Judging by that rug, she may well need to use the Shake n Vac to bring the freshness back!
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swcpl2005
2 weeks ago
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Straight Female, 60
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Somewhere an IP address will have been recorded in this disgraceful response to a poor kid's suffering.
I just hope plod follows it up and it leads to an individual rather than an internet cafe with the full force of the law being applied with a public naming and shaming - and not just a slap on the wrist.
Tarring and feathering OK Lostie? :P
I just hope plod follows it up and it leads to an individual rather than an internet cafe with the full force of the law being applied with a public naming and shaming - and not just a slap on the wrist.
Tarring and feathering OK Lostie? :P
We know where you are coming from Bonedigger as we post our pix on a couple of websites for amateurs where the other members can also leave comments.
It always leaves a nice feeling that someone, somewhere is getting pleasure :rascal: from seeing Mrs SW and that they are prepared to take the time to post a nice message. We don't think it's vain or sad at all, on the contrary it can give a great boost if either of us is feeling a bit down.
Of course, every barrel has its rotten apple and you get the tits too saggy/too fat/too old posters who at first bothered us but they are swiftly moderated into oblivion. It's water off a duck's back with us now in any case.
So keep on taking and posting your pix and revel in the fact that it can bring a smile to a viewer's face and a lump to their trousers!
It always leaves a nice feeling that someone, somewhere is getting pleasure :rascal: from seeing Mrs SW and that they are prepared to take the time to post a nice message. We don't think it's vain or sad at all, on the contrary it can give a great boost if either of us is feeling a bit down.
Of course, every barrel has its rotten apple and you get the tits too saggy/too fat/too old posters who at first bothered us but they are swiftly moderated into oblivion. It's water off a duck's back with us now in any case.
So keep on taking and posting your pix and revel in the fact that it can bring a smile to a viewer's face and a lump to their trousers!
Quote by Velvet Lips
WOW GUYS !!!
Thank you for all your suggestions, some I recongized and the rest I'm really curious to hear.
Does anybody know I good website where I can hear samples ?
Also, how do I re-charge the battery on holiday without my laptop?
Thanks everyone xxx
You can listen to a 30 second sample of any song in the Music Store section of iTunes before deciding to buy it or not.
To recharge an iPod without a computer you will need a mains powered USB converter, like this
Nothing new in here at all, Broon had in typical Nu-Labour style pre-announced all of this as early as July as part of their spin-machine approach to politics and trying to fool the public.
Read between the lines and it's all a complete load of unmeasureable or unverifiable tosh.
"My Government is committed to.... " Well i'm committed to winning the lottery too, but it's highly unlikely to happen. Being committed to something is totally different to rolling up your sleeves and actually doing something.
"Reducing global poverty...." but by how much and when? And don't forget that poverty has risen under Labour in this country.
"My Government's programme will meet people's aspirations for better....". Define what "better" is please Mr Broon. Especially when spending on health and education is now frozen or being reduced.
"There will be a Bill to improve services...". Again, no definition of the quantitative improvements.
Personally I would have loved it if Queenie had stopped half way through, looked at Broon, announced that "it's all a load of bollocks" and ripped the speech up before walking out for afternoon tea with the corgis and Prince Phillip. In the meantime Broon and his cabinet were trooped off to the Tower to be reminded by a Beefeater holding a red hot poker that they are in place to look after the interests of Great Britain PLC first and foremost.
We can but hope!
Read between the lines and it's all a complete load of unmeasureable or unverifiable tosh.
"My Government is committed to.... " Well i'm committed to winning the lottery too, but it's highly unlikely to happen. Being committed to something is totally different to rolling up your sleeves and actually doing something.
"Reducing global poverty...." but by how much and when? And don't forget that poverty has risen under Labour in this country.
"My Government's programme will meet people's aspirations for better....". Define what "better" is please Mr Broon. Especially when spending on health and education is now frozen or being reduced.
"There will be a Bill to improve services...". Again, no definition of the quantitative improvements.
Personally I would have loved it if Queenie had stopped half way through, looked at Broon, announced that "it's all a load of bollocks" and ripped the speech up before walking out for afternoon tea with the corgis and Prince Phillip. In the meantime Broon and his cabinet were trooped off to the Tower to be reminded by a Beefeater holding a red hot poker that they are in place to look after the interests of Great Britain PLC first and foremost.
We can but hope!
Some great recommendations from the previous posters.
Here's a few from the top 20 played tracks from my iTunes:
Arcade Fire - No Cars Go
Map of the Problematique - Muse
Go - Moby
Love Story - Layo and Bushwacka
As The Rush Comes - Motorcycle
Club Foot - Kasabian
Karma Police - Radiohead
Long Hot Summer - Style Council
Take The Long Way Home - Faithless
Alibi - Elvis Costello
And for something completely different, Jeff Wayne's version of War of the Worlds. Richard Burton's rich voice is just awesome.
Here's a few from the top 20 played tracks from my iTunes:
Arcade Fire - No Cars Go
Map of the Problematique - Muse
Go - Moby
Love Story - Layo and Bushwacka
As The Rush Comes - Motorcycle
Club Foot - Kasabian
Karma Police - Radiohead
Long Hot Summer - Style Council
Take The Long Way Home - Faithless
Alibi - Elvis Costello
And for something completely different, Jeff Wayne's version of War of the Worlds. Richard Burton's rich voice is just awesome.
Cameras - no thanks. Which may seem a strange reaction from a couple who have posted 1000s of our exceedingly naughty pix on the net but in that situation we are in control of face blurs etc.
The taking of pictures at social nights for another site has caused one or two problems due to people in the background not being asked for their permission.
The taking of pictures at social nights for another site has caused one or two problems due to people in the background not being asked for their permission.
A school by its very nature is a place for the teaching of facts, i.e. something that is known to be reality, the truth or have existed and should not be a vehicle for the imposition of unprovable theories onto impressionable young people.
Present children with a series of peer-reviewed facts and allow them to make up their own minds. And herein is the problem, religion is unable to present a coherent set of facts and therefore should always be accompanied with a massive caveat stating that none of what is being taught has ever been proven.
It makes me cringe to see someone here play the race card in a debate about religion and children.
Essential reading is Richard Dawkins "The God Delusion" and especially the chapter entitled "Childhood, abuse and the escape from religion.'
It also contains a great quote from Victor Hugo - "There is in every village a torch - the teacher; and an extinguisher - the clergyman". Wise words indeed.
Present children with a series of peer-reviewed facts and allow them to make up their own minds. And herein is the problem, religion is unable to present a coherent set of facts and therefore should always be accompanied with a massive caveat stating that none of what is being taught has ever been proven.
It makes me cringe to see someone here play the race card in a debate about religion and children.
Essential reading is Richard Dawkins "The God Delusion" and especially the chapter entitled "Childhood, abuse and the escape from religion.'
It also contains a great quote from Victor Hugo - "There is in every village a torch - the teacher; and an extinguisher - the clergyman". Wise words indeed.
Hi Dolly. Great to see another Mac user on the site.
Have you tried using the Firefox browser on your Mac? We use it as the default and have no problems using our iSight either with iChat, Messenger or in an SH chat room. It works with our iMac, G4 and Mac Mini.
When you say "fiddled with the settings", could you explain a bit more please. Does the cam work with iChat?
Let us know either on here or by PM and I will try to help.
Have you tried using the Firefox browser on your Mac? We use it as the default and have no problems using our iSight either with iChat, Messenger or in an SH chat room. It works with our iMac, G4 and Mac Mini.
When you say "fiddled with the settings", could you explain a bit more please. Does the cam work with iChat?
Let us know either on here or by PM and I will try to help.
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Bit worried about have to sit close to Mr swcpl if he has shorts on................can we make it long trousers only for men and no trousers for women??
Just an idea..........
Cheeky begger, don't say you are getting a complex about my muscular, finely-honed thighs Dave? Better that than a pair of cocktail sticks poking out of your shorts. Anyway, you won't have time to sit down with us as we heard you were the star attraction of the floor show. Very generous of you to offer to do your Puppetry Of The Penis rendition - but why are the women being told to bring a magnifying glass?
:rotflmao: Look forward to seeing you both there, if not before.
Can either of the organisers please confirm on here that the event is restricted to bona fide Swinging Heaven members only?
This question is very important to us and I can imagine a lot of others to determine if we attend or not.
Can I also draw to the organisers attention the site rules regarding social events (not just munches) on this thread:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/65788.html
It clearly states:
We currently have rules governing how Munches are run and organised on here. Where people wish to organise a social event, we allow you to do your own thing, which is correct. Why should we dictate how you want to enjoy yourselves? However, due to recent circumstances, we have decided that certain conditions will apply to social events and parties publicised through Swinging Heaven. These are as follows:
1. The event is the responsibility of the organiser and a list of attendees is to be made available if requested.
2. If you know that banned people are attending you should state that this is the case as soon as known in the opening post.
Swinging Heaven is run for the good and benefit of its members, not anyone else. Wherever possible we endeavour to ensure that when you go to either a Munch or a Social, you can go knowing you will feel safe in the company of those attending.
With this in mind can a list of attendees be urgently published please?
This question is very important to us and I can imagine a lot of others to determine if we attend or not.
Can I also draw to the organisers attention the site rules regarding social events (not just munches) on this thread:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/65788.html
It clearly states:
We currently have rules governing how Munches are run and organised on here. Where people wish to organise a social event, we allow you to do your own thing, which is correct. Why should we dictate how you want to enjoy yourselves? However, due to recent circumstances, we have decided that certain conditions will apply to social events and parties publicised through Swinging Heaven. These are as follows:
1. The event is the responsibility of the organiser and a list of attendees is to be made available if requested.
2. If you know that banned people are attending you should state that this is the case as soon as known in the opening post.
Swinging Heaven is run for the good and benefit of its members, not anyone else. Wherever possible we endeavour to ensure that when you go to either a Munch or a Social, you can go knowing you will feel safe in the company of those attending.
With this in mind can a list of attendees be urgently published please?
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I haven`t had any real problems since beta stopped rearing its ugly head every five minutes !!!
I`m sure everybody will tell me it was just a coincidence
But let`s see what happens when they try bringing it in again.
Personally I like the way the chatrooms work, I like the layout and i like the features. None of it is particularly confusing and, honestly, it works most of the time.
As soon as beta chat is switched on the whole place will fall apart... !!!
Go onprove me wrong :lol:
Beta chat was temporarily up and running earlier today but it's now lost the "beta" tag.
If what we saw is really the taste of things to come then it's going to annoy a lot more people than it pleases. Very little progress has been made on improving the user interface which may well appeal to an 18 year old reared on a diet of eye candy and an attention span that is measured with a stopwatch but for those with a bit more experience (or actually qualified in human factors and man/machine interfaces) it falls well short of what could be developed.
We were really hoping that SH were listening to feedback from the beta testing but some major points have been missed and the opportunity to develop a chat room worthy of such a good site has now been lost.
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hope you remembered to put me and jase back down.
Pretty please xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
and any chance of a list to see who is going without having to trawl through the pages ( and yes i am a lazy bugger- but not in the bedroom so i have been told lol)
jenny and jase xxxxxxxxxxxx
Great that you two are coming again - we assume you won't be sat quietly in the corner, supping a half of mild and sharing a packet of pork scratchings?
We go for the all over tan look - it saves on packing all those cossies and you get the bonus of all that fun rubbing suntan lotion onto each other's naughty bits at regular intervals during the day.
And of course it's essential to also apply lots of aftersun too which always leads to more fun.
And of course it's essential to also apply lots of aftersun too which always leads to more fun.
