst selling a few more copies). mad :x :x
At my company we didn't get a payrise one year but to compensate the company reduced our hours and introduced a half day on Fridays allowing us to finish from midday onwards.
To be honest this has turned Friday into a bit of a skive for most, it's certainly got a wind-down feel to it, partly amplified by a relaxed dress code.
It's a great compromise that went down very well with the staff and the next logical extension will be to add an extra hour to each working day Mon-Thursday and not work the Friday at all.
Lateral thinking is what is required but the mentality of some senior management is sadly lacking in more than a few cases as they believe it's an employee perk (even though the hours worked would still be the same and it would also cut the overtime bill slightly).
The reduced energy costs of having a 4 day week would be a major benefit to a company as would the reduction in the traffic volumes for other road users.
Mrs SW was the intended recipient of the "milkers" description and we weren't that impressed either.
One of the worst intro's in chat has to be "nice tits luv" grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... mad
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Hip-Hop sells more than any other type of Music at this current time, so therefore he was correct in being top billing.
Where did you get this info from? Please provide the link as I am interested in this. As recently as 2005, on Channel 4's Top 50 Best Selling UK artists, Jay Z didn't even feature and the first sign of anything remotely like him was 50 Cent troubling that all important 40th place, registering only 25% of the sales of the likes of Coldplay, Robbie Williams and Dido. Somehow I don't think the situation has changed much since then.
According to rumours, next year's Headliners are:
The Fugees
I wouldn't put your money on that one given that Pras Michel once said "Before I work with Lauryn Hill again, you will have a better chance of seeing Osama Bin Laden and Bush in Starbucks having a latte, discussing foreign policies, before there will be a Fugees reunion"
But as you said, life's too short, the sun's out and I have a lawn that needs mowing
Have fun!
Watched it from the comfort of the sofa with beer, toilet and shower all within a few yards biggrin
It's a real shame Leonard Cohen didn't want to be filmed whilst performing, by all accounts it was an amazing set.
Although the line-up wasn't as good as last year there were some excellent performances, the ones which really stand out were Candi Staton who at 65 put on an amazing show, The Ting Tings (just how horny is Katie White....), Neil Diamond who clearly loved the whole Glastonbury experience, Goldfrapp (the first time I have seen poledancers on the Pyramid stage!) and Massive Attack who continue to show that Bristol is Best.
Oh, and the girl who took her top off during James Blunt's set to reveal a pair of beauties (the nipple tassles that is).
Link below........
Quote by Wunderhorse
The very first song of his performance is classic...


Isn't that the one that includes the line "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"? Such respect shown towards women. At that point we switched the channel over to watch something more interesting from the John Peel stage.
I firmly believe Noel G was spot on with his observation about Jay Z.
With the exception of a few gems, it's been one of the weakest Glastonbury's for a long time. Saturday's headline acts were wasted on the shambling Winehouse and Jay Z. There's been some great black acts at Glasto over the years (Skatellites, Solomon Burke and even Eddy Grant today) but Jay Z - not in this book.
Normal headline act service will be resumed next year.
Server 4 is currently down and as it's the default entry point into chat then we can't get in :violin:
Whilst it's true there are lots of bargains to be had, caveat emptor should always be remembered, especially with a certain online auction site. In particular, beware of counterfeit goods (sorry to say this but fake camera/computer/phone memory cards are prevalent

The best bit of advice I can give is to have a separate credit card that is dedicated to online purchases only that makes it easier to track any fraudulent goings-on.
Also, if the price looks too good to be true, then it probably is.
But did you know we would have to leave the EU to be able to bring back the death penalty no matter how serious the crime, even in a time of war?
Of course the British public weren't told any of this, all we were allowed to vote on was a common trading market back in the 70s.
(But that's a different debate).

EU Member States are all signatories to Protocol No. 13 to the ECHR concerning the abolition of the death penalty in all circumstances. This treaty explicitly bans the death penalty in all circumstances, including in war-time.
So next time you hear of an MP tabling an Early Day motion on the topic you know they are wasting everyone's time, just seeking publicity.